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[karasu]

I rule. Farm Fresh has this deal right, it's 2 boxes of General Mills cereal for $4.00. , but I have my own coupons, two that say Save $1.00 on any two boxes of 10 OZ. or Larger Total, and another that says save $6.00 when you buy any 4 boxes of General Mills cereal. The result? Four boxes of cereal for frackin free! In the past four days I've gotten 20 boxes of Total, for free!! They never stop me from combining coupons, because the coupons didn't specifiy! Bwaha

Edit: And on top of that I just got all of the Starz and cinemax stations for 6 bucks for 6 months.

 

[DMczaf]

I thought this topic would be about having a sex line owner trying to beat you up for money.

 

[Jak140]

I thought this thread was going to be about how you wanted to break a glass door.

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

I rule. Farm Fresh has this deal right, it's 2 boxes of General Mills cereal for $4.00. , but I have my own coupons, two that say Save $1.00 on any two boxes of 10 OZ. or Larger Total, and another that says save $6.00 when you buy any 4 boxes of General Mills cereal. The result? Four boxes of cereal for frackin free! In the past four days I've gotten 20 boxes of Total, for free!! They never stop me from combining coupons, because the coupons didn't specifiy! Bwaha

Edit: And on top of that I just got all of the Starz and cinemax stations for 6 bucks for 6 months.

this the farm fresh by walmart and sams club?

 

[Atrex]

Thats cool. what a deal.....i feel like breaking a glass door its monday, 8:50, and i am drunk off of my ass i have been contemplating my life over the past couple of hours as i have been drinking since 1:00 p.m. Every girl i get involved with very quickly falls madly in love with me to the point were they say things like " this is the happiest i have ever been", or "It could never get better for me", no joke it sounds ridiculous but it has happened to me 4 times in the past 6 months. I find myself trying to find every reason to not like every girl im ever with ....i somehow phycologically make everyone im with unattractive to me and become a mess doing everything i can to break it off cleanly. I wish i could just find the perfect lady, but lol i guess thats why theres so many single guess. And i feel like an asshole bleeding heart just spouting off like this and potentially derailing this thread but i had to say it to someone and i felt like this was a competant and reasonable audiece....damn that took me like 30 minutes....now back onto Karasu thats some good work son....

 

[robochimp]

I rule. Farm Fresh has this deal right, it's 2 boxes of General Mills cereal for $4.00. , but I have my own coupons, two that say Save $1.00 on any two boxes of 10 OZ. or Larger Total, and another that says save $6.00 when you buy any 4 boxes of General Mills cereal. The result? Four boxes of cereal for frackin free! In the past four days I've gotten 20 boxes of Total, for free!! They never stop me from combining coupons, because the coupons didn't specifiy! Bwaha

Edit: And on top of that I just got all of the Starz and cinemax stations for 6 bucks for 6 months.

I did the same exact thing. I saw the save 6 dollars on 4 boxes coupons and looked for other coupons to make it even better.

 

[Triumph]

Damnit, I thought this thread was gonna be about you having sex with Emily Watson. Lord knows that's been on by list of things to do since Breaking the Waves came out.

 

[Tazznum1]

I am the coupon queen. It is my newest addiction. I rarely pay more than $60 a month for all groceries, all toiletries, all cleaning supplies, cat litter and feed 5 cats and 2 adults. That includes everything...everything. Soda, juice, meat, milk, half and half, coffee, cereal, everything. Plus my cabinets are jammed packed with a stockpile of food that I had to recently buy a kitchen island to store more stuff.


Cat litter alone for the month should cost that much. (Scoop away w/crystals)

 

[human5892]

Tazznum1: what's your secret? All I know how to do is clip coupons out of the paper and save like $5 a grocery order.

 

[Tazznum1]

My stores double coupons up to .99. But every three months or so they triple them.


But my secret is I buy coupons. I spend about $5 a week or every other week. I also include that in my $60 a month for groceries. I match up the sales in the flyer a few days before the sales start w/coupons that are out. That way I have the coupons in my mailbox for the sale either the day it starts or maybe a day after it starts. Plus it costs that same amount if I buy the sunday paper every week. But I get to pick out the coupons I want and use and I can buy as many as I want.

Plus the coupons I get online are higher in value that what is distributed in the NY/NJ papers.


It is a competition for me. Most of the time I just pay tax for items like Barilla pasta, spaghetti sauce, mach 3 razors (I literally have about 50 razors with over 200 refills), cake mix, brownie mix, dish sponges, bbq sauce, hefty gripper garbage bags, reynolds aluminum foil and disposable plates (I literally have storage bins filled with these items). I use a lot of plates for the cats and their canned food. That's just the stuff off the top of my head that is just paying tax on them, there is a lot more on that list.


Plus there are things called wine tags that get you $$$ off meat, poultry, seafood. But only certain states have those and I usually have to trade for them.


But everything in my house is all name brand items. Most of the time people say that I must buy cheap crappy items, until they see my cabinets.

I have been told that if I go to the store with a dollar, I can fill the cart and still have change in my pocket, which I have done many times.

My last really good trip was Shoprite had vanity fair napkins for .99 and when you bought 4 you would get $3 off your next order. Well, I had 32 coupons and used them all. So I had 32 packages of napkins (which is an insane amount) But the good part was that I had $24 off my next order - all for the price of the coupons which was $1.50.

 

[human5892]

Wow, that's pretty hardcore.

If I had a bit more time, I would definitely follow in your footsteps.

 

[Tazznum1]

On my pathmark card alone it said for the year I saved close to $4,000 in club card savings and coupons. Crazy.


But I do give to animal shelters alot. So when cat treats are on sale or anything that the shelter might need (cleaning supplies, food, treats, evaporated milk for the really young kittens) I really stock up on and leave it in the trunk and then go drop it off.


I really streamlined it and it only takes me about 45 minutes a week to do everything with the coupons. Checking over the flyers, matching coupons, ordering them and then sorting them.

The only thing that I can't get cheap is milk.