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Hitchhiker's pre-screening

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ManaByte

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Well, if you read that the screening was of a completely unfinished print witout final editing and missing something like twenty minutes of footage.
 

ManaByte

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You really can't judge a comedy when the final editing isn't done (timing anyone?) and it's missing a quarter of the movie. ;)

Edit: My point is that you actually can't really trust any Test Screening "reviews" as the movie can change drastically and what you will see in theaters can be very different than what they reviewed on AICN. Hell, I remember seeing test screenings of Starship Troopers (which was a bit better than the final release) and Gladiator (which was better as well) and Hollow Man is another example where MAJOR portions from the Test Screening were completely removed or re-filmed for the final release and what you got was a different movie than what was originally reviewed on AICN.

For example, the original opening of Hollow Man in the Test Screening wasn't the invisible lion eating a mouse, it was an invisible monkey ripping out the eyeballs of a non-invisible monkey while the non-invisible monkey was all freaking out. Looked really gross, but it was an awesome effect.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
okay fine. But the biggest complaints in the second review are Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, and possibly, (whether you like his protrayal or not) Sam Rockwell. Those things can't be redone without major reshooting. Hitchhiker's is one of my favorite books and I was pissed off the day I found out Disney was making the movie. Granted I was pleasantly surprised when I found out Eddie Murphy wouldn't be in this as well. I praying the first review is more representive of the final product, and I hope your right and I know that Jay Roach isn't finished editing and tweaking until his film's are released. Now you can comment on what I have said rather than imagining what I think. All I did was post news and give a hopeful take on the fact that it wasn't finished.
 

ManaByte

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android said:
okay fine. But the biggest complaints in the second review are Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, and possibly, (whether you like his protrayal or not) Sam Rockwell. Those things can't be redone without major reshooting. Hitchhiker's is one of my favorite books and I was pissed off the day I found out Disney was making the movie. Granted I was pleasantly surprised when I found out Eddie Murphy wouldn't be in this as well. I praying the first review is more representive of the final product, and I hope your right and I know that Jay Roach isn't finished editing and tweaking until his film's are released. Now you can comment on what I have said rather than imagining what I think. All I did was post news and give a hopeful take on the fact that it wasn't finished.

The movie's history goes back well before Disney got involved. The first screenplay was written by Douglas Adams himself. After he died the family decided to not go forward with the movie out of respect, but after some time passed they decided it would be OK to do the movie so they took his screenplay and Disney decided to finance the movie.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
The movie's history goes back well before Disney got involved.
Let's pray they have no real control over the film. I don't want it to be perverted into a Haunted Mansion.
 

ManaByte

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android said:
Let's pray they have no real control over the film. I don't want it to be perverted into a Haunted Mansion or Dr Doolittle.

They don't.

Dr. Doolittle? That was 20th Century Fox.
 

jett

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Sounds like the filmmakers are trying real hard to make the movie feel faithful to the movie, I'll give them props for that.

It was a mistake to cast Ford Prefect as Mos Def. Not only because he's black, but mostly because he's not FREAKING BRITISH. I'm disappointed that Sam Rockwell's performance is reportedly lackluster, he's one my fave actors...speaking of which. The second head thing is a cheap copout, I wish the review had been more in-depth about that. Also...does he still have a third arm or did they chop it off as well?
 

jett

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Oh hell naw, I just read the second review...

How cheap? Cheap enough that the filmmakers use every trick in the book to NOT show Zaphod’s two heads and third arm. They even go so far as to create an elaborate plot device which removes said head and arm for the entire second half of the film in what has to be the most latent attempt to save a buck I’ve ever seen on the big screen.

EAT SHIT AND DIE. EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU DIRECTING MOTHERFUCKERS.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
It was a mistake to cast Ford Prefect as Mos Def.
I know. Rickey Gervais, Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Rowan Atkinson, any of the Monty Python's, Mackenzie Crook, Ardal O'Hanlon. Any of these would have been infintely better. Instead they choose a actor who's completely unknown on both continents. All of those would at least be known over there.
 

ManaByte

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jett said:
Oh hell naw, I just read the second review...



EAT SHIT AND DIE. EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU DIRECTING MOTHERFUCKERS.

That was a change Adams himself made in his screenplay, so technically the person you wish was dead is dead.
 

jett

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ManaByte said:
That was a change Adams himself made in his screenplay, so technically the person you wish was dead is dead.

Give me proof that those changes were exactly like that in Adams' original screenplay. I'm not talking about changing the second head's "place", but about conealing it AND the third arm entirely in the second half of the film.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
That was a change Adams himself made in his screenplay, so technically the person you wish was dead is dead
RIP Douglas Adams. Still kinda sad about that.

That change was probably forced because of budget and special effects restraints rather than desire.
 

ManaByte

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jett said:
Give me proof that those changes were exactly like that in Adams' original screenplay. I'm not talking about changing the second head's "place", but about conealing it AND the third arm entirely in the second half of the film.

I was talking about where he moved the head to. That was an Adams change.

Again, there is about 20 minutes missing from this version and the editing isn't even close to being done not to mention most of the visual effects not being finished.
 

jett

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ManaByte said:
I was talking about where he moved the head to. That was an Adams change.

Okay then, as I said, they can go eat shit and die(for removing them entirely from the second half of the picture). :p

BTW, I'm pretty excited for this movie, but this little detail bothers me a bit too much. :p
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
ManaByte said:
Again, there is about 20 minutes missing from this version
I question the validity of this statement. Unless I'm missing something, Harry just pulls this out of his ass without quoting any source. He doesn't say that Roach or Jennings stated this. It sounds more like an assumption on his part based on how Roach has done previous screenings, which I'm not sure is terribly relevant considering he's not the director here. Are you simply taking Harry's word for this? Because, frankly, it just seems like something Harry's saying because he wants this film to be great regardless of any evidence to the contrary, so he's hunting for excuses.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
Moriarty from Aint-it-cool has added his two cents and I feel a thousand times better.
http://aint-it-cool.com/display.cgi?id=19282
Also here are the toys in case they've never been posted. It gives the first look at the Vogons. I like.
toys5.gif
 
Alan Rickman as Marvin is inspired.

And if you've read anything about the radio and TV days, you wouldn't be surprised that Adams effectively got rid of the head and arm. They were originally jokes made for the radio version, since you couldn't see it. He said it was an absolute nightmare when they put it on TV.

Plus, the joke doesn't really work in a visual presentation.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
 
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