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I could only eat one slice of costco pizza
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Lionel Richie
Member
Why are americans so fat?
nush
Gold Member
Lightweight.
TyphoonStruggle
Member
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Love Costco, but their snack bar food is terrible. Pizza slices are among the worst ever and the hot dog + drink combo is cheap, but the hot dogs are boiled and the bun steamed. It's like eating a soggy dick (metahpor, never done it!)
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
This.
After reading the OP I googled and was totally disappointed by the incredibly mediocre size of the slice.
I was expecting like a slice the size of a whole large pizza somehow. Or one of those crazy thick slices with like a pound of toppings on it.
nush
Gold Member
42% obesity rate
Its fucking unreal.
It's a problem that will naturally solve itself.
Pagusas
Elden Member
42% obesity rate
Its fucking unreal.
Dont look at it as a problem, look at it as you are more attractive and better equiped than all these lard asses. Its like they naturally handicap themselves in the game of life. if 40% of the population wants to make me look good just by not being fat, I'm all for it
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Dont look at it as a problem, look at it as you are more attractive and better equiped than all these lard asses. Its like they naturally handicap themselves in the game of life. if 40% of the population wants to make me look good just by not being fat, I'm all for it
lol it is a problem it puts a strain on our healthcare system and increases the costs of healthcare. also hurts business. people getting covid are probably obese and look at what thats done. we've been shut in for months.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Wait what? Costco sells coffins? I swear these big box stores would sell rape kits if they could. Anything for a buck.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Don't bother. Costco pizza is shit. Only good thing is the price. In Canada, a slice is $1.99 and a whole pizza (looks like it's XL size compared to a pizza shop) is I think $9.99. The type of cheap pizza you'd buy for your 8 year old's b-day party and they'd never care as long as it's pizza.
I'd rather spend $4 on a good slice, then get two $2 Costco slizes.
Watching the funny YT vid above, there's a difference between US and Canada pizza. The US one looks way bigger and better. This is what we get here for $2/slice. And it's shit.
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brap
Banned
Don't bother. Costco pizza is shit. Only good thing is the price. In Canada, a slice is $1.99 and a whole pizza (looks like it's XL size compared to a pizza shop) is I think $9.99. The type of cheap pizza you'd buy for your 8 year old's b-day party and they'd never care as long as it's pizza.
I'd rather spend $4 on a good slice, then get two $2 Costco slizes.
Watching the funny YT vid above, there's a difference between US and Canada pizza. The US one looks way bigger and better. This is what we get here for $2/slice. And it's shit.
That shit looks worse than frozen 'za.
haxan7
Banned
Don't bother. Costco pizza is shit. Only good thing is the price. In Canada, a slice is $1.99 and a whole pizza (looks like it's XL size compared to a pizza shop) is I think $9.99. The type of cheap pizza you'd buy for your 8 year old's b-day party and they'd never care as long as it's pizza.
I'd rather spend $4 on a good slice, then get two $2 Costco slizes.
Watching the funny YT vid above, there's a difference between US and Canada pizza. The US one looks way bigger and better. This is what we get here for $2/slice. And it's shit.
Most of what I know comes from this video and my boss pushing me to eat it when I met him there one day
brap
Banned
Go work out now
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
what’s that
Elektro Demon
Banned
Never tried it, but looking at the pictures I sure as hell want to!
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M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Mainly that grade high sug corn syrup and probably some grow hormones. No other nations have such walruses in such quatities.
Why are americans so fat?
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TaySan
Banned
Don't bother. Costco pizza is shit. Only good thing is the price. In Canada, a slice is $1.99 and a whole pizza (looks like it's XL size compared to a pizza shop) is I think $9.99. The type of cheap pizza you'd buy for your 8 year old's b-day party and they'd never care as long as it's pizza.
I'd rather spend $4 on a good slice, then get two $2 Costco slizes.
Watching the funny YT vid above, there's a difference between US and Canada pizza. The US one looks way bigger and better. This is what we get here for $2/slice. And it's shit.
I have pretty low standards, but that does not look apetizing to me. I rather get a red baron pizza over that.
Azurro
Banned
You guys take the car everywhere, you'd take the car to go take a shit if you could. I doubt most people even reach 4000 daily steps, which is nothing.
No activity + Huge ass plates with tons of calories = Nation of lard asses.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Well we still have really unhealthy diet, but no one is like American and here public transportation rules and since everyone is late going you gotta move your fatass so you catch that connection.
Azurro
Banned
That's true, there are plenty of beer bellies in Prague but you almost never see the gigantic land whales you run into in the US. At least some walking is way better than home -> lard -> car -> work -> lard -> car -> home.
Czechs get fat because your beer is too good.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Beer is probably the biggest culprit, but we have a lot of fatass food and since it's mainly served in pubs with beer, there you have it. And pubs are immensely popular.That's true, there are plenty of beer bellies in Prague but you almost never see the gigantic land whales you run into in the US. At least some walking is way better than home -> lard -> car -> work -> lard -> car -> home.
Czechs get fat because your beer is too good.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
If Brexit goes the way the tories want the U.K. will get all the best food and ingredients from the USA.
So I’ll guess we will be there soon ?
Azurro
Banned
I'm not the biggest fan of the food, but you guys are amazing at preparing pork. Koleno, řízek, klobása. I like Svíčková as well but the restaurants skimp out too much on the actual meat and want to fill you up with the bread dumplings.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
I am not exactly sure, but I don't really eat in pubs, due to smoke there, because smoking is a big issue here. I also only like Schnitzel (řízek) from that list, because simply I don't like fatty food that much.I'm not the biggest fan of the food, but you guys are amazing at preparing pork. Koleno, řízek, klobása. I like Svíčková as well but the restaurants skimp out too much on the actual meat and want to fill you up with the bread dumplings.
Azurro
Banned
Heathen! Koleno is meat that comes directly from the gods into humanity's hand.
Well, I eat fatty food all the time, but I also go to the gym all the time, so it balances out.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Well I don't eat meat that often....well now I have to due liver...výživa, piči jak se to řekne Anglicky....nutrition and I cannot say I really enjoy it that much.Heathen! Koleno is meat that comes directly from the gods into humanity's hand.
Well, I eat fatty food all the time, but I also go to the gym all the time, so it balances out.
Azurro
Banned
Ah, sucks to hear, but maybe it will be one of those things that you get fond of with time.
A pardon, ale nemluvím český, do prdele. I have a lot of vocabulary but I can't put it in a sentence. The grammar is annoyingly complicated and I also don't take too much time to study, just some Duolingo from time to time.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Yeah well, I manage, I guess : ) It was just for me : D "How you say nutrition in English, for fuck sake" and I agree with overcomplicated, exception ridden grammar.
HoodWinked
Member
Ya Costco pizza is good value lots of toppings and large portions. Problem is it tastes rushed. Not enough cook time so the crust is floppy and lacks an aged flavor.
It's always tasted better the next day while cold but especially reheated.
It's always tasted better the next day while cold but especially reheated.
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Scotland is a close second
triplestation
Member
700 calories
A slice of Costco pizza comes in at 600 to 700 calories, depending on the toppings.
May 7, 2018
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A slice of Costco pizza comes in at 600 to 700 calories, depending on the toppings.
May 7, 2018
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FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
These things should fall into the 'do not eat' caregory.
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Deleted member 1159
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Don't bother. Costco pizza is shit. Only good thing is the price. In Canada, a slice is $1.99 and a whole pizza (looks like it's XL size compared to a pizza shop) is I think $9.99. The type of cheap pizza you'd buy for your 8 year old's b-day party and they'd never care as long as it's pizza.
I'd rather spend $4 on a good slice, then get two $2 Costco slizes.
Watching the funny YT vid above, there's a difference between US and Canada pizza. The US one looks way bigger and better. This is what we get here for $2/slice. And it's shit.
This guy better be rating on a 3 point scale.
But seriously, it’s fine. You want a good ass hot dog, I’ll make you one on my Traeger. You want a good ass pizza, I’ll...order you one from a local place I know. You want pretty good of either? Costco fam stop turning your nose up Costco is great
Kev Kev
Member
insane
42% obesity rate
Its fucking unreal.
what does that look like compared to years past and current? hopefully there is at least a downward trend. i feel like there has been at least some of a push for americans to eat healthier (not nearly enough of course, but better than nothing i suppose).
Cutty Flam
Banned
Idk why but this thread reminded me of an old pizza memory from way back
My mom and my mom’s friend (my best’s friend’s mom) went to a Santana concert somewhere in LA? Maybe it was Vegas? but anyway they were driving far out to see him perform live at some venue late at night
She had her older bro or my uncle babysit until like 10pm that night or so but she left money for a bunch of pizza for us. It was my uncle, my bro, and the kid neighbor who lived about 6-7 houses down on the other side of the street on out block. Name was Michael. But anyway my uncle ordered Pizza Hit and we were just eating eating some pizza. Then all of a sudden Mike reaches for the ranch and squeezes out like fucking..I kid you not, about 4 oz of that nasty Kraft Ranch dressing onto his paper plate and I’m like WHAT IN THE FUCK.......and he’s just laughing all happily as I look at the lake of ranch on his plate, horrified, astonished and appetite lessening by the second. Well, as if that weren’t disgusting enough, something else happened. He asked me to pass the Kraft parmesan cheese in the green shake container it comes in right? So I do that. What does he do? He fucking pours like 6oz of it onto the ranch and his slice of cheese pizza. So fucking disgusting lmao. So now he has about 10oz of condiments on one paper plate a single slice of pizza to the side of it all....If I had gotten him a bowl, it would have literally been a cold pizza soup, consisting of cold, low-quality ranch dressing and parmesan cheese (both Kraft brand ffs). Mike, if you’re out there and by any small chance reading this post, wtf were you thinking bro lol?!? To this day, that memory scars me. I’ve never tried Kraft ranch dressing in my life to my knowledge, and thanks to that night, I never will
Such a memorable dinner lol. I even remember watching Three’s Company on Nick N Nite while we ate
~Cool Story Bro~
My mom and my mom’s friend (my best’s friend’s mom) went to a Santana concert somewhere in LA? Maybe it was Vegas? but anyway they were driving far out to see him perform live at some venue late at night
She had her older bro or my uncle babysit until like 10pm that night or so but she left money for a bunch of pizza for us. It was my uncle, my bro, and the kid neighbor who lived about 6-7 houses down on the other side of the street on out block. Name was Michael. But anyway my uncle ordered Pizza Hit and we were just eating eating some pizza. Then all of a sudden Mike reaches for the ranch and squeezes out like fucking..I kid you not, about 4 oz of that nasty Kraft Ranch dressing onto his paper plate and I’m like WHAT IN THE FUCK.......and he’s just laughing all happily as I look at the lake of ranch on his plate, horrified, astonished and appetite lessening by the second. Well, as if that weren’t disgusting enough, something else happened. He asked me to pass the Kraft parmesan cheese in the green shake container it comes in right? So I do that. What does he do? He fucking pours like 6oz of it onto the ranch and his slice of cheese pizza. So fucking disgusting lmao. So now he has about 10oz of condiments on one paper plate a single slice of pizza to the side of it all....If I had gotten him a bowl, it would have literally been a cold pizza soup, consisting of cold, low-quality ranch dressing and parmesan cheese (both Kraft brand ffs). Mike, if you’re out there and by any small chance reading this post, wtf were you thinking bro lol?!? To this day, that memory scars me. I’ve never tried Kraft ranch dressing in my life to my knowledge, and thanks to that night, I never will
Such a memorable dinner lol. I even remember watching Three’s Company on Nick N Nite while we ate
~Cool Story Bro~
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Guess I'm going to Costco.
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Deleted member 1159
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The Costco I went to in AZ for a couple years had a car wash. It was like $6 for a premium drive through car wash. It was great. Where I live now you pay like $10 or more for that shit. Robbery!
Why are americans so fat?
is that from the puzzle book; "Locate the asshole?"
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
PIZZA and shopping just makes sense.
DESTROYA
Member
How does this sentence make sense. lol
