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[appaws]

So I have been thinking of this thread for a while and decided to finally do it. Let's post pics of the hottest chicks of the past. I am defining past as pre-1970. STICK TO THAT. I want girls from before our lifetimes, the girls your grandpa and great-grandpa lusted after. I'll start it off with 2.

This is Linda Harrison. She was the chick called Nova in Planet of the Apes who they threw in the cage for Charleston Heston. She was dirty and sweaty and just sexy as hell. Those eyes...

The second girl is Evelyn Nesbit. She was a model and silent movie actress. Reportedly she was discovered really young, as I think is shown in the first and third picture. Obviously she was extremely gorgeous, but she also had a crazy story. Apparently she married a dude with a big jealousy problem. He was also a multi-millionaire. He went to see her perform on stage at Madison Square Garden. While the show was going on, he noticed one of her ex-boyfriends in the crowd, a famous architect. Convinced that he was going to pursue her again, in a jealous rage he pulled out a gun and murdered the guy right there during the show in front of hundreds of witness at MSG! His trial was called the "trial of the century" at the time, and he got off on an insanity plea. But it destroyed her career from that point forward and she spent the rest of her life a drunken wreck

 

[Plies]

the one and only:

 

[Husky]

Elizabeth Taylor sure looks like a superstar

Also Carrie Fisher

 

[Cunth]

Gafs always trying to make me coom

 

[teezzy]

Stella Stevens

Brigitte Bardot

Jayne Mansfield

 

[Belmonte]

Perfection.

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[SpiceRacz]

Natalie Wood was a fucking babe.

 

[brap]

Pleb taste but whatever

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I have a lot of fondness for the Bond girls of the sixties:


Diana Rigg

German Actress Karin Dor

and Claudine Auger...

I met Karin Dor once, like ten years ago. She was standing in front of the theatre where she was playing in a piece, and she was an old granny already. Was a bit weird meeting one of your teenie years crushes and she is looking like your grand ma.

 

[appaws]

Natalie Wood was a fucking babe.

That reminds me of my great uncle telling me my first inappropriate joke.

Q: What kind of wood don't float?
A: Natalie Wood

 

[brap]

 

[nush]

From Russia with Love Bond girl Daniela Bianchi

 

[GymWolf]

I'm not really a fan of old school type of beauty but here you go

Sophia loren

I'm not really into her that much but she was considered an absolute sex symbol in italy, (basically our own marylin monroe).

 

[Flame_alchemist]

She about few decades older than me so didn't get to enjoy her in her prime, but jennifer connelly is damn goddess.





Edit: missed the pre 70....

 

[GymWolf]

She about few decades older than me so didn't get to enjoy her in her prime, but jennifer connelly is damn goddess.





Edit: missed the pre 70....

This is not old school beauty...she is pretty modern.

 

[Sybrix]

Raquel Welch

Valerie Leon

 

[and 3 others]

I can't find it, maybe you lads can help me find it. She was in a movie with Muhammad Ali, she was black, and soo god damn thick! Help me br0thers!

 

[Plies]

I can't find it, maybe you lads can help me find it. She was in a movie with Muhammad Ali, she was black, and soo god damn thick! Help me br0thers!

Jeannie Pepper ?

 

[and 3 others]

Jeannie Pepper ?

No idea. Caught like 15 seconds at work, it just froze me in place staring at her.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Some further German actresses:

Senta Berger

Elke Sommer

 

[DogofWar]

From Russia with Love Bond girl Daniela Bianchi

I have always been super hot for girls with Russian/slavic accents thanks to her. I even ended up marrying a Polish woman. That is definitely the ultimate celebrity crush of my childhood.

Man when I found out she wasn't really Russian I did not believe it at first hehe...

 

[isual]

wow. what's it like being an ugly basterd and putting your PP in these gorgeous women.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I think mid to late 60ies was a peak for women's style and beauty in a way.

They never looked better before and after that decade.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

wow. what's it like being an ugly basterd and putting your PP in these gorgeous women.

amazing...

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[UnNamed]

Ornella Muti, close the thread.

 

[brap]

I think mid to late 60ies was a peak for women's style and beauty in a way.

They never looked better before and after that decade.

I love them big torpedo titties.

 

[nush]

wow. what's it like being an ugly basterd and putting your PP in these gorgeous women.

Minus the ugly basterd bit.

 

[Amory]

queen elizabeth could get it back in the day. oh yeah your highness....mm

also her great great great great great great great great grandmother Sophia of hanover (1630 - 1714, RIP) had it goin on too. yeah she was pretty great.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Caroline Munro. She definitely made me "Sin" "Bad".

(See what I did there, Neogaf)

 

[The Cockatrice]

the one and only:

God damn.

 

[Plies]

God damn.

I know, right? I feels like we were born at the wrong time..

 

[The Cockatrice]

I know, right? I feels like we were born at the wrong time..

When it comes to women, I tend to agree. These days can't trust anything you see on their profile pics.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Names of 1 and 3? 4 looks like Eastern European royalty. Goddamn!

 

[lock2k]

So I have been thinking of this thread for a while and decided to finally do it. Let's post pics of the hottest chicks of the past. I am defining past as pre-1970. STICK TO THAT. I want girls from before our lifetimes, the girls your grandpa and great-grandpa lusted after. I'll start it off with 2.

This is Linda Harrison. She was the chick called Nova in Planet of the Apes who they threw in the cage for Charleston Heston. She was dirty and sweaty and just sexy as hell. Those eyes...

The second girl is Evelyn Nesbit. She was a model and silent movie actress. Reportedly she was discovered really young, as I think is shown in the first and third picture. Obviously she was extremely gorgeous, but she also had a crazy story. Apparently she married a dude with a big jealousy problem. He was also a multi-millionaire. He went to see her perform on stage at Madison Square Garden. While the show was going on, he noticed one of her ex-boyfriends in the crowd, a famous architect. Convinced that he was going to pursue her again, in a jealous rage he pulled out a gun and murdered the guy right there during the show in front of hundreds of witness at MSG! His trial was called the "trial of the century" at the time, and he got off on an insanity plea. But it destroyed her career from that point forward and she spent the rest of her life a drunken wreck

I automatically approve of this thread because Planet of the Apes (1968) is my favorite movie of all time

 

[lock2k]

70's Ann Wilson

 

[King of Foxes]

Names of 1 and 3? 4 looks like Eastern European royalty. Goddamn!

1. Vivien Leigh
3. Cybil Sheppard

 

[Kadayi]

Claudia Cardinale. Only know her from Sergio Leones Once Upon a Time in the West, but goddamn it, she was hot as all hell

 

[Chuckie]

She caused me to get a fetish

Jayne Seymour

 

[DESTROYA]

Maybe it was watching too many old reruns growing up but Dawn Wells and Barbara Eden were smoking hot.

 

[Drake]

+1 for Elizabeth Taylor. She was so fucking hot when she was young. One of the most beautiful women of all time IMO.

 

[cryptoadam]

Where's the IG filters and FaceBook angles?

Caroline Munro

And the titties errr I mean Elvira

Jane Fonda Barbarella

 

[King of Foxes]

Claudia Cardinale. Only know her from Sergio Leones Once Upon a Time in the West, but goddamn it, she was hot as all hell

fuck, she is beautiful

 

[Hulk_Smash]

the one and only:

First post ignores OP rules for thread. because neoGAF

 

[jufonuk]

Pam Grier back in the day

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Kim Novak

Yvonne Craig

Elke Sommer

 

[spectyre]

Really? No Ann Margret yet?

 

[lock2k]

Lynda Carter

 

[frostyxc]

Seka

Creepy Girl

Dyanne Thorne (pink) and Renie Radich (yellow)

Marilyn Joi

Uschi Digard