I came blood.

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So did you explain to your parents how you knew to extract semen?

Seeing as you apparently don't jack off, how did you know what to do when the doctor ordered you to?

What I'm trying to say is that your parents know, dude.
 
JSnake said:
Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.

He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.
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so, after you you came blood, between 09:16 AM and 12:12 PM you managed to: line up a doctor's appointment, receive instructions, pee and jack-it in cups, have 'em couried to the doc's office, and get the test results back?

um, this wouldn't by any chance be your family physician...?
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ZealousD said:
So did you explain to your parents how you knew to extract semen?

Seeing as you apparently don't jack off, how did you know what to do when the doctor ordered you to?

What I'm trying to say is that your parents know, dude.
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Sex ed? Or, you know, MTV?
 
help, I think I just ate pot brownies, came blood, my cat is sick, and yeah, another freaking girl thread on gaf...
 
JSnake said:
I don't care about that, I just don't want my computer taken away. :(

Anyway, when I go to the doc's, my parents will leave for the wang exam as they usually do. Then I'll tell the doctor the truth.
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Um wat? Is this a regular occurrence?
 
JSnake said:
So maybe this is common amongst teenage males, I have no clue. I'm just really weirded out. So I'm jacking off and everything is just peachy-keen. As I grab some tissues to wipe the splooge off, I notice that... I've splooged blood. A lot of blood. When all is said and done, I probably came more blood than I did man juice. It didn't hurt, there was no other indication that blood came out of my wang other than that I saw it.

Help GAF. :(
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You are now a victim of "Friend" and his new virus...
 
JSnake said:
Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.

He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.
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Xdrive's Wife says:

Bullshit. A doctor wouldn't have you take your own semen and urine samples at home. You can't get a clean sample at home. You need to have a clean source and a sterile container for it. What "cup" did your mom happen to have handy to put it in? Tupperware? Gladware? Come on. Not to mention that you couldn't have gotten test results from a lab that quickly.
Again I say, bullshit.
 
Xdrive05 said:
Xdrive's Wife says:

Bullshit. A doctor wouldn't have you take your own semen and urine samples at home. You can't get a clean sample at home. You need to have a clean source and a sterile container for it. What "cup" did your mom happen to have handy to put it in? Tupperware? Gladware? Come on. Not to mention that you couldn't have gotten test results from a lab that quickly.
Again I say, bullshit.
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Yeah... JSnake... this does seem VERY odd. Not to be easily swayed, but this is some obvious shit.
 
Xdrive05 said:
Xdrive's Wife says:

Bullshit. A doctor wouldn't have you take your own semen and urine samples at home. You can't get a clean sample at home. You need to have a clean source and a sterile container for it. What "cup" did your mom happen to have handy to put it in? Tupperware? Gladware? Come on. Not to mention that you couldn't have gotten test results from a lab that quickly.
Again I say, bullshit.
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I'm suspicious too, but a few months ago I had my urine tested at my regular doctor, and he had results in five minutes. Of course I used a sterile cup that they gave me AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
 
Costanza said:
why the fuck would your mom have a sterile specimen cup? :lol
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Because I have medical problems besides this that require it. My back wall was broken in and made into a medicine cabinet for christ's sake.
 
Costanza said:
I'm suspicious too, but a few months ago I had my urine tested at my regular doctor, and he had results in five minutes. Of course I used a sterile cup that they gave me AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
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Testing urine isn't that difficult, no. You can get tests for urinary tract infections at the drugstore. Semen would be a different story.
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JSnake said:
Because I have medical problems besides this that require it. My back wall was broken in and made into a medicine cabinet for christ's sake.
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So you're on various meds for other medical reasons? Should've mentioned that in the freakin' OP, that kinda changes things...
 
JSnake said:
Because I have medical problems besides this that require it. My back wall was broken in and made into a medicine cabinet for christ's sake.
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err... shouldn't you have mentioned that in the OP to, you know, frame your question in the proper context? O_o
 
JSnake said:
I didn't think it was important.
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oh come on.. you have multiple preexisting conditions and on different meds and it didn't even fucking occur to you that they could in some way be related to BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR DICK?
 
aoi tsuki said:
i forget what it's called, but it's not particularly common and it's generally nothing major (unless it's an STD). But you know, blood coming out of your cock means get your ass to a doctor.
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Eh, I had an itty bitty bit come out once after taking a piss. I was having a lot of sex and doing a lot of drugs so I attributed it to that.
 
Costanza said:
oh come on.. you have multiple preexisting conditions and on different meds and it didn't even fucking occur to you that they could in some way be related to BLOOD COMING OUT OF YOUR DICK?
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I take viagra to help my heart, cipro for my current flu, a bunch of other stuff for my lungs and heart. And I'm on a ventilator.

Honestly, I didn't think it had anything to do with blood coming out of my dick seeing as I've been on this stuff for years.
 
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