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How do I grow a pair?

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SlickWilly223

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Damn.

To be honest, I generally never have any woman problems. If I want one, I'll just go for it and come out successful. In school, public, or parties, no woman was safe from my lusty Italian charm.

But all that has come crashing down this year. Because, unlike all the other women I've picked up in the past, this girl I'm about to mention... well, I actually like her. As in, I'd consider going out with her and all that sappy shit.

She's gorgeous, WAAAAY out of my league (most girls are, sometimes I don't know how I get so lucky), insanely smart, cute, and over all fun to be with.

Only problem is, now that this sick idea has crossed my mind, I'm a wreck. I'm afraid to talk to her, if I do I always BLANK OUT and don't say anything remotely interesting/funny, or I'll just mess everything up by just stupidly staring at her melon-like titties. With any other girl, I'd be tossin' Aces their way left and right. But not this girl, o no.

The best part is: She's available, and I'm almost 100% sure that she wants my nuts (since we've had some discussions in the past that lead me to believe this).
What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!? This has never happened to me before. Badabing's reign could very well come crashing down soon if you guys don't help me.

How do I grow a pair and talk to this girl the right way
 
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GLoK

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Drink a beer and give some thought to the fact that the worst thing that happens if you talk to her and make a move is that she shoots you down and you move on with your life?
 
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tt_deeb

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Badabing said:
Damn.

To be honest, I generally never have any woman problems. If I want one, I'll just go for it and come out successful. In school, public, or parties, no woman was safe from my lusty Italian charm.
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Mmhm. Haha.

Only problem is, now that this sick idea has crossed my mind, I'm a wreck. I'm afraid to talk to her, if I do I always BLANK OUT and don't say anything remotely interesting/funny, or I'll just mess everything up by just stupidly staring at her melon-like titties.
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The best part is: She's available, and I'm almost 100% sure that she wants my nuts (since we've had some discussions in the past that lead me to believe this).
What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!? This has never happened to me before. Badabing's reign could very well come crashing down soon if you guys don't help me.

How do I grow a pair and talk to this girl the right way
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Well I guess the only reason you're actually worried about this one is because you actually care about what she thinks of you. And the best thing to do if you really care about that is to be honest. Don't make a plan to talk to her or anything, be casual. If so many signs point to her wanting you and you want her just go for it and start some small talk.
 
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GLoK

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How you have been succsesful with women when you consider that a roadblock. If the best time to talk to her is at school, then you use that opportunity to invite her to do something AFTER school. (previous to which you go out and have a quick beer).

There's a million and one ways to get around being in school. The good ol "so, what're you up to tonight?" is damn near fool proof. If she's got plans, you say "cool" and reply with your "plans" for that evening (which are by far and large total bullshit).

if she says "nothing", then you say "me either, wanna get dinner or something"?

booya, done and done.

(edit) dammit, fixing to compensate for edit.
 
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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
You've had many discussions in the past!? What the fuck is the problem? I can see talking to a girl completely cold being an issue, but if you already know her what is the issue?
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Wellington said:
You've had many discussions in the past!? What the fuck is the problem? I can see talking to a girl completely cold being an issue, but if you already know her what is the issue?
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When I look at her I get lost in her eyes.
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Plus, I don't wanna screw this one up. It's not one of those "booty-calls" where failure is an option.
 
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Wendo

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Wait, wait. What's the sick idea? That you want to do things?

If so, just make sure that you've, uh, prepared yourself before you talk to her, a la Something About Mary.
 
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SlickWilly223

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Wendo said:
Wait, wait. What's the sick idea? That you want to do things?

If so, just make sure that you've, uh, prepared yourself before you talk to her, a la Something About Mary.
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Never saw the movie, but I assume you mean I should calm myself down... By smoking a bowl!?!?! DONE AND DONE!

Seriously though... I have a pretty big sex drive. Even if I release the beast early in the morning before school, he'll be rearing his thick and hard-headed skull once the bus starts bouncing.
 
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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Wendo said:
Wait, wait. What's the sick idea? That you want to do things?

If so, just make sure that you've, uh, prepared yourself before you talk to her, a la Something About Mary.
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Yeah just imagine busting in her face a few times and then it should be a lot easier to simply 'talk' to her.

Er... damn that's not bad advice. :lol
 
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StrikerObi

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Badabing said:
When I look at her I get lost in her eyes.
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Tell her that.

Seriously, just go up to her and ask her out. That's how I did it with my previous girlfriend and how I plan to do it with the girl I'm going to ask out as soon as I get back to school in January. Confidence = WIN with girls. They love it. I know it sounds cliche, but it's totally true. If you have confidence they will fall all over you.
 
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Wendo

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Badabing said:
Never saw the movie, but I assume you mean I should calm myself down... By smoking a bowl!?!?! DONE AND DONE!

Seriously though... I have a pretty big sex drive. Even if I release the beast early in the morning before school, he'll be rearing his thick and hard-headed skull once the bus starts bouncing.
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No, no. Then you run the chance of potentially making a bigger ass out of yourself. I'm suggesting that you, ah, visit the "Kelly Clarkson has the best ass on a white girl" thread and following a couple of the links posted there. The rest will take care of itself.
 
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Wendo

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StrikerObi said:
Tell her that.

Seriously, just go up to her and ask her out. That's how I did it with my previous girlfriend and how I plan to do it with the girl I'm going to ask out as soon as I get back to school in January. Confidence = WIN with girls. They love it. I know it sounds cliche, but it's totally true. If you have confidence they will fall all over you.
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Or you could pull a John Cusack and play Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" out of a boombox in front of her house. If it worked in the movie, it COULD work for you.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
StrikerObi said:
Tell her that.

Seriously, just go up to her and ask her out. That's how I did it with my previous girlfriend and how I plan to do it with the girl I'm going to ask out as soon as I get back to school in January. Confidence = WIN with girls. They love it. I know it sounds cliche, but it's totally true. If you have confidence they will fall all over you.
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You bring up a good point. If you have any other lines that I could sexify up a bit, post them here.
 
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Boogie

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StrikerObi said:
Tell her that.

Seriously, just go up to her and ask her out. That's how I did it with my previous girlfriend and how I plan to do it with the girl I'm going to ask out as soon as I get back to school in January. Confidence = WIN with girls. They love it. I know it sounds cliche, but it's totally true. If you have confidence they will fall all over you.
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Princess Bride quota for the day:
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Deg

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There's no need to be anxious :) Be positive and go for the best.

She's gorgeous, WAAAAY out of my league (most girls are, sometimes I don't know how I get so lucky), insanely smart, cute, and over all fun to be with.
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She's in your league evidently.
 
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SlickWilly223

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Deg said:
There's no need to be anxious :) Be positive and go for the best.



She's in your league evidently.
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Nah. She gets such good grades, popular, smart, probably will end up going to some super college like Yale while I'll be stuck in the army, not that I mind.

And again... I can't stress those titties enough.
 
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Wendo

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Deg said:
There's no need to be anxious :) Be positive and go for the best.



She's in your league evidently.
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Exactly. Remember, guys consider a girl's looks to be their most attractive asset. Girls consider money, power, and confidence as a guy's most attractive asset(s). [/psych major]
 
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SlickWilly223

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Wendo said:
Exactly. Remember, guys consider a girl's looks to be their most attractive asset. Girls consider money, power, and confidence as a guy's most attractive asset(s). [/psych major]
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I sort of have confidence... I have power... but no money.
 
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SlickWilly223

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hXc_thugg said:
Confidence is the most important part, really.
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What if I conjoined both confidence AND power together... like...

"Hey baby... I'm going to dominate you one night, and you will like it."

Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong kind of "power"
 
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hXc_thugg

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Badabing said:
What if I conjoined both confidence AND power together... like...

"Hey baby... I'm going to dominate you one night, and you will like it."

Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong kind of "power"
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No way. It could totally work.

I used to tell this hot girl I knew in high school that I wanted to sodomize her, and she always got excited when I said it. But I think maybe she just didn't know what it meant, because she was kind of dense. And that's my story.
 
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J2 Cool

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Btw, how important is height in yours guys opinion or does it matter at all? I fucking hate it but I'm short. I like this one girl but she's a bit taller. Then I got shorter chicks who aren't as drop dead gorgeous as this girl, who are all over me all the time, and this other girl's the very polite, smiley type. She's a mystery. You think being taller really matters? I know my ex said she'd never go out with a shorter guy, which is why that may just be something I have in my subconcsious. Or is it just, confidence just overrules all that shit? In any case, I better grow until 21 at least damn it. I want a good 3-4 inches by then.
 
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tt_deeb

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J2 Cool said:
Btw, how important is height in yours guys opinion or does it matter at all? I fucking hate it but I'm short. I like this one girl but she's a bit taller. Then I got shorter chicks who aren't as drop dead gorgeous as this girl, who are all over me all the time, and this other girl's the very polite, smiley type. She's a mystery. You think being taller really matters? I know my ex said she'd never go out with a shorter guy, which is why that may just be something I have in my subconcsious. Or is it just, confidence just overrules all that shit? In any case, I better grow until 21 at least damn it. I want a good 3-4 inches by then.
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How tall are you, I'm very short too? :(

Although I'd like to think most girls don't really mind height it definately does affect me at least at a confidence level. Also, I'm sort of picky so I won't go for girls taller than me.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
I'm 6' 4", and I'm just going to say that yes, it does help.

Can't be tall and lanky though, that shit just doesn't compute.
 
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Alucard

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Casual and confident is the way to go. Either that or being a little dorky/stupidly funny. The two mixed together are a good combination! Worked for me anyways. Do it up, HOMESLICE!
 
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J2 Cool

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tt_deeb said:
How tall are you, I'm very short too? :(

Although I'd like to think most girls don't really mind height it definately does affect me at least at a confidence level. Also, I'm sort of picky so I won't go for girls taller than me.
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Just turning 18 and am 5'8". I'm telling you dude, it sucks.
 
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tt_deeb

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J2 Cool said:
Just turning 18 and am 5'8". I'm telling you dude, it sucks.
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Better than me I'm afraid. I'm lucky if I reach 5'8. I'm 5'5 right now at 16. Taking some medication now to try to slow down my bone fusion.
 
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StrikerObi

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Badabing said:
I sort of have confidence
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This means you don't have enough. I used to have NO confidence. What helps build mine is spending time to make myself look good (I've become pretty damn vain about my hair), and just generally feeling good about myself. I'll look in the mirror and think to myself "Damn, you're hot shit." I know it sounds really conceeded, but you're not doing it in front of anybody else and it's all about building confidence. Say it, beleive it.

My last girlfriend was very good looking. I thought she was way out of my league, but I didn't care. I knew her from a campus group and a little while (maybe a week or a week and a half) after she broke up with her boyfriend (her friends had told me they broke up, they knew I liked her) I moved in and asked her out on a date. I didn't do anything fancy. I just approached her after a meeting one day and asked her out, and she gave me her number.

She said it was a turn on, that I just approached her and asked her out. She said it was a very confident thing to do. On my end all I remember is being nervous as fuck and fumbling a bit when putting her number into my phone. The important thing is though, that she didn't notice that at all (or she was not telling me to make me think I was hot shit). Either way, I felt like the fucking king when I was done with the ordea.

Thanks go out to Agent Dormer for pushing me into asking her out. I was nervous as hell and wasn't going to, but he said he would if I didn't (not that I think he really would). It was enough of a push to work though. There's another tip, find friends that will push you into it.

It's all down hill after you ask her out. That's the hardest part.

Anyway, going out with a good looking girl is a major permanant confidence boost. I know asking this new girl out next month is going to be easier thanks to the experience from the last, and the boosted confidence.
 
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NohWun

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Wow, it really doesn't feel like the ol' GAF without a FHU.. post.

In any case, the thing to do is to not try to out-think yourself.
Don't get worked up with "what-ifs". Just try to be natural, and
ask for what you want (a date, presumably). Tell her what you
like, find out what she likes, blah blah blah. Easy stuff.
 
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Cubsfan23

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J2 Cool said:
Btw, how important is height in yours guys opinion or does it matter at all? I fucking hate it but I'm short. I like this one girl but she's a bit taller. Then I got shorter chicks who aren't as drop dead gorgeous as this girl, who are all over me all the time, and this other girl's the very polite, smiley type. She's a mystery. You think being taller really matters? I know my ex said she'd never go out with a shorter guy, which is why that may just be something I have in my subconcsious. Or is it just, confidence just overrules all that shit? In any case, I better grow until 21 at least damn it. I want a good 3-4 inches by then.
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Just don't let it bother you. You can also turn the tables and say something like "hey, tall chicks are usually kinda boring, but you're interesting...blah blah blah."
 
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