I'm drunk and pondering life on this planet

ultrazilla

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We were invaded in the mid 1980s by a massive alien invasion. We were taken en masse to alien ships where our blood was extracted as they were looking "for the bloodline of Jesus Christ". We are being held captive in a state of suspended animation.
 
I believe it.

In my dreams, I keep trying to wake up and for once, in a precise, clear moment, I saw the aliens condescendingly peering at me whilst I was helpless in suspended animation.

Aliens, bro. It's always them damn aliens. 👾
 
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So did they find the bloodline yet? If they do, are we free to go & get back to it? 'Cause I wanna help. There's a lot to do esp. since it is likely still the late 1980s if my dream-math is tracking properly.
 
I believe it.

In my dreams, I keep trying to wake up and for once, in a precise, clear moment, I saw the aliens condescendingly peering at me whilst I was helpless in suspended animation.

Aliens, bro. It's always them damn aliens. 👾

I often have nightmares of being held down on a table/bed with people screaming "don't give in, wake up! wake up!" but I end up falling back into a deep sleep/coma.
 
I often have nightmares of being held down on a table/bed with people screaming "don't give in, wake up! wake up!" but I end up falling back into a deep sleep/coma.
Same here.

Edit - maybe not often, but this scenario does occur for me every now and then.
 
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I believe it.

In my dreams, I keep trying to wake up and for once, in a precise, clear moment, I saw the aliens condescendingly peering at me whilst I was helpless in suspended animation.

Aliens, bro. It's always them damn aliens. 👾

This fool really got a Plies avatar

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Really contemplating Life from other planets.....not this one.

Contender for most bizarre thread of the year.
 
"Earth" as we know it in its dimensional form is the highest level of hell and the lowest level of heaven where entities from both sides manipulate humans as they level up or down.

Notice how a lot starts to make sense when you look at the world with this in mind.
 
Reminds me of some shrooms a gent gave me at a Lords of Acid concert. Grew them in his kiddie swimming pool.

In my own head that night I heard amazing underground music, lived a full lifetime, met God, became God, got bored destroyed the universe, started crying and laughing at the same time somehow because I was lonely, all while one song went by and in a large arena full of folks.

Best concert ever and five years later still get some shrooms traveling to Georgia to see a hillbilly with a kiddie pool. Life doesn't get better.
 
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