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[Super Mario]

I went in the store when there was 101 people instead of 100. Got COVID and now my family is dead.

 

[Cunth]

Went to China, went to wuhan, went to wet markets, ate some bats, came back home, accidentally stood less than 1.5m away from someone. Bad luck I guess

 

[Mista]

It won't be funny when you actually get diagnosed with it. Isn't it ?

 

[Richard Packer]

I'll laugh.

 

[Ikutachi]

Coronavirus challenge from TikTok. No symptoms until a few hours after I downed a Corona Extra.

 

[davepoobond]

I was a paid protestor against stay at home orders and didn’t wear a mask. #AllLivesMatter

 

[Mr Hyde]

I coughed in my own face.

 

[poppabk]

It won't be funny when you actually get diagnosed with it. Isn't it ?

I keep telling my wife that I will do the 'every other time it was funny' bit from South Park when I finally get it.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Well there wasn't any TP so I had to borrow my friends Toilet Paper. Unfortunately I had to pull it out of his garbage.

 

[Super Mario]

It won't be funny when you actually get diagnosed with it. Isn't it ?

That will make for even funnier threads

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

ain't got it and don't plan on it.

 

[jts]

I was walking down the street and saw the virus and punched the virus right in the face and then the virus cried

then some woman got angry at me and said "hey you can't do that to my kid I'm calling the police" i don't understand women sometimes

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I got it reading Twitter.

 

[teezzy]

I'm an alpha male so the virus is afraid of me.

 

[Stitch]

Bill Gates coughed on my pizza

 

[99hertz]

I haven't gotten it yet but I suppose I will get it when I go to the supermarket and some idiot sprays micro-droplets on me while screaming about the virus being a bioweapon from China and Bill Gates wanting to sell vaccines.

 

[highrider]

Take it from an old man, never tempt fate.

 

[ExpandKong]

I got it from reading Richard Packer ’s posts.

edit: fuck my stupid face

 

[Richard Packer]

I got it from Richard Packer fucking my stupid face

 

[DeafTourette]

This is disrespectful!

My biological sister told me earlier today that our mom is in the ICU with COVID-19! I'm on my way home and trying to figure out how to get to her in Mississippi!

Y'all don't think it's real and something to joke about? I had a friend that died of it last month!

This is stupid. I'm tired

 

[Papa]

Hugged a Chinese

 

[DeafTourette]

Hugged a Chinese

WTH?! I'm serious! My mom really has it! You're laughing at me having someone I love with it? WOW!

 

[Papa]

WTH?! I'm serious! My mom really has it! You're laughing at me having someone I love with it? WOW!

I'm laughing at you getting triggered by a clear shit post. Sorry about your mother, but screeching at shitposts won't help.

 

[Faenrir]

Bought it at Gamestop like most people, why?

 

[DeafTourette]

I'm laughing at you getting triggered by a clear shit post. Sorry about your mother, but screeching at shitposts won't help.

You're right. Just raw at the moment. Feeling bad right now and worried I'll lose my birth mom.

 

[Faenrir]

^ Sorry bout that man but let's just hope she recovers.
Don't get mad at this though. People die without being infected, getting mad with this lockdown and we can all get a laugh i think.
If it's too sensitive for you, avoid this kinda threads.
I'm sure if you post about your mom, you'll get loads of support.

 

[SpartanN92]

Got it from a parallel universe where NI is Chinese and his bullshit is what spreads it.

 

[Batiman]

There is an outbreak at my work right now. We avoided the news up until yesterday. 27 cases and one of my co workers died. I keep getting calls of everyone testing positive every other hour now. I’m convinced I have it or had it already. Most people are showing zero symptoms so far. We’re running out of workers here.

 

[zeorhymer]

I breathed.

 

[MastAndo]

Got it in January, before it was cool.

 

[triplestation]

it was on sale at walmart

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Celcius]

I don’t have it and I hope I don’t get it. I also hope no one joking about it gets it either.

 

[thief183]

..well... I got it for real... teaching Tango argentino.....In January.

Edit: The simptoms lasted 2 days, if I didn't know I would have thought I had a normal flu.... (for real not trying to be edgy)

 

[V4skunk]

It won't be funny when you actually get diagnosed with it. Isn't it ?

Where is everyone suffering just even minor corona symptoms?

 

[MetalAlien]

You seethin bro?

edit..oh and I let a bat move in with me..

 

[LOLCats]

i got it from loving pussy

Spoiler

cats

 

[Foamy]

Hugged a Chinese

Why on earth would you hug a Chinese?

 

[Foamy]

..well... I got it for real... teaching Tango argentino.....In January.

Edit: The simptoms lasted 2 days, if I didn't know I would have thought I had a normal flu.... (for real not trying to be edgy)

The important question here is do you meet lots of hotties or just old people desperately trying to act young again?

 

[Papa]

Why on earth would you hug a Chinese?

It’s virtuous

 

[Stiflers Mom]

 

[Foamy]

It’s virtuous

I've told you to stop taking advice from strange cookies.

 

[thief183]

The important question here is do you meet lots of hotties or just old people desperately trying to act young again?

Depends, on the geographic zones, in Italy the latter In the eastern Europe the first

Edity: to be fair this year was the year of the hotties also in Italy, Supid Corona.... we can't have good things

 

[Clockwork5]

I’m holding out for Covid-20. I hear it’s a pretty big upgrade.

 

[Mad_Titan]

I got it reading Twitter.

I'm pretty sure that's aids, not rona