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[Odoul]

Forget Vic Mackey, Al Bundy and Fred Sanford. Carl from ATHF is the greatest character ever thought up by mere mortals. But I think I'm turning into him. Oh well there's worse things to be than a mean, sexist, overwieght chronic masturbator.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[CajoleJuice]

:lol That's what I thought this thread was going to be about.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

If he was turning into a 20 y/o Black Carl (From family Matters) he'd be turning gay. Literally.

 

[demon]

 

[Minotauro]

What the fuck is ATHF?

 

[TheOMan]

I believe it is Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Never seen an episode myself.

 

[demi]

um, aqua teen hunger force.

 

[Odoul]

What the fuck is ATHF?

Look up Cartoon Network and start watching. Right fukken now. I mean like yesterday.

 

[Manabanana]

My favorite Carl line ever.

http://www.manabanana.org/Imgonnaeatit.mov

 

[Mermandala]

Don't be frightened. I'm a 30 years-old human Master Shake with some hamburger parts mixed into the shake -- like a Bloody Diary Queen Blizzard! -- only with beef instead of candy, becaaaause I accidentally ate Meatwad. But it was his fault... he was holding the candy!

 

[ohamsie]

Well I'm a 22 year old white Carlton. From Fresh Prince of Bel Aire (assuming there are any other Carltons).

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.

_____


Frylock: You know what tonight is?

Carl: Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!

Carl: Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.

 

[Archaix]

If we're quoting everybody's favorite New Jerseyan(and don't deny it, what else has the state put out in the past twenty years?) then...

"So, I put two and two together and decided...you're pissin me off"

And, the best answering machine message ever:

"This is Carl. Leave a message...or don't. Either way. I don't care."