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[DustinC]

While I was checking on storm info for Clermont County, Ohio tonight on one of the local news sites, I decided to check out a front page link showcasing mugshots of local criminals (Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky).

There's about 240 to scroll though, but there's a lot of real winners here. Obviously some despicable crimes listed that I'm not going to highlight, but some of the expressions given here are either outright hilarious or 100% creepy.

Here's the link for WLWT Channel 5 that I started going through.

It's also worth checking out some of the crime descriptions, I feel like whoever did some of these knew exactly what they were doing. For example:

Steve Corbin, accused of lying to police about who stabbed him.

Tiffany Morgan, the person who actually stabbed Steve Corbin (see previous photo)

Also fun, celebrity look-a-likes:

Goddammit Andy Bellefleur.

 

[BertramCooper]

Only semi-related, but some dude tried to abduct a little kid in my hometown last week.

This is the composite released by the city PD.

 

[CrazyDude]

Only semi-related, but some dude tried to abduct a little kid in my hometown last week.

This is the composite released by the city PD.

Was it drawn by the kid?

 

[shadyspace]

Only semi-related, but some dude tried to abduct a little kid in my hometown last week.

This is the composite released by the city PD.

haha

 

[Anustart]

Behold my necromancy!

Had to share a couple celebrity look-a-likes, and as a fun fact, my brother is being held in the same jail these were taken from!

Tobin Bell

Minnie Driver

 

[ridethepiggy]

Behold my necromancy!

Had to share a couple celebrity look-a-likes, and as a fun fact, my brother is being held in the same jail these were taken from!

Tobin Bell


Minnie Driver

lol! @ minnie driver.

 

[QualityPixel]

These two morons decided to murder a police officer near my old neighborhood.

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=26705500&ni...ting-identified&fm=home_page&s_cid=featured-1

 

[Anustart]

These two morons decided to murder a police officer near my old neighborhood.

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=26705500&ni...ting-identified&fm=home_page&s_cid=featured-1

?

 

[Derwind]

Only semi-related, but some dude tried to abduct a little kid in my hometown last week.

This is the composite released by the city PD.

 

[Stinkles]

I know phrenology is thoroughly debunked, but looking at these you can hardly blame them for thinking it was real.

 

[KHarvey16]

 

[Stinkles]

He was meant for a bad end that kid.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Sort of related, but a few weeks back my buddy texted me and told me to check out my county's website. One of our old junior high friends was arrested for breaking and entering. The mugshot was hilarious, but then I got to exploring the site. Just typing in random names I remembered, then I ended up finding my biological father, whom I have not seen in ~5-6 years or so. I haven't talked to him in probably double that.

So I called my girlfriend over and it was the first time she had ever seen him. She said I look a bit like him and then went back to her tv show.

Kind of a funny story.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

There is a paper they sell in the DFW called "mugly" that's pretty hilarious, all kinds of crazy mugshots.

 

[Homeboyd]

Holy shit. That news anchor looks just like the rapist! Did they catch him????

 

[deejay8595]

New Contestant ..

http://www.delcotimes.com/general-news/20131117/cops-charge-four-on-drug-dealing-charges