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I got FUCKING OWNED... URGENT READ AND REPLY QUICKLY!!!

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The Black Gelding

Banned
Holy shit... I'm in some serious pain here.

I thought I would be cool and practice my hand stands on a table we have in the game room. So I do a few... and I decide to go for a longer invert. So I wind up, and stand. Here I am, thinking "Hell yeah, I did it!" then I start feeling myself start to lose balance. I then go and fall over into the whole game setup. Luckly, I barely grazed the tv which would have been a disaster. Anyway, I fucked up my leg, and the setup. Now I think I fucked up my back because the muscle in the shoulder hurts like hell...

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As you can see, I'm bleeding pretty bad. I still haven't cleaned it up. What the fuck do I do? It hurts so bad... WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO! I'M FUCKING BLEEEDING, SHIIT!

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My mom is going to kick my ass if she sees that. Maybe I can say the little stand was overloaded or soemthing. In the mean while, how the fuck do I fix this shit?

My leg... it's fucking... bleeding. What do I do about that. It hurts like hell... and the skin is peeled off... SHIIIT!
 
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SteveMeister

Hang out with Steve.
Instead of taking and posting pictures, you could have dialed 911 and had EMT's stitching you up by now. But then you wouldn't be getting all this GAF attention, would you?
 
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Teddman

Member
Just tell her that you tripped on a controller cord or slipped on something and accidentally fell. Play up how you hurt yourself and that should mitigate their anger.

And usually some antiseptic and band-aids are good for minor scrapes and cuts, fyi.

On second thought, call 911. :)
 
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The Black Gelding

Banned
I can't call 911, I have to pick up my little bro in a bit. And I have to fix this mess. Also, my mom would kick my ass if she saw what happend to my shit. WHAT THE FUCK!? Attention whoring? GOD DAMN I'M DIEING! Shit, and I'm banned from the IRC. No quick response. SHIT. Okay, the pain is starting to subside. But it stings like shit. How the fuck do I fix the stand? God.

Your response saddens me. My hsoulder hurts. Fuck.
 
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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
I know I can be a little slow, but I'm not exactly seeing what's wrong.
Except for a bit of Nintendrone syndrome, lol am I rite?
 
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El Papa

Member
How about this: Be a man and own up. If you can't clean yourself up and pic up your brother because you needs serious medical attention, then tell your mom you had an accident, got hurt and need to go to the hospital. If she loves you she'll probably be concerned about you before she gets mad at the damage to the stand. If she get's mad, then you must be adopted or something. Either way, don't make an excuse for what you did like a weak little bitch. Own up like a man.
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
The Black Stallion said:
my mom would kick my ass if she saw what happend to my shit.
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The Black Stallion said:
WHAT THE FUCK!? Attention whoring? GOD DAMN I'M DIEING! Shit, and I'm banned from the IRC
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The Black Stallion said:
Your response saddens me. My hsoulder hurts. Fuck.
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AHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

...hold on


AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA :lol :lol :lol
 
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Jim Bowie

Member
I usually think all the bashing of you isn't cool, but this is serious stupidity, dude. Why in blue hell were you doing handstands on a table next to expensive electronics? That's pretty stupid, man.

ANYHOW, own up.
 
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Master Z

Member
You call that bleeding? Looks like you could just wash that shit up and put a couple of bandaids on. And why post this? Are you looking for sympathy from GAF? :lol :lol
 
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Boogie

Member
Master Z said:
You call that bleeding? Looks like you could just wash that shit up and put a couple of bandaids on. And why post this? Are you looking for sympathy from GAF? :lol :lol
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Ikenna is a
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Sriram

Member
It looks to me like those are pretty small grazes. If you needed to have it stitched up you would not be taking pictures and posting on gaf.
 
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White Man

Member
I was in a bad ATV accident when I was 11. An area of about an inch and a half square of skin was peeled off. Bone was exposed. It was the bloodiest day ever. My socks and shoes were ruined. Luckily I don't remember any pain because this was also the first time I had a serious concussion. Also the first time I had teeth smashed out. Broken ribs, too.
 
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The Black Gelding

Banned
Phew. Okay, I calmed down, collected myself. Okay, now, about cleaning this... it hurts like a bitch now. There is blood all over my legs. I just washed all the towels, and there is no way in hell am I staining them. Okay, napkins are out of the question beacause they leave little residue things. Okay. Okay. Okay. Calm. Does the hospital give out free gause or some wipes or shit. And I need some anisthetic or someshit for this leg. No way am I peroxiding this fucker. Okay. I don't want any scars. No way. No fucking scars. Shit. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Calm. I fixed up the setup so that it looks like nothing happend. I just need a screwdriver to secure the bolts. Fuck. Holy shit my back herts. Fuck.

I don't bleed much, I don't know how to clean this shit up. Shit. Pink is showing... is that my dermis showing?? Fuck.


I DON'T HAVE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS! I don't do that weak shit. That's for OA bitches.
 
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Alucard

Banned
*scratches head* This is so dumb. Why did you stop to take pictures of your room when you were still bleeding?

"Oh fuck, I'm in pain! Oh fuck, I'm all fucked up. Must tell GAF!" *reaches for the digicam*

Grab some bandages, bandaids, whatever. *shrugs* I've sliced my hand open before and THAT was bleeding.
 
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Triumph

Banned
Hey buddy, I'm a gonna help you out.

Whenever you have ANY sort of idea, whatsoever, whether it's about talking shit to some dude about his girl, doing handstands, posting a thread here, or anything other than eating/breathing/sleeping/going to the bathroom, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR IDEA. You have repeatedly proven that you have no judgement in such matters. Best just to sit in a corner and rock back and forth, and therefore be no bother to anyone here or in your personal life.
 
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FortNinety

Member
You're bitching and moaning cuz of those little scrapes? Please...

The Black Stallion said:
Shit, and I'm banned from the IRC. No quick response. SHIT.
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Well, what the fuck does that tell you then?
 
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xexex

Banned
patch your sorry ass up. clean up the fucking room. pick up your brother.

don't worry about your mom. it was all an accident.


be glad you're not Scott Peterson.


:lol (this must be a joke thread because its sooooooooo dumb)



and above all......PLEASE STFU :lol
 
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Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
Ahahahahaha :lol :lol

First, you're stupid enough to do a stupid handstand on a fucking coffee table. Then you can't pull it off and fall into your shit. Then, instead of fixing yourself up, you pull out your digicam and start snapping pics to post on GAF. Then, instead of fixing the fucking stand, you ask for help here!!!

Hahaa... all this stupidity is so funny it makes this thread, and you, cool!
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
You're such a dumb fuck. "OMG! I'M BLEEDING! I GUESS I'LL POST ABOUT IT ON GAF! AND TELL THEM HOW SCARED I AM!"

Seriously...is there something wrong with you? This has got to be the dumbest fucking thread ever.
 
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J2 Cool

Member
I'm sure you didn't put this in your speech about being "EXTREMELY cool" did you? Not so sure you'd be a legend of cool to the underclassmen then. And hey, isn't that what you want? Turn a negative into a positive, band-aid your ass up, and land that hand stand! And if you bust your shit again make sure to let us know the damage, but never give up! Seriously, this shit's too funny, don't stop :lol
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
The Black Stallion said:
My leg... it's fucking... bleeding. What do I do about that. It hurts like hell... and the skin is peeled off... SHIIIT!
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I dunno, do what most people do and clean it, and then put band aids on? Is this the first time in your life that you've gotten hurt?
 
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J2 Cool

Member
Kobun Heat said:
OMG THE BLACK STALLION IS BLACK?!?!
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what gave it away? The "black" stallion, the "black" avatar, or the "black" leg? Was the leg that did it for me. He's definetly black.
 
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onion_pixy

Member
weak. :-/


I slipped on my DDR mat running for the phone for the phone. I had just gotten out of the shower so my feet were wet. I slipped and became airborn, completley horizontal in the air just like in the cartoons. Who knew DDR mat =banana peel? Landed head first on my hard wood floor. Still can't belive I gave myself a mild concussion, had a headache for DAYS. And I didnt whine half as hard as you are. AND I'm a girl so there. :lol
 
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