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[Calderc]

We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/story

Yeah. No thanks.

 

[injurai]

I should get busy on a cum stout.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Her musty essence

Too much of a good thing

 

[HStallion]

I prefer my Vagina's stuffed into the neck of the beer bottle as a garnish and to add some flavor.

 

[TimeEffect]

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel

Uhh..

1) BDSM ale – sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model,

2) Blond ale made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity,

And many, many of other great beers, based on Anime, history, modern culture, etc., with other beautiful models…

 

[Robofish]

That's a pass for me.

 

[CaviarMeths]

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.

What the actual fuck.

 

[Moppeh]

Thatsmyfetish.gif

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Flesh light Beer

 

[braves01]

I bet it tastes like piss

 

[CaviarMeths]

I bet it tastes like piss

Like vagina acid, apparently.

 

[studyguy]

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.

 

[hey_monkey]

Nope.

 

[The Lamonster]

Beer for weirdos who also don't know anything about bacteria or beer.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Can't wait for someone to do what we're all thinking and jizz in one. In beer-tro fertilization

 

[akidnamededdy]

Wowwwww no thanks.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

I gagged

 

[Mandelbo]

Couldn't people just homebrew this?

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

 

[Browny]

I should get busy on a cum stout.

This post deserves quoting.

 

[Kezen]

That makes about zero sense.

 

[Ferrio]

Not the first time someone has done this before. Still gross.

 

[Bronx-Man]

 

[Calderc]

Has anyone tried Rogue's beer that was brewed with yeast from the head brewer's beard?

 

[LyleLanley]

IndieGoGo is stupid.

 

[Feltrol]

 

[Brakke]

The "based on Anime" line is what sold me.

 

[daviyoung]

 

[ohlawd]

so this is beer with female love juice? what's so bad about this

 

[Grym]

that's a wrap. The craft beer craze has officially gone too far

 

[Fracas]

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

 

[Blobbers]

 

[daviyoung]

so this is beer with female love juice? what's so bad about this

only 80% urine

 

[Marky Mark]

Are porn stars going to get on this and sell versions of their own vagina beers? Like they do with flesh lights, I'm told.

 

[Makai]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1147608

 

[MadSol]

Sounds fishy
I'll stick with skunky beer.

 

[rjinaz]

But does it taste good? Shrugs.

 

[Eusis]

Hops and other flowers are the only feminity that should be in beer... Not actual human products like that.

 

[besada]

"Feel the smell."

The video made me laugh, so that's a plus.

 

[zma1013]

Are porn stars going to get on this and sell versions of their own vagina beers? Like they do with flesh lights, I'm told.

"...I'm told"

Don't you lie to me

 

[injurai]

This post deserves quoting.

Fall 2016.

 

[shortsFortallPeople]

this cunt be real

 

[Robofish]

Something tells me these people will not get the money..

1€, in 5 days. That means not even their friends, family supports them.

 

[Joyful]

yeah but who is the woman in question

 

[NeonBlack]

That's a very long winded way of saying "our beer taste like vagina".

 

[davepoobond]

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.

Lmao.

 

[zma1013]

I hear they are also going to make a lickher.

 

[cpp_is_king]

I should get busy on a cum stout.

I could go for a shot of that. Oh wait...