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[Schattenjäger]

So we all know the NY Post is a rag ..but did you know that it’s sometimes a hilarious rag at that… this last cover page reminded me on how funny they can be … let’s post some of the most hilarious headlines/newspaper stories you’ve come across

 

[Schattenjäger]

Here’s another from back in the day

 

[Birdo]

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Jeeves]

"Austere Religious Scholar" in reference to an ISIS leader comes to mind.

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[nush]

British tabloids have this topic in the bag.

 

[Radrigal]

Something from my country:

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Man, this thread has the potential to be Gold.
"GOLD Jerry!!"

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Damn.
Was she a Mayfly or something?

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[catvonpee]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Can someone translate Pittsburgh pirates one to English please?

I have no idea what being drafted in the 13th round actually means.

 

[catvonpee]

The dude's name is funny.

But https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_draft

 

[synchronicity]

What's a newspaper?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

The dude's name is funny.

But https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_draft

Shart yeah totally but thanks for the reading material

 

[ShadowLag]

Is a TV a newspaper?

 

[zeorhymer]

Seattle’s S.L.U.T. streetcar causing a stir​

Officially, it’s the South Lake Union Streetcar. But in the neighborhood where the new line runs, it’s called the South Lake Union Trolley — or, the S.L.U.T.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[RavenSan]

I imagine there's a bunch of editors that live for moments like the Weiner scandal, just for the sheer amount of puns they can make and get away with.

Like a book trying to curb masturbation called "Masturbation: How To Beat It"

 

[spons]

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Olympic bronze medalist Walter Dix edged out Tyson Gay in the former world champion's hotly-anticipated return to the 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League meeting Saturday.

www.reuters.com

 

[Banjo64]

Classic;

 

[Woggleman]

Wasn't the biggest Jay Leno fan but I loved the headlines segment.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

 

[Futurematic]

How does this thread not have the most famous NYPost headline of all time?