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[scitek]

While just enjoying my 12 hour old pizza, I just saw the oddest commercial. It's apparently been out there for a while now, but this was the first I've seen of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLKTUsyCMcg&NR=1

Really, I can't say I've ever had the problem of toilet paper staying behind...in my behind, but apparently it's enough of an issue to center an entire ad campaign around it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNcQgkXEWE

Honestly, chasing after the kid with a handbroom and dustpan? I think I've found the first ever situation where it would be socially acceptable to thrust your heel into your mother's teeth.

 

[Shoogoo]

awkward!

 

[Dabanton]

awkward!

Very.:lol

 

[SteveMeister]

They've had their "does a bear shit in the woods"-themed cartoon ads for a while now, and I've always found them a bit awkward, but these are even more so :lol

 

[GodfatherX]

right...because the oddest thing about that commercial is the TP

 

[Fatalah]

DISGUSTING.

People should use was A-Rod uses:

(not a photoshop)

Alex dined at a sidewalk cafe in the Village and casually wiped his face with a $100 bill.

 

[prettyvacant77]

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

WTF?

You ate 12 hour old pizza? Are you mad?!

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

Uuuh. Who the fuck have this problem? My asshole pretty much resembles Mel Gibson's beard and I've never had paper stuck in my ass.

 

[notsol337]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

No, he shits in the road.

My family has 40 acres of land in Michigan, in the northern part of the mitten, and we have a natural gas well there. I was standing by the well, looking through the thin treeline towards the road, and I could hear something moving, so I crouched down behind the well and watched.

A tiny black bear comes into my view, looks around, takes a dump in the road, and continues on it's way.

Also, I was about 11 so I ran to get my dad to show him what I saw and he was like "Well holy cow, that's neat for you" and I was like "THERE IS A BEAR OH MY GOD THERE IS A BEAR I AM GONNA DIE OH MY GOD A BEAR" and so forth.

If I ever find the picture I drew of it gaf, I'll scan it for you.

 

[Weenerz]

Baby wipes for me plx.

 

[Dahellisdat]

Baby wipes for me plx.

My friend tried this and destroyed the plumbing system at his work. Then had to explain to his boss that he fucked up the plumbing becuase he was using baby wipes on his ass and flushing them down the toilet. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Weenerz]

Shitting at work is bad for you, you must learn the power of holding it in until you get home.

 

[Sniper McBlaze]

My friend tried this and destroyed the plumbing system at his work. Then had to explain to his boss that he fucked up the plumbing becuase he was using baby wipes on his ass and flushing them down the toilet. :lol :lol :lol

Did he bring his baby wipes in to the public toilet everytime he was gonna take a shit?

 

[Dahellisdat]

Did he bring his baby wipes in to the public toilet everytime he was gonna take a shit?

That is what I gather from the story. Although it wasn't a public toilet, it was at the business where he works.

Shitting at work is bad for you, you must learn the power of holding it in until you get home.

Au contraire, I enjoy knowing that I'm earning money while I sit on the pot.

 

[HisshouBuraiKen]

Why can't they just make Japanese super-toilets standard issue in all bathrooms?

 

[monochromatic]

shitting at work rules

 

[Chamber]

Uuuh. Who the fuck have this problem? My asshole pretty much resembles Mel Gibson's beard and I've never had paper stuck in my ass.

I do. Maybe because I use cheap ass toilet paper.

 

[The Lamonster]

Work shitters piss me off. I don't want to smell someone's poop every time I take a piss.

And yet, I do.

 

[permutated]

Thank you drivethrough...ummmm heh.