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[Eminem]

Ok. so on Monday I call up this little joint called Grimmer's Liquors and ask for a pony of Miller Lite, since 6 of my friends are coming over tomorrow and, well, we're all pretty much alcoholics. We were scared we were gonna float it too early.
They say to pick it up Friday at five. Sure thing.

So I show up there today....the stupid bitch that took my order on Monday forgot to order it. Oops. Well I bitch and she says "We never got any calls for any ponys. All we have are half kegs here."
So she looks up some shit on the computer....what do you know, she forgot to order it.

The only thing worse that being angry when you're drunk is being angry because you CAN'T get drunk.

So then she tells me this(verbatim): "OK, I fucked up. I'm sorry. How about you give me $35 right now, and I get you a regular keg. No reciept, nothing. How's that?"

Well, bells and whistles are going off in my head. And my quick mind comes up with "That's cool. You have Michelob?"

"Yeah. Just give me the money and I'll dolly it out to your car"


So, not only do I get a fucking keg for $35(when a pony is $37....and what I'm getting now is double the amount of beer, mind you), I go from Miller bleh Lite to Michelob, the best beer ever.
So now it's 7 on Friday night.....just called my friends, and the party is starting right now, not tomorrow.

Thank you, stupid girl, for making my one day party a weekend affair because you're too stupid to do a simple thing like take someone's alcohol order 4 days in advance!

 

[Futureman]

She made a mistake. Chill out spaz master plus.

 

[Futureman]

And I'll be drinking Miller High Life tonight. Cheapest bottled beer in town.

 

[nitewulf]

you think michelob is the best beer ever? :/

 

[keiichi]

I don't even know what a pony of beer is

...

 

[belgurdo]

sousejournal

 

[ChrisReid]

I don't even know what a pony of beer is

...

I assume it must be the volume of beer equivalent to the interior area of a small horse.

 

[maynerd]

I go from Miller bleh Lite to Michelob, the best beer ever.

Credibility - 100000000000000000000000000

 

[Particle Physicist]

I assume it must be the volume of beer equivalent to the interior area of a small horse.

:lol

 

[Eminem]

She made a mistake. Chill out spaz master plus.

um, that's why i called 5 days ahead of time. TO INSURE THERE WOULD BE NO MISTAKES.

I don't even know what a pony of beer is

...

Half of a normal keg. full kegs are illegal now, so a typical keg nowadays is really a half keg. a pony is half of that.

Credibility - 100000000000000000000000000

if you like another beer, that's cool. everyone has their own taste....but if you're saying miller lite is better than michelob, you're insane.
rolling rock is actually my favorite beer ever, but i don't buy it because i'm poor and all. and this liquor store wouldn't have it readily available for sure.
to show how classy i really am, a few weeks ago i tried to get a keg of icehouse =X

 

[Triumph]

That's cool and all, but you should have asked for Pabst. She might have been confused and given you TWO kegs.

 

[The Interrobanger]

Michelob, the best beer ever.

:lol :lol :lol

That made my night...

 

[gblues]

Michelob, the best beer ever.

Guinness disagrees with you (and I ain't talkin' about world records).

Nathan

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

Today I managed to convince a petrol station attendant to sell me an enormous bag of assorted sweets for $1.50 AU, because it wasn't listed on the computer and there were no tags for it anywhere. I jokingly suggested that I thought it was worth $1 - $2, when he and I both know a bag a fifth the size sells for $1.50 ... and he just pussies out and goes "$1.50 OK?"

Shoulda picked up 3 ... So yeah, dumb people rock, wherever they work.


EDIT: And Nath you get a fat 'HELL YEAH' on the Guinness thing. If only the Guinness they sold in Oz was actually Guinness ... and wasn't twice the price of local grogs >_<

 

[Date of Lies]

Today I managed to convince a petrol station attendant to sell me an enormous bag of assorted sweets for $1.50 AU, because it wasn't listed on the computer and there were no tags for it anywhere. I jokingly suggested that I thought it was worth $1 - $2, when he and I both know a bag a fifth the size sells for $1.50 ... and he just pussies out and goes "$1.50 OK?"

Shoulda picked up 3 ... So yeah, dumb people rock, wherever they work.

Wow, the guy offers u a good price on candy and he's "dumb"?

That's the last time I'm generous to anyone that comes into the supermarket I work.


Generosity (or in the first case, compensation) to you people = Stupidity?

 

[Eminem]

That's cool and all, but you should have asked for Pabst. She might have been confused and given you TWO kegs.

touche, sir. i love the cut of your gib. Schlitz did cross my mind....Pabst I unexpectedly forgot though =/

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

touche, sir. i love the cut of your gib. Schlitz did cross my mind....Pabst I unexpectedly forgot though =/

How could you forget pabst? The best, cheap beer ever!

 

[Eminem]

How could you forget pabst? The best, cheap beer ever!

drugs and alcohol have ruined my life =/

 

[CabbageRed]

Generosity (or in the first case, compensation) to you people = Stupidity?

Well, yeah. Or should I say "DUH?" If anyone in real life ever catches me in an error, I stab the sucker. You cannot have people out there knowing your flaws.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

drugs and alcohol have ruined my life =/

i love you eminem.

 

[Papi]

Are full kegs illegal in America?

 

[temp]

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Are full kegs illegal in America?

full kegs are illegal now, so a typical keg nowadays is really a half keg.

 

[Mupepe]

mmmm Corona Familiars from Mexico are the greatest. Cheap as hell 40 oz that get you nice and plastered

 

[xexex]

Ok. so on Monday I call up this little joint called Grimmer's Liquors and ask for a pony of Miller Lite, since 6 of my friends are coming over tomorrow and, well, we're all pretty much alcoholics. We were scared we were gonna float it too early.
They say to pick it up Friday at five. Sure thing.

So I show up there today....the stupid bitch that took my order on Monday forgot to order it. Oops. Well I bitch and she says "We never got any calls for any ponys. All we have are half kegs here."
So she looks up some shit on the computer....what do you know, she forgot to order it.

The only thing worse that being angry when you're drunk is being angry because you CAN'T get drunk.

So then she tells me this(verbatim): "OK, I fucked up. I'm sorry. How about you give me $35 right now, and I get you a regular keg. No reciept, nothing. How's that?"

Well, bells and whistles are going off in my head. And my quick mind comes up with "That's cool. You have Michelob?"

"Yeah. Just give me the money and I'll dolly it out to your car"


So, not only do I get a fucking keg for $35(when a pony is $37....and what I'm getting now is double the amount of beer, mind you), I go from Miller bleh Lite to Michelob, the best beer ever.
So now it's 7 on Friday night.....just called my friends, and the party is starting right now, not tomorrow.

Thank you, stupid girl, for making my one day party a weekend affair because you're too stupid to do a simple thing like take someone's alcohol order 4 days in advance!

stop drinking. its bad for you. mmmkay ?

 

[Eminem]

stop drinking. its bad for you. mmmkay ?

It's 10:30 in the morning here....good time to have the first beer of the day. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. bottoms up!