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I burned the shit out of my lip just now

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Ecrofirt

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Thanks a lot, frozen burrito.

I went to eat the damn thing, and hot bean goo wen all over my lip and burned it.
 

Diablos

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Well, at least you got the shit out. I mean, if I had shit in my lip (and I couldn't get it to come out), I'd try burning it too!
 
Do this with a popsicle, and it should cool your lip off..

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Ecrofirt said:
I was waiting for that response from the moment I made the thread. I'm suprised it took so long.

haha! I was going to post it right away, but had to do something else. I was shocked when I came back and saw that no one had made the obvious joke yet, either!
 
That's gotta hurt something fierce. Once when I was 7 I was stupid and touched a car lighter with my thumb. A nice toasty brown ... and I'm all pasty. Hurt like a bastard.
 

effzee

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Ecrofirt said:
Thanks a lot, frozen burrito.

I went to eat the damn thing, and hot bean goo wen all over my lip and burned it.


did u let it run down ur chin?

i like it when it drips down.
 

lordmrw

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I burned a nice sized hole in one of my fingers last year. I put a pop tart in the toaster too long, and when it popped out, as I picked it up, it broke apart, and the filling inside landed on my finger. It was only there 2 seconds, but it made a nice sized blister lightning fast. It turned yellow, and the skin around my finger started peeling. That sucked, but not as bad as when I burned my tongue when I was 11.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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I like it when stoners burn their faces with hot knives from squeezing them together really hard and then slipping.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I BURNAD DA SHIT OUT OF MAH LIP JUST NOW!!111 OMG WTF LOL THX A LOT FROZ3N BURI2
OMG WTF LOL I WENT 2 EAT TEH DMN THNG AND HOT BAN GO W3N AL OV3R MAH LIP AND BURN3D IT
 

yoshifumi

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when i was camping once i tried to drink hot chocolate which turned out to be just a cup of boiling water. i had blisters in my mouth for about a week.
 

Tuvoc

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yoshifumi said:
when i was camping once i tried to drink hot chocolate which turned out to be just a cup of boiling water. i had blisters in my mouth for about a week.


That sucks. Especially when you're eating something sour, hot, or salty. It sounds gross but you just gotta pop the blisters right away.
 
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