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I got shot down
- Thread starter AeroGod
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I woke up at 11, ate some really small snacks, threw some clothes in preparation for my noon class, and at 1130, just as I was about to leave, I noticed my class schedule:
NO CLASS AT NOON. I GOT IT CONFUSED FOR TUESDAY.
CHRIST.
so, here i am, in a half awake, zombie like mode...
edit - this was literally 2-3 minutes ago i noticed the schedule. i'm pissed. i could still be dreaming about sex on the beach.
NO CLASS AT NOON. I GOT IT CONFUSED FOR TUESDAY.
CHRIST.
so, here i am, in a half awake, zombie like mode...
edit - this was literally 2-3 minutes ago i noticed the schedule. i'm pissed. i could still be dreaming about sex on the beach.
clipunderground
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AeroGod said:
Sounds like an episode of Beverly Hills 90210. You need to come up with better stories then that. :\
clipunderground
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AeroGod said:
lol
Manabanana
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DCX knows what he's talking about. The trick is to say your name after every thought. "Hey, you're hot. Wanna go out sometime - AeroGod." And yes, use your GA handle. She'll love you more.
chocoholic
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you were wearing this shirt whilst you were about to hit on a girl...hahaha, dude., also, never start with that opening line.AeroGod said:Im wearing a shirt.
Actual image of the shirt, or what it looks like, not my picture
Killkernal
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Next time, wear some tanker boots. All the chicks dig tanker boots.
Actually you got shot down for not having the wit to keep up. Chicks that thow opening volleys like this are testing your brains not your dress code. I would have fired back with something along the lines of. "If I had a good women to keep me dressed, I wouldn't be here hitting on you." Depending on how she reacts to that you can go further and ask if she has the skills to mold a good man. Off course this is 90% BS but women can't help but want to improve men. It's the whole mothering instinct.
Plus this is a great opening to try and hook up a date with the girl cause your wardrobe clealry needs work. Shopping with women for women stuff is a nightmare. But having women spend an afternoon dressing you so you look just the way she wants kills two birds with one stone. First back to the whole Mother instinct and second by the end of the afternoon shopping your looking good and ready to close the deal.
Plus this is a great opening to try and hook up a date with the girl cause your wardrobe clealry needs work. Shopping with women for women stuff is a nightmare. But having women spend an afternoon dressing you so you look just the way she wants kills two birds with one stone. First back to the whole Mother instinct and second by the end of the afternoon shopping your looking good and ready to close the deal.
chocoholic
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I have to admit, I love the shirt, but it would be something I would wear at home, not when I'm trying to hit on a hot girl.
No. He was maybe an inch and a half taller than me, and seemed a bit bulkier but it was mostly fat (not that he was fat, but a bit chubby). I definitely look better than him. And am in better shape. And he's a pot head.AeroGod said:
Girls. :|
Manabanana
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For comparison's sake...
He has Dragon Ball Z eyes! YOU LOSE!
He has Dragon Ball Z eyes! YOU LOSE!
demon said:
Totally man. I always see the hottest girls with butt ugly guys with warts and ugly shit coming out of their face and puss spewing, unclean, dirty ass rotten dumb ass meat heads. I hate the human existance.
I wish humans were like dogs or something. See, dogs dont care. They just see another dog and they screw it no questions asked. No questions or cares. Dogs are awesome.
Manabanana said:For comparison's sake...
He has Dragon Ball Z eyes! YOU LOSE!
No see, because this was a gaming environment. And even though the chick was dressed like a hooker from the 80's, she was a gamer and probably liked my shirt. Gold's gym must have just been the flavor of the month, i dont know. Im confused.
Warm Machine
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Dressing cool and normal isn't hard.
Step 1 - Throw out all fanboy articles of clothing.
Step 2 - Match shit. Dark shoes - dark socks.
Step 3 - Never match a complete color over your entire body. Example: Blue Jeans & Blue shirt.
Step 4 - Buy regular clothes. Basics work well. 2 Pairs of jeans. White and black t-shirts. Throw some flat colors in there too.
Step 5 - Never wear anything with a massive clothing manufacturer label on it. It ends up labeling you.
Step 6 - Being trendy isn't all bad. Girls LIKE American Eagle / A&F and shit like that because they think it is cute and they see their boy idols wearing it.
Step 7 - Get a good watch. Preferably something silver and analogue.
Step 8 - Sunglasses in you can and make sure you have someone you can trust to tell you if you look good in them. Never wear them indoors though.
Step 9 - Buy good shoes that don't date you and look comfortable. Girls ALWAYS look at shoes.
Step 10 - Pants where the crotch is at your knees are shit. Women want to see if you have an ass but don't want to see both cheeks of it perfectly so buy appropriate pants.
Step 1 - Throw out all fanboy articles of clothing.
Step 2 - Match shit. Dark shoes - dark socks.
Step 3 - Never match a complete color over your entire body. Example: Blue Jeans & Blue shirt.
Step 4 - Buy regular clothes. Basics work well. 2 Pairs of jeans. White and black t-shirts. Throw some flat colors in there too.
Step 5 - Never wear anything with a massive clothing manufacturer label on it. It ends up labeling you.
Step 6 - Being trendy isn't all bad. Girls LIKE American Eagle / A&F and shit like that because they think it is cute and they see their boy idols wearing it.
Step 7 - Get a good watch. Preferably something silver and analogue.
Step 8 - Sunglasses in you can and make sure you have someone you can trust to tell you if you look good in them. Never wear them indoors though.
Step 9 - Buy good shoes that don't date you and look comfortable. Girls ALWAYS look at shoes.
Step 10 - Pants where the crotch is at your knees are shit. Women want to see if you have an ass but don't want to see both cheeks of it perfectly so buy appropriate pants.
Warm Machine said:
Only follow these rules if your like Tire-Biters. Dress the way you feel confident. Women are far more suseptable to the way your project yourself then the way you look. You can look like a dork roll up with confidence and close the deal. You can look like a star roll up like a dork your done for.
MrPing1000
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what happened to the talk of how girls like retro gaming shirts?
Jonny said:
Custom shoes rock. I have theses grey Vans with neon orange laces that glow in teh dark. I only bust those out when im going out on the town though, if anyone steps on them on the dance floor it ruins my night and I have to cut them up till they start eating their meals through a straw.
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