Hypothetically, what would your 'ultimate sexual experience' consist of?

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The fact that anyone supports Hillary boggles my mind... I have tested between 130-160 on IQ tests
I don't mean like fantasies of famous people..I mean like with a regular person, what would the details/environment consist of? I would say....

-Wading in a secluded body of water
-High on cannabis
-Two tone skin glistening, smelling of tanning lotion and saline
-Long wet hair
-Desperate clutching
-Eye contact
-Moaning
-Perfectly synchronized movement
-Simultaneous orgasm

Couldn't get much better than that
 
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-5 girls
-Horny as fuck
-They beg for me to fuck them
-I make them earn it
-They forcibly take off my clothes.
-One chick makes out with me
-The rest suck my cock.
-They are begging for me to bust a load on and in them
-As they take turns fucking me they start caressing my body and balls and making out with me.
-The girls who aren't fucking me help me fuck the one chick who I do fuck at that instance.
-They are all oiled up by the way or at least wet.
-One of the girls also occasionally feeds me apples and grapes.
-And if i'm feeling adventurous i'm totally down for getting my asshole licked.
-Oh did I mention i'm not using a condom?
-Titties in my face all over the place.
-Ass too.
-Tittyfucking please!

There oh lord have mercy.
 
Kad5 said:
-5 girls
-Horny as fuck
-They beg for me to fuck them
-I make them earn it
-They forcibly take off my clothes.
-One chick makes out with me
-The rest suck my cock.
-They are begging for me to bust a load on and in them
-As they take turns fucking me they start caressing my body and balls and making out with me.
-The girls who aren't fucking me help me fuck the one chick who I do fuck at that instance.
-They are all oiled up by the way or at least wet.
-One of the girls also occasionally feeds me apples and grapes.
-And if i'm feeling adventurous i'm totally down for getting my asshole licked.
-Oh did I mention i'm not using a condom?
-Titties in my face all over the place.
-Ass too.
-Tittyfucking please!

There oh lord have mercy.
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I read this while the Dark Knight Rises chant played on repeat...
 
Multiple girls would be cool. Especially if they all really really really want me, going crazy over me... not really each other.

In real life the best sexual experiences I've had have been with girls who become extremely infatuated with me during the act. To the point where I can tease them and watch them squirm with desire. It's intensely satisfying... so having multiple women at the same time doing that would be crazy awesome.

edit: Holy shit Neuromancer XD... I almost want to change my answer.
 
Kad5 said:
-5 girls
-Horny as fuck
-They beg for me to fuck them
-I make them earn it
-They forcibly take off my clothes.
-One chick makes out with me
-The rest suck my cock.
-They are begging for me to bust a load on and in them
-As they take turns fucking me they start caressing my body and balls and making out with me.
-The girls who aren't fucking me help me fuck the one chick who I do fuck at that instance.
-They are all oiled up by the way or at least wet.
-One of the girls also occasionally feeds me apples and grapes.
-And if i'm feeling adventurous i'm totally down for getting my asshole licked.
-Oh did I mention i'm not using a condom?
-Titties in my face all over the place.
-Ass too.
-Tittyfucking please!

There oh lord have mercy.
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Damn, this post! :D :D

*edit Holy shit, Neuromancer
 
Neuromancer said:
insane dino fuck
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I've seen some weird shit online, but that is a first. Even with all the porn that I watch, the thought of fucking a dinosaur has never crossed my mind.

cheers.
 
cuddling's the best foreplay.
condom's a must.
she can't be that into it, a jaded wifely obligation vibe.
no eye contact or acknowledgement (optional gaze at the end).
crymax into tissues.
more cuddling (i'm the teaspoon, she's the tablespoon).
dialog a childhood trauma and mentally connect.
 
Surprised no one's said bukkake yet
 
Susan Coffey. Infinite stamina. On an island made of Kinder Buenos.

EDIT: IrishNinja's post is gdlk.
 
I can't stop laughing at that dinosaur picture. It's like the best damn thing ever posted.
 
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