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[robertsan21]

and thats sex

she is hot damn hot, but she is my workmate and i know why she is coming to my place tonight, this girl is a horny one but i am thinking to myself that its wrong to have sex with a workmate..."god i am a man i should hit it and thats it"

but i am not sure about this, its the first time i am not sure on what to do...shit this is scary

anyone have any tips?

 

[Coin Return]

fhuta

 

[RevenantKioku]

Do her doggy style, and ask her to say naughty things. Then stick it in her butt, and if she complains, say you thought you heard her ask for it up the butt.
At least it would be funny to talk about it at the water cooler.

 

[MrCheez]

I just finished having sex with my girlfriend and she's been on the bed orgasming for 15 minutes (and she still is right now actually). I just thought i'd post about it

 

[XS+]

and thats sex

she is hot damn hot, but she is my workmate and i know why she is coming to my place tonight, this girl is a horny one but i am thinking to myself that its wrong to have sex with a workmate..."god i am a man i should hit it and thats it"

but i am not sure about this, its the first time i am not sure on what to do...shit this is scary

anyone have any tips?

Take pictures, lots of em
Because ttiuwp

 

[Desperado]

I just finished having sex with my girlfriend and she's been on the bed orgasming for 15 minutes (and she still is right now actually). I just thought i'd post about it

:lol

...


WHERE IS MY FUCKING :LOL SMILEY???? ARHGHGHGHHHHH

 

[MrPing1000]

I just finished having sex with my girlfriend and she's been on the bed orgasming for 15 minutes (and she still is right now actually). I just thought i'd post about it

I hate you

 

[Jim Bowie]

1. Don't get your honey where you get your money.

 

[MrCheez]

I hate you

Ahaha, you're not the guy who originally posted that, are you?

 

[MrPing1000]

Ahaha, you're not the guy who originally posted that, are you?

yes, yes i am

 

[robertsan21]

yeah i should take pics hehehe

but i am meeting her in 30 min shit!

ok i post some stuff from home when i get there, if i get the time for it

i will update you guys...see you later i am off towards home now ciao

 

[Ristamar]

Ahaha, you're not the guy who originally posted that, are you?

It wasn't him. At least I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I can't recall the guy's name... I'd know it if I saw it. Ah, fuck, who am I kidding... I don't know.

 

[DrM]

just do it

 

[Leon]

anyone have any tips?

Grow some balls, decide for yourself, and stop annoying everyone else?


How does that guy always get away with these threads?

 

[Mama Smurf]

Must be tough.

 

[8bit]

Wear a fake beard and pretend to be your brother. Make the beast with two backs, then deny all knowledge of it at work.

 

[Fifty]

but i am not sure about this, its the first time i am not sure on what to do...shit this is scary

anyone have any tips?

If the story is true you don't seem to need tips. This thread is fucked up.

 

[MrPing1000]

The funniest thing is robert thinks he'll get tips from GAF. O wait theres all round nice guy Olimario with his new found sexual powers and cubs

 

[Mama Smurf]

What sort of job do you have? I thought you were a model. Doesn't sleeping with others go with the industry? Isn't that how you get decent gigs?

 

[Boogie]

He's got a horny co-worker coming over for sex? And he wants tips? Good grief.

 

[Doth Togo]

Don't use a condom. Get her pregnant. Live together when the baby comes. Loose your job. Move into the lower socio-economic tier. Grow old on welfare. Pass away a sad man.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Leave your webcam on during sex, sell the tape to a porn site, get rich, get sued, settle case, still have enough money to retire to Hawaii.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Wouldn't it be great if she said socks, but he heard sex?

 

[darscot]

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

 

[mrmyth]

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Fuck that. As long as you don't hammer her ass on top of the TPS reports on your desk, fire at fucking will.

Now, never fuck a boss or a subordinate, but a co-worker? FHUTA.

Tips?Here's a tip - stop fucking making thinly disguised brag threads under the pretense of looking for tips.

 

[Eminem]

Don't use a condom. Get her pregnant. Live together when the baby comes. Loose your job. Move into the lower socio-economic tier. Grow old on welfare. Pass away a sad man.

Now that is a plan.

 

[Cubsfan23]

hehe looking forward to the bathroom break GA update

 

[darscot]

The company pen bit is an old Doctor joke. It's not as funny in this situation.

 

[LakeEarth]

"Come back here this instant, you fat bastard, and DO HER!!!"

 

[Saint Cornelius]

It's probably been said already but: don't shit where you eat, man. I've fucked up more jobs and/or relationships that way than any of the other knucklehead things I've done.

 

[totoro'd]

Take pictures. Lots of sexy pictures. Of you. In your underwear. And pm them to me.

That's my advice.

 

[Jugendstil]

Get all up in her jizz trap then ignore her at work. BE A MAN.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Get her to blow, tell her to go.

 

[Littleberu]

but i am not sure about this, its the first time i am not sure on what to do...shit this is scary

You're losing it man.

 

[Kiriku]

Tell her you'll have sex with her if she registers at GAF.

 

[Warm Machine]

What is the worst that can happen if you are safe? If you think your job is really precious and you don't want to risk losing it then don't go for it. Otherwise get a condom or 6 and have a fun time.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Cum on her face

 

[Alucard]

Uhh...as long as things don't get weird at work I would say go for it if you're feeling comfortable with it too. Otherwise, get the hell away. I would never even think about going out with someone I work with. Well, if I work closely with her that is.

 

[Wellington]

No way man, never fhuta anyone from work, ever. Don't shit where you eat.

Unless, of course, you're both totally mad about each other.

 

[evil ways]

These things always come back to bite you in the ass, especially if you just want some quick hit & run action and are not interested in a relationship with your co-worker.

 

[Diablos]

This thread ain't shit without PICS

 

[Boogie9IGN]

This thread ain't shit without PICS

IAWTP

 

[Dilbert]

We need an update, dammit!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[Black Deatha]

I really do hate you you know? (though thanks for the MGS3 vids ) But DAMN man, you allegedly get some hotty every week, and I cant even fine a g/f

~Black Deatha

 

[aoi tsuki]

i've had slept with a couple of girls at previous jobs, nothing bad came of it.

On a personal note, i'm still a bit wary of sleeping with my manager though. She's out of town now, and will be for a week or so. The wait is killing me.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

What is the worst that can happen if you are safe?

She could become jealous and obsessive, acting as if you're in some kind of relationship, constantly hounding you, asking...

"So...when are you coming over next?"
"Why are you ignoring me?"
"Did I do something wrong?"
"I can leave you alone if that's what you want"

Until you reach the point where you're like, "leave me alone, you crazy bitch!" and she does, but then becomes really good friend with your boss, and you live in constant fear of her telling everyone about you're little indiscretion.

*sigh*

 

[aoi tsuki]

Your post actually had me worried there for a second, until "you live in constant fear of her telling everyone about you're little indiscretion." What's the big deal about sleeping with a coworker, especially if she's hot?

 

[Mama Smurf]

You're reading it wrong. Here:

you live in constant fear of her telling everyone about your little "indiscretion".

 

[btrboyev]

I call Shenanagans