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[Incognito]

So here I am, sitting at home and watching "True Lies" because I have to be up at 8am. I get a phone call, it's my EX, Casey, and she's drunk.

Me: "are you drunk?"

Her: "no, well, maybe just a little bit..."

Her: "we're going out to a party in boerne, blah blah blah"

me: "that's nice.. you're gonna drive drunk there? i'm going to laugh my ass when you get pulled over!!"

her: "fuck you, that's mean"

me: "shut the fuck up. why are you so mean to me? always rejecting me."

her: "you want to talk about mean things, stephen, here's something mean: kissing another girl while i'm at the beach. don't you think that's mean? the guy i like kissing another girl while i'm on vacation. how's that for mean?"

me: "errrrr, uhhhh, wtf?"

her: "yeah, that's mean, asshole"

me: "whatever... go get drunk..."

what a bitch!! she konws i like her, too!! one day, fellas, one day. she'll be all mine once again!

 

[Eminem]

So is this now this Friday's drunk thread?

 

[TekunoRobby]

That was horrible.

 

[Bob White]

A good smack would do WONDERS...........Yes, I'm a big man over the internet.

 

[Incognito]

well, i'm far from drunk, but she had two too many. she also kept asking me when i was going to take her out to dinner. wtf. one minute she's asking me to take her out, the next she's bitching me out! i'll slap a hoe.

 

[TekunoRobby]

While I read that, in my head I used this image to represent the lady friend of yours. In retrospect it makes the entire conversation of yours that much funnier.

 

[Bob White]

"No, this ISN'T a mask!"

 

[AlphaSnake]

No one really gives a shit about your imaginary convo, Lonestar.

Seriously.

 

[Mike Works]

So here I am, sitting at home and watching "True Lies" because I have to be up at 8am. I get a phone call, it's my EX, Casey, and she's drunk.

Me: "are you drunk?"

Her: "no, well, maybe just a little bit..."

Her: "we're going out to a party in boerne, blah blah blah"

me: "that's nice.. you're gonna drive drunk there? i'm going to laugh my ass when you get pulled over!!"

her: "fuck you, that's mean"

me: "shut the fuck up. why are you so mean to me? always rejecting me."

her: "you want to talk about mean things, stephen, here's something mean: kissing another girl while i'm at the beach. don't you think that's mean? the guy i like kissing another girl while i'm on vacation. how's that for mean?"

me: "errrrr, uhhhh, wtf?"

her: "yeah, that's mean, asshole"

me: "whatever... go get drunk..."

what a bitch!! she konws i like her, too!! one day, fellas, one day. she'll be all mine once again!

Yeah you're going to get banned pretty soon Lonestar. What a stupid fucking thread.

 

[demon]

Lonestar? wha?

 

[Incognito]

 

[nitewulf]

 

[LinesInTheSand]

Yeah you're going to get banned pretty soon Lonestar. What a stupid fucking thread.

To be fair his threads haven't hit the all time low that Wolfy is demonstrating.

 

[Mike Works]

To be fair his threads haven't hit the all time low that Wolfy is demonstrating.

Wolfy's threads are pretty fucking stupid, but Lonestar's smart enough to know his threads are shit, and shit like this belongs on a certain other forum.

I don't know if the same can be said for Wolfy.

 

[LinesInTheSand]

Wolfy's threads are pretty fucking stupid, but Lonestar's smart enough to know his threads are shit, and shit like this belongs on a certain other forum.

I don't know if the same can be said for Wolfy.

Good point.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Is that an age progressed picture of Martha Stewart? :|

 

[Brian Fellows]

er: "you want to talk about mean things, stephen, here's something mean: kissing another girl while i'm at the beach. don't you think that's mean? the guy i like kissing another girl while i'm on vacation. how's that for mean?"

You spell my name wrong. Unless you pronounce it with an f sound then you are ok.

 

[Slurpy]

'me: "shut the fuck up. why are you so mean to me? always rejecting me."

I hope that conversation is made up. Otherwise you need help.

 

[Mason]

Ok, I am way too lazy to read a single post in this thread, but is this the drunk thread for the night? If so, I'm in the promise land! WHOOO!

 

[pollo]

woohoo someone gave mea liknk and Its FRIDAY wait, saturday and finally my?
wtf stuomach tubes? WTFSAF WTF?
THIS STHREAD IS STUPID>

 

[Grubdog]

^ now THERE'S a real drunk

 

[pollo]

HAHAHHA HNOW IAM HITTING ON A 15 YEARODL THAT HAD A CRUSTH ON ME N BAND LAST YEARE im not usually like thist but i think she is cyoot!

 

[Lemurnator]

me: "errrrr, uhhhh, wtf?"

You say WTF in real life?

 

[mosaic]

I used to work at an ISP... damn near everyone there would say acronyms such as BRB and WTF on a routine basis.

Luckily, we never devolved to using LOL

(but for a time, when I was visiting telnet chat sites, my brain would see the command .emote whenever I thought of myself in the third person)

 

[RiZ III]

who ever changed the thread title is an insensitive ass fuck.

 

[LuckyBrand]

^^^ i agree.

 

[psycho_snake]

I can't believe I'm talking to people like this.....

 

[Blackace]

Lame... and listen to Mike... he knows what he is talking about