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[SlickWilly223]

Puerto Rican?
Black?
Greek?
Filipino?
Belgian?
Bangladesh?


I just love to take my clothes off and have sex with strangers, so naturally this is a great investment for me. And since this money recently fell in my lap I really want to spend wisely.

 

[B'z-chan]

Seriously? :lol :lol :lol

 

[nitewulf]

they have bangladeshi hookers in brooklyn?

 

[aoi tsuki]

$20 is a poor investment seeing as how you might get to finger her for that much, but not much more. You can find some desparate chick at a bar and hit it for free.

 

[Lathentar]

Greek.

 

[nitewulf]

oh, i've always meant to ask, who's this?

 

[Doc Holliday]

lol

 

[Wellington]

Puerto Rican?
Black?
Greek?
Filipino?
Belgian?
Bangladesh?


I just love to take my clothes off and have sex with strangers, so naturally this is a great investment for me. And since this money recently fell in my lap I really want to spend wisely.

Unless you want some skank whore with missing teeth, I suggest saving up a bit more.

Also, aren't you 16? You aren't getting a damned thing.

 

[evil ways]

I have $20 for a hooker, what should I get?

Greek, I hear they give a hell of a foot job.

 

[Drensch]

A more expensive hooker.

 

[keiichi]

$20? Is there some crazy holiday special I don't know about?

 

[BuddyC]

This is the best Christmas special ever.

 

[COCKLES]

oh, i've always meant to ask, who's this?

$20 dollars well spent?

I kid...I kid....

 

[KiNeSiS]

Dog I'm moving to Brooklyn soon,
These tricks don't need to get paid.
Just push up on a hoe forget hookers.
I'd go with an Italian woman hit up Bensonhurst and get yourself a fine Sicilian woman.
Keep that 20 piece and buy bag of weed and a couple of 40's.
You can then spend the rest on Mc Donalds dollar menu for you and the lovely broad.

 

[nitewulf]

Dog I'm moving to Brooklyn soon,
These tricks don't need to get paid.
Just push up on a hoe forget hookers.
I'd go with an Italian woman hit up Bensonhurst and get yourself a fine Sicilian woman.
Keep that 20 piece and buy bag of weed and a couple of 40's.
You can then spend the rest on Mc Donalds dollar menu for you and the lovely broad.

 

[Ghost]

Hmmm..if this is a hobby of yours id recommend skipping the hooker and spending the $20 on the cab fair to the clinic.

 

[KiNeSiS]

Non capisco che cosa il hell il vostro punto è cervelli della merda!!!!!

 

[ShadowRed]

Puerto Rican?
Black?
Greek?
Filipino?
Belgian?
Bangladesh?


I just love to take my clothes off and have sex with strangers, so naturally this is a great investment for me. And since this money recently fell in my lap I really want to spend wisely.

It doesn't matter what you give them, it's what you'll get in return.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Fools. I only have to spend $20. I get 75% off the entire cost with my good looks.

 

[LakeEarth]

Fools. I only have to spend $20. I get 75% off the entire cost with my good looks.

And I think there is some sort of Christmas special.

 

[goodcow]

I dunno, some HBO on Demand special about hookers showed that you could get a busted one for $20 for some oral.

 

[yoshifumi]

Dog I'm moving to Brooklyn soon,
These tricks don't need to get paid.
Just push up on a hoe forget hookers.
I'd go with an Italian woman hit up Bensonhurst and get yourself a fine Sicilian woman.
Keep that 20 piece and buy bag of weed and a couple of 40's.
You can then spend the rest on Mc Donalds dollar menu for you and the lovely broad.

:lol

 

[B'z-chan]

Heck i didnt even know they worked on Christmas day..... Must be a East Coast thing.... Chrstmas special or not dude you should maybe try a real girl one that actually talks back and will slap you straight upside your face for no reason. Yeah go to a bar tonight thats a better plan.

 

[iapetus]

Fools. I only have to spend $20. I get 75% off the entire cost with my good looks.

Ah, it's one of those pity discounts.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

Probably a test for mono and hpv.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

lol

Save it to spend on any medication you'll have to take after nailing those hookers...

Oh and btw, +1 Greek!

 

[aoi tsuki]

oh, i've always meant to ask, who's this?

She's from some random porn site. It's an inside joke between a friend and myself.

 

[SlickWilly223]

:lol @ thread

 

[demi]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

for $20 you're gonna get SOMETHING, and it'll probably make your wiener burn.

 

[impirius]

I think someone posted the Christmas special coupon on fatwallet, not sure though

 

[Do The Mario]

People seem to be trying hard to make achievable threads.

 

[DCX]

People seemed to be trying hard to make achievable threads.

I agree with this post And for the record, the answer is Rosey, some booze, a Big Mac and play the vid game or your choice...same result, safer and more bang for the buck..

DCX

 

[COCKLES]

You've got a hard-on for Nick Frost!

I see Shaun himself Simon Pegg is guest starring in the new series of Doctor Who in March.

 

[demi]

You've got a hard-on for Nick Frost!

I see Shaun himself Simon Pegg is guest starring in the new series of Doctor Who in March.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Papi]

$20, hey? Buy some petrol and light your w*ng on fire. Same shit.