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Mike Works

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A week ago my buddy Jason said he wanted me to set him up with this girl I'd been talking about, but I really didn't want to. For one, I wasn't sure whether I wanted her for myself (she has some nice curves, and a nice "bumper", but.. I don't know). Well, after four fucking straight days of constant nagging, I decided to drive him over to her place and set them up.

The Result
 
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Vennt

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Man, videoing him getting a mouthful of her rack is tasteless, I hope she was over 18.
 
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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
What the fuck happened in that video?

Why do people enjoying watching that shit online?
 
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Vormund

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Dan said:
Why do people enjoying watching that shit online?
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Because we can.

Anyhow that guy had to either be dead or a quadraplegic. He'd be very lucky if he wasn't either of those. What was he trying to do anyway?
 
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beerbelly

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Can someone describe what happened in the video? I'm curious but I don't want to ruin my appetite if it's something nasty.
 
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Boomer

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Looks like some dude was tryin to swing his car door open to knock a kid off his bike, but he fell out and was hit in the face by an oncoming vehicle.
 
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robochimp

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Boomer said:
Looks like some dude was tryin to swing his car door open to knock a kid off his bike, but he fell out and was hit in the face by an oncoming vehicle.
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I think the car his face slams into is parked.
 
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Socreges

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Hoooooooly fuck

I'm gonna guess that he broke his nose, cheekbones, lost most of his teeth, and had a serious concussion.

What a dumb little shit...
 
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Mike Works

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For those of you that don't feel like downloading a video:

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Mike Works

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The conclusion has been reached that it's a bunch of stupid teenagers filming a REALLY stupid teenager hanging out the car window trying to hit or push over those kids on bikes.

Now that I think about it, it'd be really funny if he lived and had to explain to everyone why is face is so fucked up now.

"I got hit by a parked car"
 
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Matlock

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Now that I think of it, Indiana Jones should have this kind of stunt in 4 (if it ever comes out), and old Indy will say "didn't wear his seatbelt" after the Nazi gets plastered.
 
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Artificial Meat

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damn...that looks like it hurt. Hope he's fine (although from the sound of the impact, it doesn't look like he'd be fine any time soon).

and that weatherman...gotta be tourette's, especially with that creepy smirk at the end.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I assumed it was a teleprompter prank.

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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
 
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Suikoguy

I whinny my fervor lowly, for his length is not as great as those of the Hylian war stallions
I tried to investigate what happened to the guy
ended up at their crappy ass website
http://66.228.51.14/_default.asp

And.. discovered...

Nothing

They don't even have pictures of their anchors like most tv webpages
 
All Hail C-Webb

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Mike Works said:
A week ago my buddy Jason said he wanted me to set him up with this girl I'd been talking about, but I really didn't want to. For one, I wasn't sure whether I wanted her for myself (she has some nice curves, and a nice "bumper", but.. I don't know). Well, after four fucking straight days of constant nagging, I decided to drive him over to her place and set them up.

The Result
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You need to ban yourself Mike. I clicked on that link and first thing I see is a double penetration, next thing I see is someone standing behind me. THat was not a fun experience. :(
 
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Mike Works

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Sactown said:
You need to ban yourself Mike. I clicked on that link and first thing I see is a double penetration, next thing I see is someone standing behind me. THat was not a fun experience. :(
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Wait, you're mad that my video didn't turn out to be porn when someone was standing behind you?
 
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