Hilarious newspaper headlines

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Gabriel Knight
So we all know the NY Post is a rag ..but did you know that it's sometimes a hilarious rag at that… this last cover page reminded me on how funny they can be … let's post some of the most hilarious headlines/newspaper stories you've come across



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Can someone translate Pittsburgh pirates one to English please?

I have no idea what being drafted in the 13th round actually means.
 

Seattle's S.L.U.T. streetcar causing a stir

Officially, it's the South Lake Union Streetcar. But in the neighborhood where the new line runs, it's called the South Lake Union Trolley — or, the S.L.U.T.
 
I imagine there's a bunch of editors that live for moments like the Weiner scandal, just for the sheer amount of puns they can make and get away with.

Like a book trying to curb masturbation called "Masturbation: How To Beat It"
 
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