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[Dinokill]

I live in a gated apartment complex and some units share their walkways. Well, I just caught the asshole of my neighbor taking his annoying-ass-toy-dog for a walk and saw his dog shitting right by the walkway we share and leaving the shit there. If this motherfucker doesn't like to pick his dog shit up he could at least walk his fucking do to the lake nearby and let his dog poop there! He literally walked like 30 yards from his apartment to let the dog poop right in front of mine. Is insane how inconsiderate assholes people can be.

 

[Savitar]

Scoop it up, put it on his car.

 

[GreatestHits]

Buy a paintball gun and pelt his ass as soon as you see him do it again. He'll think he died for a second LOL. He won't forget. Just watch The Hunt for the Red October on your phone while you wait...

 

[#sorrynotsorry]

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Did you call him out on it? Give him the stink eye?

 

[BareKnuckle]

Scoop it up, put it on his car.

Do this and write a note saying what you said in your opening post, OP.

 

[Impeccable]

"Hey neighbour, try to clean up your dog's poop."
"Oh, yeah sorry 'bout that."

*both tip their top hats*

 

[Escape Goat]

Did you report him to your leasing office?

 

[M52B28]

Put it in a paper bag and place it on his doorstep.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

Yep.

The only answer.

Use a poo crayon to spell out "Never again."

 

[sazzy]

Smear it on your face then kiss him

 

[Hagi]

Maybe you slept with his wife and this is his version of revenge. He's probably a gaffer.

 

[GreatestHits]

Put it in a paper bag and place it on his doorstep.

Then, set it on fire..

"HE'S GONNA SHIT.... WHEN HE FINDS OUT IT'S SHIT!!!!!"

 

[righthandmouse]

smell it then rub it on his door and face.

 

[BeforeU]

Scoop it up, put it on his car.

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

.

 

[RecRoulette]

Rub his face in it so he knows not to do it again. As for the dog, I wouldn't blame him or her for it.

 

[Doominated]

Smear it on your face then kiss him

smell it then rub it on his door and face.

I'm dying

 

[Piston Hyundai]

did you fuck his wife too or something

 

[psynergylover]

Scoop it up, put it on his car.

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

The mature thing to do in this situation would be to take a squat infront of his door and poop.

 

[Pankratous]

Stick your fingers in it then do the old "smell my finger!" prank

 

[GreatestHits]

The mature thing to do in this situation would be to take a squat infront of his door and poop.

Time to take away that junior status, methinks

 

[shoelacer]

You should collect a bunch of dog shit from around your city, then use it for fertilizer for tomatoes. After you a grow a bunch of tomatoes, you can give him a basket of them, ask him to take a big juicy bite, and then laugh in his face as he eats dog shit, once removed.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

I live in a shared apartment building. 3 tenants including me.

Some cunt keeps leaving the front door open which puts my shit at risk even more. I just taped a sign to the door saying he following, thinking it would put the fear in them.

STOP LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN

LANDLORDS NOTIFIED

Top floor just passed me on the way back up the stairs. God I look like such an asshole now but hey, I have pets that I can't risk the safety of so fuck them.

I have no sympathy for lazy assholes and neither should you OP

 

[suzu]

Did you call him out?

 

[komplanen]

Go talk to him, not to us.

 

[Erv]

and you didn't tune him up? SMH

 

[FullMetaltech]

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

I definitely would do this.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Leave a note on the pile of shit. Write the url of this thread on it.

Or just talk to him.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Maybe he went inside to get a bag? Probably not but hope for the best

 

[Vhalyar]

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

Yes, do this, but also write something deeply passive-aggressive. For example: "Dog shit belongs in the garbage bin, but I coudn't find one so your place will do."

 

[Creaking]

Eat it and then poop it back out in front of his apartment.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

It would be pretty funny to put in a plastic bag and hang it on his door handle, would get the message.

 

[Count Dookkake]

You could also write "Next time, you're eating it."

 

[brawly]

We all know this will only end one way

Spoiler

with you on top of his wife

 

[righthandmouse]

We all know this will only end one way

Spoiler

with you on top of his wife

I agree. op, fuck his wife,gf,mom.sister, and dad.

 

[Creaking]

We all know this will only end one way

Spoiler

with you on top of his wife

How does the poop figure in? OP can't just leave it there.

 

[GreatestHits]

Damn I feel like I missed an epic thread

 

[SENPAIatLARGE]

Don't let him get cocky.

 

[inner-G]

Mash some of the poop up under his car's door handle.

Or go take a dump by his driveway. While reading a newspaper for added effect.

 

[Kite]

People are shitty, I remember right after graduating I lived in a not that great apartment complex and some lady would leave her big 20 gal. plastic bag of trash next to the staircase, far away from her room. It would sit there for days or sometimes a week or two before it'd eventually disappear, maybe someone got sick of seeing it or a maintenance guy tossed it. I got tired of it and started moving the bag back in front of her door with a big note on it. It took a few months but eventually it stopped so I hope she got the message.

Some people just don't give a fuck.

 

[xxracerxx]

Oh no, it's a Dinokill thread, we won't get an update for a few hours now

 

[GreatestHits]

Wait, paintball him with his own dog-shit pellets. Warm them up in the microwave, add a little cream so it turns tan-colored, and you know the rest

 

[DudeWithNoName]

Or his front door. Do not let this stand.

This is the correct answer. He will get the message. If he's enough of an asshole to do this in the first place, he would never change his ways when approached civilly.

 

[stump sock]

it's an art installation. "Dinokill's Life."

 

[Violater]

Subscribed, don't let me down OP.

 

[Seiryoden]

Bag. Doorstep. Or forget the bag.

 

[Shadybiz]

Then, set it on fire..

"HE'S GONNA SHIT.... WHEN HE FINDS OUT IT'S SHIT!!!!!"

"It's POOP again!!"

"Don't put it out with your boot, Stan!!"

"Don't tell me mah business, Devil Woman!!"

 

[Shiggy]

If you are in the US, you can just shoot him and say it was self-defence.

 

[siddx]

Kill his entire family.