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There is this growing trend among media critics to snobbishly dismiss tropes as something to scoff at. They point out a few tropes. wrinkle their nose and simply turn in their canned work. It's an incredibly lazy approach to media critique and one that doesn't require a lot of intellectual work. Tropes are bad and that's that!
In my view, tropes are fun and to a certain degree even necessary for good story telling. They oftentimes represent archetypal problems of the human condition, fundamental aspects of our lives that are universally shared among human beings. Whether a trope is good or bad has nothing to do with its mere existence, but comes down to how it is presented or explored.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in order to outsnob the snobs, let me present to you one of the greatest stories ever told, The Iliad! An epic tale about love, war and general badassery. The Iliad is considered by many the template for Western literature and the granddaddy of tropes. It is also a B-movie. Would it be stripped of its historical weight and published to today's standards, most critics would turn up their noses and slap it with a 'rotten' rating. The Iliad was basically the Star Wars of its times and in many regards a lot better. Despite its over the top silliness, The Iliad is also a story with complex and well developed characters and a nuanced approach that blurs the lines between 'good and evil'.
As most people already know, The Iliad tells the story of the Trojan War, a ten-year siege of the city of Troy by the Greeks. It covers the battles and events during the last few weeks by focusing on the quarrels between the Greek general and King, Agamemnon and his warrior Achilleus. The war is kicked off when the Trojan Prince Paris, falls in love with Helen, the wife of Menelaos, King of Sparta and Agamemnon's brother. But what most people don't know is the reason why Paris and Helen fell in love. Paris didn't act on his free will, but he chose Aphrodite over Hera and Athene in a petty beauty contest over a golden apple:
Yeah, if you thought John Wick's dog was a petty reason to go on an epic killing spree, Trojan's 10 year bloodshed is literally the result of mighty Zeus, king of the gods, being too afraid to meddle with his wife and daughters. The common critic might just as well dismiss it all as some horny dude getting it on with an unfaithful chick. First of all, there's a reason why the whole setup is silly and petty, because it demonstrates the general stupidity of war. Yeah, people back then were not mere bloodthirsty simpletons. Although they loved sharing stories about war, they did not adore war itself. From the perspective of the common folk, war was something, that took many people's lives for silly reasons.
Thinking about it, the reasons for the Trojan war were ridiculous, but they were far from simplistic. Who's really at fault here? Eris for sowing discord among the gods, the three goddesses for being vain, Zeus for not interfering because he was afraid of a woman's scorn, Paris for having his mind in the gutter or Helena for giving in to Paris' flirtation? The Trojan war could have been easily prevented, but happened anyway due to a combination of people's weaknesses clashing together in the tangled web that we so often refer to as 'life'. The Iliad basically boils down to 'shit happens, people are dumb, try to make sense of it all and deal with it'.
Except for Paris, most of the characters presented in The Iliad are frikkin' badasses, be it Archilleus, Hektor, Patroklos, Priam, Ajax, Odysseus or Aias. For the sake of brevity, I'll focus on Achilleus, the Greek's strongest fighter but also a giant asshole. Achilleus is basically Captain America of ancient Greece, blessed by the gods, inhumanly strong and a proud warrior in shining armor. Despite Achilles being almost invulnerable and one of the greatest warriors ever, his armor is what sets him apart. It represents his strength, as his fellow soldiers recognize it as his symbol. The most famous piece of armor is probably his shield forged by Hephaestus himself:
Almost three-quarters of Book 18 is devoted to detailed descriptions of the ornamental engravings on the shield alone... it's basically Dwarf Fortress on steroids. If you thought the gearing up scene in Commando was badass, imagine Achilleus, donning an armor literally forged by the God of smithing and metalworking himself, before confronting his archenemy Hektor. After beating Hektor, Achilles strips him naked, watches him beg for mercy, calls him a dog, and simply guts him. He then shoves a rope through the tendons of Hektor’s ankles, ties them to his chariot and drags his bloody corpse around Troy. Yeah, you do not mess with Achilleus... and by this point we have reached comic and anime levels of over the top badassery. F*ck yeah...
But as with all characters presented in The Iliad, Achilleus is not only a supreme hero, he's also full of flaws. He is vain, sentimental, wants glory above all else, is prone to emotional outbursts and totally fueled by rage. In fact, when Agamemnon steals his girl Briseis in order to establish his authoritah, Achilleus throws in the towel and goes moping in the corner. Certainly, both of them act like little brats, but Achilleus puts in a request with Zeus to help the Trojans drive the Achaians, his own men, back. Just to show them how much better off they were with him on their side.
Achilleus is a tropey character, but presented with so much nuance and internal strife that he becomes interesting. Whether you side with him or Agamemnon isn't even important, what matters is that it makes you think. Achilleus, just like so many others, is capable of great deeds but also petty failures. That's what makes him a great character. When it comes to modern media and especially many of the modern superhero movies, I think that aspect is often neglected for the sake of action and spectacle.
Oftentimes, what makes a story truly great is its willingness to engage with moral dilemmas. Achilleus is presented with a simple choice, but no matter how he decides, it comes with great disadvantages. Will he fight for glory by risking certain death, or will he stay home, leading a long but ultimately unnoticeable life?
At first, Achilleus seems to choose a long life over immortal glory, opting for the more rational choice. But what tips him over is his rage fueled thirst for revenge when he is made aware that Hektor killed his best friend and role model, Patroklos. Again, the quest for revenge and the loss of a loved one are well known tropes, but when presented in the context of this moral dilemma, it becomes something much more intricate.
To me, moral dilemmas are what made Star Trek such an amazing show, be it the prime directive or the dichotomy between peaceful exploration and the inevitability of violent conflict. Coincidentally, it's also the reason why Star Trek: Discovery sucks so much, because that aspect is pretty much absent in the new show. Yeah, Stamets alludes to some of if, but it's never explored and mostly brushed aside for the sake of spectacle.
The common PC critic would probably be outraged about certain themes and subplots presented in Homer's epic. Briseis is basically a spoil of war and Agamemnon is a sexist asshole. In the first chapter, when the Trojan priest Chryses petitions him to give back his captive daughter Chryseis, Agamemnon snaps back (I'll use Dolan's translation in order to better convey Agamemnon's general assholery for modern sensitivities):
That scene alone would probably rustle some jimmies and discredit The Iliad in the eyes of the modern critic, as evidenced by Detroit: Become Human. In my eyes, it merely shows how lazy and canned media criticism has become. First, it ignores the fact that the intention of this particular scene is to convey how bad Agamemnon really is. Second, it ignores the greater context of Homer's Iliad, because nobody has any sort of agency whatsoever. This is evidenced by the fact that Zeus himself explains halfway through the story what's going to happen, it's basically a foregone conclusion. Moreover, the whole Trojan war is orchestrated by the three goddesses Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. Lastly, every human key character is influenced by the gods taking different sides in the conflict. For example, Patroklos is killed because Apollo intervenes, striking him across the back, sending him into a daze and making him vulnerable to Hektor's attack. Also, Paris falls in love with Helen, because Aphrodite influenced him.
At first glance, the relationship between Achilleus and Patroklus seems like the greatest bromance ever told. In fact, it was much more than that, they both affectionately loved each other:
Mourning his loss, Achilleus wept, he even wanted to kill himself before his rage took over. Having lost his will to live, he is now ready to meet his own doom in order to fulfill his lust for revenge. That's how much Patroklus meant to Achilleus. What's more is the fact that in Homer's Iliad, it is not forbidden for men to cry, in fact Achilleus cried so much that even the gods took notice.
When it comes to the representation of women in The Iliad, they are not any weaker or any stronger than their male counterparts. While some of them are reduced to mere spoils of war, most of them are actually really really strong. In fact, the Greeks had two gods of war, Athena, who represented brains, strategy and carefully planned warfare and her archenemy Ares, the god of bloodlust, atrocity and destruction, considered by many a real pain in the ass, riding a chariot smeared with blood and gore. Yeah, it goes without saying that Ares wasn't exactly popular, while Athena was revered by most. Ares isn’t the mannerly villain from Wonder Woman, but a murderous fool with no redeeming features whatsoever. In Book 21 Athena throws a boulder at Ares, knocking him out as he is finally defeated when she guides her champion Diomedes to literally spear him in the balls:
Anyway, I could go on and on and on... the elderly Nestor is basically street cred Yoda, oftentimes mourning how soft and spoiled the youth has become, gore and torture is abound, depicting more than 200 gruesome deaths, more intrigue, more moral ambiguity, more character flaws, etc...
Point being, The Iliad is an amazing piece of literature that basically laid the groundwork for most modern tropes while presenting a multilayered and intricate story that is not only more 'progressive' than what's oftentimes presented nowadays but also living proof that pop culture can not only appeal to the lowest common denominator, but also be intellectually and morally engaging. Finally, when it comes to most media critique out there, most of it is not only of very low quality, but also incredibly lazy and intellectually dishonest. In conclusion, I posit the daring hypothesis that in the current climate of mass produced criticism, The Iliad would simply fall on deaf ears.
In my view, tropes are fun and to a certain degree even necessary for good story telling. They oftentimes represent archetypal problems of the human condition, fundamental aspects of our lives that are universally shared among human beings. Whether a trope is good or bad has nothing to do with its mere existence, but comes down to how it is presented or explored.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in order to outsnob the snobs, let me present to you one of the greatest stories ever told, The Iliad! An epic tale about love, war and general badassery. The Iliad is considered by many the template for Western literature and the granddaddy of tropes. It is also a B-movie. Would it be stripped of its historical weight and published to today's standards, most critics would turn up their noses and slap it with a 'rotten' rating. The Iliad was basically the Star Wars of its times and in many regards a lot better. Despite its over the top silliness, The Iliad is also a story with complex and well developed characters and a nuanced approach that blurs the lines between 'good and evil'.
As most people already know, The Iliad tells the story of the Trojan War, a ten-year siege of the city of Troy by the Greeks. It covers the battles and events during the last few weeks by focusing on the quarrels between the Greek general and King, Agamemnon and his warrior Achilleus. The war is kicked off when the Trojan Prince Paris, falls in love with Helen, the wife of Menelaos, King of Sparta and Agamemnon's brother. But what most people don't know is the reason why Paris and Helen fell in love. Paris didn't act on his free will, but he chose Aphrodite over Hera and Athene in a petty beauty contest over a golden apple:
Thetis and Peleus were to be married and all of the gods were invited to the wedding, except one: Eris, goddess of discord and sister of Ares. Of course, discord is the last thing one wants at a wedding feast. Nonetheless, she had been slighted and decided to get even. So she crafted a golden apple, inscribed it with the words For the Fairest, and tossed it into the banquet hall. More than one goddess laid claim to it: Hera, the wife of Zeus; Athena, the goddess of wisdom and patroness of Athens; and, of course, Aphrodite. The three began to quarrel and turned to Zeus for a judgment. It would have been folly for Zeus to offer any opinion. His wife Hera could not be disappointed; Athena, as his daughter, could not be disappointed; and, of course, as the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite was entitled to the apple as well. So, characteristi-cally, Zeus gave the decision to a mortal: Paris, son of King Priam of Troy. The goddesses were not above bribery to win the apple. Athena promised to make Paris invincible in battle; Hera offered him the mastery of all Asia; and Aphrodite, reading Paris's mind, used feminine wiles. She loosened her robe to offer Paris a tantalizing glimpse of her cleavage and then promised Paris that she would give him the most beautiful woman in the world. And so, Aphrodite won the apple, and Paris married Helen of Troy. The real winners in the contest, however, were Eris and her cruel brother, who sowed the seeds of a bloody war... - The Iliad: Book 24
Yeah, if you thought John Wick's dog was a petty reason to go on an epic killing spree, Trojan's 10 year bloodshed is literally the result of mighty Zeus, king of the gods, being too afraid to meddle with his wife and daughters. The common critic might just as well dismiss it all as some horny dude getting it on with an unfaithful chick. First of all, there's a reason why the whole setup is silly and petty, because it demonstrates the general stupidity of war. Yeah, people back then were not mere bloodthirsty simpletons. Although they loved sharing stories about war, they did not adore war itself. From the perspective of the common folk, war was something, that took many people's lives for silly reasons.
Thinking about it, the reasons for the Trojan war were ridiculous, but they were far from simplistic. Who's really at fault here? Eris for sowing discord among the gods, the three goddesses for being vain, Zeus for not interfering because he was afraid of a woman's scorn, Paris for having his mind in the gutter or Helena for giving in to Paris' flirtation? The Trojan war could have been easily prevented, but happened anyway due to a combination of people's weaknesses clashing together in the tangled web that we so often refer to as 'life'. The Iliad basically boils down to 'shit happens, people are dumb, try to make sense of it all and deal with it'.
Except for Paris, most of the characters presented in The Iliad are frikkin' badasses, be it Archilleus, Hektor, Patroklos, Priam, Ajax, Odysseus or Aias. For the sake of brevity, I'll focus on Achilleus, the Greek's strongest fighter but also a giant asshole. Achilleus is basically Captain America of ancient Greece, blessed by the gods, inhumanly strong and a proud warrior in shining armor. Despite Achilles being almost invulnerable and one of the greatest warriors ever, his armor is what sets him apart. It represents his strength, as his fellow soldiers recognize it as his symbol. The most famous piece of armor is probably his shield forged by Hephaestus himself:
First fashioned he a shield, great and sturdy, adorning it cunningly in every part, and round about it set a bright rim, threefold and glittering, and therefrom made fast a silver baldric. Five were the layers of the shield itself; and on it he wrought many curious devices with cunning skill. Therein he wrought the earth, therein the heavens therein the sea, and the unwearied sun, and the moon at the full, and therein all the constellations wherewith heaven is crowned—the Pleiades, and the Hyades and the mighty Orion, and the Bear, that men call also the Wain, that circleth ever in her place, and watcheth Orion, and alone hath no part in the baths of Ocean. Therein fashioned he also... - The Iliad: Book 18
Almost three-quarters of Book 18 is devoted to detailed descriptions of the ornamental engravings on the shield alone... it's basically Dwarf Fortress on steroids. If you thought the gearing up scene in Commando was badass, imagine Achilleus, donning an armor literally forged by the God of smithing and metalworking himself, before confronting his archenemy Hektor. After beating Hektor, Achilles strips him naked, watches him beg for mercy, calls him a dog, and simply guts him. He then shoves a rope through the tendons of Hektor’s ankles, ties them to his chariot and drags his bloody corpse around Troy. Yeah, you do not mess with Achilleus... and by this point we have reached comic and anime levels of over the top badassery. F*ck yeah...
But as with all characters presented in The Iliad, Achilleus is not only a supreme hero, he's also full of flaws. He is vain, sentimental, wants glory above all else, is prone to emotional outbursts and totally fueled by rage. In fact, when Agamemnon steals his girl Briseis in order to establish his authoritah, Achilleus throws in the towel and goes moping in the corner. Certainly, both of them act like little brats, but Achilleus puts in a request with Zeus to help the Trojans drive the Achaians, his own men, back. Just to show them how much better off they were with him on their side.
Heavy with wine, with the face of a dog but the heart of a deer, never have you had courage to arm for battle along with your people, or go forth to an ambush with the chiefs of the Achaeans. That seems to you even as death. Indeed it is far better throughout the wide camp of the Achaeans to deprive of his prize whoever speaks contrary to you. - The Iliad: Book 1
Achilleus is a tropey character, but presented with so much nuance and internal strife that he becomes interesting. Whether you side with him or Agamemnon isn't even important, what matters is that it makes you think. Achilleus, just like so many others, is capable of great deeds but also petty failures. That's what makes him a great character. When it comes to modern media and especially many of the modern superhero movies, I think that aspect is often neglected for the sake of action and spectacle.
Oftentimes, what makes a story truly great is its willingness to engage with moral dilemmas. Achilleus is presented with a simple choice, but no matter how he decides, it comes with great disadvantages. Will he fight for glory by risking certain death, or will he stay home, leading a long but ultimately unnoticeable life?
My mother Thetis tells me that there are two ways in which I may meet my end. If I stay here and fight, I shall not return alive but my name will live for ever: whereas if I go home my name will die, but it will be long ere death shall take me. - The Iliad: Book 9
At first, Achilleus seems to choose a long life over immortal glory, opting for the more rational choice. But what tips him over is his rage fueled thirst for revenge when he is made aware that Hektor killed his best friend and role model, Patroklos. Again, the quest for revenge and the loss of a loved one are well known tropes, but when presented in the context of this moral dilemma, it becomes something much more intricate.
To me, moral dilemmas are what made Star Trek such an amazing show, be it the prime directive or the dichotomy between peaceful exploration and the inevitability of violent conflict. Coincidentally, it's also the reason why Star Trek: Discovery sucks so much, because that aspect is pretty much absent in the new show. Yeah, Stamets alludes to some of if, but it's never explored and mostly brushed aside for the sake of spectacle.
The common PC critic would probably be outraged about certain themes and subplots presented in Homer's epic. Briseis is basically a spoil of war and Agamemnon is a sexist asshole. In the first chapter, when the Trojan priest Chryses petitions him to give back his captive daughter Chryseis, Agamemnon snaps back (I'll use Dolan's translation in order to better convey Agamemnon's general assholery for modern sensitivities):
You want to know what will happen to your daughter, old fool? I’ll tell you: She’ll live and die as my slave, my property. She’ll scrub floors all day, and when it’s night, I’ll take her to my couch and bend her over, bend her any way I please! While she’s young, that is. After I’ve used her for a few years, she’ll be too old and ugly to be worth having, and then she’ll carry out the shit-jars every morning and sleep with the pigs, and when she’s old she’ll die one day and be dragged off to where we bury the livestock. - John Dolan: The War Nerd Iliad
That scene alone would probably rustle some jimmies and discredit The Iliad in the eyes of the modern critic, as evidenced by Detroit: Become Human. In my eyes, it merely shows how lazy and canned media criticism has become. First, it ignores the fact that the intention of this particular scene is to convey how bad Agamemnon really is. Second, it ignores the greater context of Homer's Iliad, because nobody has any sort of agency whatsoever. This is evidenced by the fact that Zeus himself explains halfway through the story what's going to happen, it's basically a foregone conclusion. Moreover, the whole Trojan war is orchestrated by the three goddesses Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. Lastly, every human key character is influenced by the gods taking different sides in the conflict. For example, Patroklos is killed because Apollo intervenes, striking him across the back, sending him into a daze and making him vulnerable to Hektor's attack. Also, Paris falls in love with Helen, because Aphrodite influenced him.
At first glance, the relationship between Achilleus and Patroklus seems like the greatest bromance ever told. In fact, it was much more than that, they both affectionately loved each other:
Then said Achilles in his great grief, “I would die here and now, in that I could not save my comrade. He has fallen far from home, and in his hour of need my hand was not there to help him. What is there for me? Return to my own land I shall not, and I have brought no saving neither to Patroclus nor to my other comrades of whom so many have been slain by mighty Hector; I stay here by my ships a bootless burden upon the earth, I, who in fight have no peer among the Achæans, though in council there are better than I. Therefore, perish strife both from among gods and men, and anger, wherein even a righteous man will harden his heart—which rises up in the soul of a man like smoke, and the taste thereof is sweeter than drops of honey. Even so has Agamemnon angered me. And yet—so be it, for it is over; I will force my soul into subjection as I needs must; I will go; I will pursue Hector who has slain him whom I loved so dearly, and will then abide my doom when it may please Jove and the other gods to send it. - The Iliad: Book 18
Mourning his loss, Achilleus wept, he even wanted to kill himself before his rage took over. Having lost his will to live, he is now ready to meet his own doom in order to fulfill his lust for revenge. That's how much Patroklus meant to Achilleus. What's more is the fact that in Homer's Iliad, it is not forbidden for men to cry, in fact Achilleus cried so much that even the gods took notice.
When it comes to the representation of women in The Iliad, they are not any weaker or any stronger than their male counterparts. While some of them are reduced to mere spoils of war, most of them are actually really really strong. In fact, the Greeks had two gods of war, Athena, who represented brains, strategy and carefully planned warfare and her archenemy Ares, the god of bloodlust, atrocity and destruction, considered by many a real pain in the ass, riding a chariot smeared with blood and gore. Yeah, it goes without saying that Ares wasn't exactly popular, while Athena was revered by most. Ares isn’t the mannerly villain from Wonder Woman, but a murderous fool with no redeeming features whatsoever. In Book 21 Athena throws a boulder at Ares, knocking him out as he is finally defeated when she guides her champion Diomedes to literally spear him in the balls:
Ares has gone to demand justice from Zeus. Which Zeus, and the rest of the gods, find very amusing. Ares? Wanting justice? Ares, who presided over every massacre and rape since the beginning of the world, and enjoyed every second of them?
And now he wants justice – justice! After getting stabbed… by a woman… his own sister! It’s a great moment for the whole family – they just can’t stop laughing. As Ares approaches, squelching with his hands over his wet, bleeding groin, Zeus draws out the pleasure, pretending not to know what happened: ‘Well, Ares, what seems to be the problem? And please, don’t drip on my fine marble floor. - John Dolan: The War Nerd Iliad
Anyway, I could go on and on and on... the elderly Nestor is basically street cred Yoda, oftentimes mourning how soft and spoiled the youth has become, gore and torture is abound, depicting more than 200 gruesome deaths, more intrigue, more moral ambiguity, more character flaws, etc...
Point being, The Iliad is an amazing piece of literature that basically laid the groundwork for most modern tropes while presenting a multilayered and intricate story that is not only more 'progressive' than what's oftentimes presented nowadays but also living proof that pop culture can not only appeal to the lowest common denominator, but also be intellectually and morally engaging. Finally, when it comes to most media critique out there, most of it is not only of very low quality, but also incredibly lazy and intellectually dishonest. In conclusion, I posit the daring hypothesis that in the current climate of mass produced criticism, The Iliad would simply fall on deaf ears.
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