Ecrofirt said:I've got a second-degree burn on my lip. There's a nice white blister on it.
Ecrofirt said:I was waiting for that response from the moment I made the thread. I'm suprised it took so long.
Ecrofirt said:Thanks a lot, frozen burrito.
I went to eat the damn thing, and hot bean goo wen all over my lip and burned it.
"Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?"
what?catfish said:I like it when stoners burn their faces with hot knives from squeezing them together really hard and then slipping.
yoshifumi said:when i was camping once i tried to drink hot chocolate which turned out to be just a cup of boiling water. i had blisters in my mouth for about a week.