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[Smiles and Cries]

I need a real Job, yet sometimes I love my job...

this convo is too funny what the hell am I suppose to say to this girl

(note she is Haitian so the French and Creole mixture in her notes)

Salut Mr. Nazaire,
I would like for you to draw a nude self-portrait of moi...since it appears that you move around quite often, (son pas patou), hence I would like to know if you could come to Los Angeles for the job or would I need to travel to your place of residence...Please advise sir! Thanks in advance and keep up the good work gason lakay!
gros bisoux
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after my reply
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Thanks for replying,
ecoutes, j suis pas modèle moi...just would like to have a nude painting...however, I will be in the tri-state area in November as well, not until thanksgiving thus...will be in Miami for the Rasin Festival during 6th of November week-end...I didn't quite understand your email address...@gmail??? that's correct or was it a typo for I have never heard of such address...anyway, mine is xxxxx@hotmail...fais moi signe alors...
bisoux
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after another reply
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Entendu mon vieux...
The session could take place in Stamford, for I still have my old room "d'innocence" over my mommy's house...it's vacant...if you wish...not sure what kind of place you are looking for thus...by the way, I did foward a test mail under address provided...hence, on continuera en privée...
Mil merci...
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this is not the first time I got this kind of message from my website but she is strange in a way... I find this amusing so I'm going to keep this going a little

 

[Socreges]

this convo is too funny what the hell am I suppose to say to this girl

"Yes"?

I find this amusing so I'm going to keep this going a little

What? You're stringing her along? Is she not offering to pay you to draw her naked?

 

[sc0la]

I'll play bookie this time.

$50 minimum buy in.

This is a: Scam (ala "Texas") 3:1

This is a: Set up so that one guy can kill naz 10:1

This is a: Legitimate business deal 50:1

Odds based on previous naz threads.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

she did not offer pay yet

I hope I did not mess up by posting that email in error edit

 

[Socreges]

she did not offer pay yet

I hope I did not mess up by posting that email in error edit

Tell her that you'd be willing to, but at a price, of course.

I got her email before you edited, by the way. I may only be proficient with crayon, but I'm up to the task.

 

[Jak140]

I would like for you to draw a nude self-portrait of moi

Umm.. she wants you to draw a self-portrait of her?

...What???

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Umm.. she wants you to draw a self-portrait of her?

Errrr.... what???

trust me Haitians do not pick up on english mistakes sometimes I know what she meant

try to look beyond the errors

 

[Jak140]

Yeah I'm just dicking around.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I'll play bookie this time.

$50 minimum buy in.

This is a: Scam (ala "Texas") 3:1

This is a: Set up so that one guy can kill naz 10:1

This is a: Legitimate business deal 50:1

Odds based on previous naz threads.

:lol

yes my luck is that bad.

PS: if anyone saw the email just leave it until this deal is done
don't mess it up...

she posted her email public on another site anyway when she posted this message to me it was in a guestbook that anyone could read

 

[nitewulf]

damn, i'd love to do a haitian chi...i mean do a nude portrait of a...err yeah...

 

[Smiles and Cries]

we are doing emails now... I told her I get many joke messages like this but when I speak of money people say it was just a joke...

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she says she is serious name the price...

got a phone number so this was real.

maybe my luck is changing, I better get out of Miami soon

 

[GDGF]

Better take this seriously if your plan is to be an artist, guy. She could turn out to be a well paying patron of sorts, or hook you up with other people who want commissions. Gratz, BTW!

 

[Smiles and Cries]

yeah I took it seriously I did not mess around with her at all, made no jokes of it. Just posted it here as strange because my luck has been very bad, she is not bad looking from her photos though.

 

[Mr Gump]

post pics now.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

wish I could but GAF is crazy, I'm just gonna say she is not fugly to my taste

if you want to take the time you can find them yourself

http://www.kreyol.com

click naz

then

click

hc profile

you should see the guestbook entries on that page where you click from there is your doing

 

[Socreges]

I like that one.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

thanks dude... it was destroyed in Texas but I can't wait to paint another one

 

[Saturnman]

Man, those paintings are orgies of bright colors.

P.S. I've always liked how creole sounds. It's fun to try to read sentences out loud as well.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I live in a dark world so I paint bright it helps me a little