John Marston
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PagingI recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
BTW I'm laughing my ass off
PagingI recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
I recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
I recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
Please wear a body cam in Tuesday and post the results.I recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
I'm gonna get myself a black woman just so that I can get an awesome FiL like that!I recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday
I'm gonna get myself a black woman just so that I can get an awesome FiL like that!![]()
Beyond the Black Rainbow was wild I thought I was on drugs. I think I've seen Bug not sure.![]()
Satanic: F-
Terrible plot, characters were super annoying and predictable. Not to mention terrible acting
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Do Not Enter: F
Had annoying ass characters with a terrible plot
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AVP Alien Vs Predator EXTENDED EDITION: F
BAD
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Slanted: D
Interesting concept but was executed poorly
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Ready Or Not 2 Here I Come: D
Huge fan of the first movie, this one just ended up being somewhat pointless. I hated her sister especially
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Bug: B
I found this one a hard watch. It's a bit slow but the descent of madness that the couple goes through is intense. That ending was something
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Beyond The Black Rainbow: B+
Interesting Sci Fi horror that had a lot of gnostic themes throughout
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Bloodline: B+
Another good surprise and another strong performance from Sean William Scott
I especially liked the two twists that showed up where the mom knew he was a serial killer
Him finding out his wife has done shady stuff before and at the end protects the family so that her husband isn't caught
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The Mimic: B+
There was some creepy imagery throughout with a mysterious plot
The mom going back to the cave despite knowing that's not her child's voice calling her down her was heartwrenching
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Undertone: A
Really enjoyed this one. I especially loved the way they used sound to try to unsettle you. And the way the movie is shot, is where I can look at other parts of the scene and try to find if there's anything that shows up. I really loved the slow buildup to the end too
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They Will Kill You: A
This was another good surprise
It's a stylish horror action flick in the vein of Quintin Tarentino
There was a lot of memorable action sequences in this film
I thought the reveal of the demon being a talking pig head on a stick to be quite funny too
It's very hard to phase me with a horror movie. The only film that really shook me was an old VHS with a TV show based in a real story called "Intruders".. it's about aliens... to this day if I see a picture of it I spend nights awake lol..
Yeah that's the one.. I think I was 8 when I saw it. I wish I hadn't. It still gives me the shits lolare you talking about this? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104523/
If so, yeah it was aired on channel 5 late one saturday night when I was like 9 years old, scared the shit out of me.
would love to watch it again. haven't managed to find it anywhere online!Yeah that's the one.. I think I was 8 when I saw it. I wish I hadn't. It still gives me the shits lol
Me neither. It seems to have disappeared in VHS limbo. I wasn't able to find it on DVD either.would love to watch it again. haven't managed to find it anywhere online!
Oh, snap, that's the Noroi and Occult director? I thought Occult was great, although, like you said, the CGI is really unfortunate. I'm putting this on the watchlist.![]()
Welcome to the Occult Forest: The Movie (2022)
This was a wild ride - my son and I have been on a big Kôji Shiraishi kick lately, so we decided to check out this film where it's all first-person and the director is a self-insert character of a washed up horror movie director. This goes in some strange and unexpected directions, and has some silly moments. A few good scares, but mostly cheesy.
What's wild is how the cut the film together. There are several segments, especially towards the beginning of the film, that are single continuous cuts - in one case a single cut was nearly 30 minutes long. Other times they would hide cuts by having the POV cam break out into a run and get super jerky before splicing in the next cut that starts with the jerky running cam. So although the movie isn't all that serious, there is some actually impressive cinematography happening.
Like most of this guy's movies, though, it's low budget and the CGI is terrible.
Worth sticking it out for the ending though.
Never saw it before, but is this itMe neither. It seems to have disappeared in VHS limbo. I wasn't able to find it on DVD either.
Undertone's nowhere near as "art school project" as Skinamarink. Way more appealing to the masses.So I'm reading wildly varying opinions on Undertone... Is it as bad as skinamarink?
Beyond the Black Rainbow was wild I thought I was on drugs. I think I've seen Bug not sure.
If this is real it deserves some Gold lol. Amazing scenes.I recommended Hokum to my mom and stepdad for date night
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LMFFAO Bruh I'm dead
I'm cooked when I see them on tuesday