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[Even]

What? They're THIEVES, for god's sake! You know, the kind of trash who invade houses, steal and even kill.

Of course Kevin is the good guy!

 

[Vampirolol]

Kevin McCallister VS Marvel Zombies.

- 1 month prep time.
- Kevin is in the Marvel universe, so he has access to ALL the possible technologies. Also he can use the labs of anyone: Richards, Stark, Doom, Pym, Banner.
- Having access to those things means also that he can eat all the ice cream and watch all the TV he wants, so he may lose time.
- Battle takes place in Prison 42.
- The zombies can use all of their powers and can attack all together.
- Ash Williams (from both universes), Machine Man, Jocasta and Howard the Duck may decide to help Kevin.

 

[elrechazado]

What? They're THIEVES, for god's sake! You know, the kind of trash who invade houses, steal and even kill.

Of course Kevin is the good guy!

Check any gun thread - a large amount of gaffers feel that shooting someone in your home who has broken in is not justified.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Check any gun thread - a large amount of gaffers feel that shooting someone in your home who has broken in is not justified.

It only comes justified if the burgler has a gun and your life is in danger

 

[Joni]

Seriously, 2 people didn't even read the picture?

No, I'm personally still wondering why you have a service that includes Home Alone: The Holiday Heist but not Home Alone 4. The joke about the picture isn't as interesting as the headscratcher.

 

[Aegus]

What? They're THIEVES, for god's sake! You know, the kind of trash who invade houses, steal and even kill.

Of course Kevin is the good guy!

Kevin led 2 people into a torture house. Could have smashed the window and ran away. Crime stopped.

But nah, he had to lead the guys into some Saw like scenario.

 

[sirap]

It only comes justified if the burgler has a gun and your life is in danger

What if the burglar had a knife? Should you defend yourself with knives too?

 

[UncleSporky]

What if the burglar had a knife? Should you defend yourself with knives too?

Yes. Always defend yourself using the same weapon as the burglar. If they come at you with a pitchfork and you don't have one close at hand, I dunno what to tell you.

 

[NEO0MJ]

The funniest part of this scene is actually the initial surprised "UUUAAH" noise Marv makes when he gets hit by the first brick.

Spoiler

SUCK BRICK, KID!

Everything that came out of Daniel Stern's mouth was gold. "Harry...no..."

 

[The Real Abed]

Apparently you forgot the Home Alone 2 cameo of a certain future POTUS...

Alright. We need a REAL Home Alone 3 where Kevin has to protect the White House and the country from the incoming new President Elect Donald Trump.

You give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

 

[zeemumu]

Seriously, 2 people didn't even read the picture?

No, I read it, but the fact that there's a Home Alone 5 is more interesting than that porn title.

 

[Puruzi]

Honestly I don't know why but "Suck brick kid!" is the funniest line in the movie to me

 

[Robot Pants]

Alright. We need a REAL Home Alone 3 where Kevin has to protect the White House and the country from the incoming new President Elect Donald Trump.

You give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Love it.

 

[RootCause]

I would kickstart Kevin vs two predators. 😂

 

[RagnarokX]

You know, there's that part of Nightmare on Elm Street where Nancy boobytraps her house and it got me thinking they should have made a Freddy vs Kevin movie.

 

[Anung]

There are five in the series:

So that's what Kate McCallister gets up to when she's left home alone...

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

Nutted but she still sucking

Hahahaha the best use of this yet