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[Kon Tiki]

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Arggg. See Nintendo? There IS a demand for sports themed consoles.

SuperBowl edition, with a copy of Retro's NFL game.
World Series Edtion, with a copy of Left Feild's Baseball game.
NBA Champsionship editon, with a copy of Left Field's NBA game.
Stanley Cup edtion with a copy of <some Canadian Dev Nintendo could of coxed> NHL game.

But noooo, Nintendo does not want its own sports lineup.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Unplug the Xbox, but leave the power cord where it's almost plugged in, but isn't.

Take a spray bottle and spray it into the rear ventilation holes so it gets the motherboard wet, but not so much liquid as to make it obvious when he picks it up later.

When he powers it up, it should fry from the inside, and he looks like a dumbass 2x over

 

[Ecrofirt]

it takes about 4 minutes to get an Xbox apart. From there, it's just like a PC. unplug the IDE from the HD, or unplug the DVD from the motherboard.

I know from firsthand experience that it'll stop worknig if the DVD isn't plugged in.

http://www.xbox-scene.com/articles/open1.php - for opening the box. You need a Torx screwdriver, though. Check your various toolkits, you might get lucky. I actually found a torx on my last ditch effort looking through the house before going out to but one. I was 30 seconds from leaving when I found the screwdriver.