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[Husky]

Just opened my twelve-pack of Life Savers Candy Canes. Five flavors, four of which have two canes, one of which--raspberry maybe? Hope it's cherry--has four canes. I'm starting on a watermelon cane, I'll pick another tomorrow. OW FUCK I just bit my tongue ow god dammit fuck. So yeah, probably tomorrow, maybe I'll splurge on another today, but probably not.

Dude wtf there's a Dr. Pepper, 7 Up, and A&W candy cane pack? Fuck I want that now.

Remember to brush your teeth after you eat sugary treats.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Only the best kind ;

 

[teezzy]

None. If I want something sweet I'll eat an orange, a banana, or a kiwi

I'm concerned for your nutritional health OP. Godspeed

 

[GeekyDad]

My wife got several kinds, but these are the only ones I care about:

 

[Husky]

None. If I want something sweet I'll eat an orange, a banana, or a kiwi

I'm concerned for your nutritional health OP. Godspeed

Is this satire

 

[triplestation]

gin and tonic and classic candy canes

watch some die hard

damn christmas is a comfy holiday

 

[King of Foxes]

This feels like astroturfing

 

[DESTROYA]

Not much of a candy eater to tell you the truth but once or twice a year I might have one of those standard mini classic ones.

 

[The Time Of Mario]

I normally have the classic type of Candy Canes, but I also have Oreo flavored ones every now and again.

 

[Stouffers]

flesh flavored. Peroni’s is a bitch.

 

[HercRaato]

Swedish fish this year.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Is this satire

Must be, no one eats kiwis

 

[teezzy]

Is this satire

Nah. I'm looking out for you dude. I know you have an affinity for soda too.

Must be, no one eats kiwis

Shame. They absolutely should. I try and eat two a day.

 

[belmarduk]

Sour Patch Kids are the best.
Followed by War Heads.

 

[Lokimaru]

Hot Tamales flavor

 

[Piku_Ringo]

flesh flavored. Peroni’s is a bitch.

 

[TindalosPup]

I got Starburst, Brach's classic peppermint, Brach's Cherry* and plastic flavored (we have fake ones)

*My favorite and the "other" referred to in my votes

I don't eat them that often, I'm not huge on candy anymore, I like them mostly for decoration, but the other people in the house inhale them, hence the plastic ones

 

[Husky]

Nah. I'm looking out for you dude. I know you have an affinity for soda too.

I appreciate the recall of my series of threads. I do note in those threads that it's the only soda I drink though, available once a year. A drink like the ephemeral candy cane, melting away (in the mouths of the daring) with spring's advent
In time, all candy canes shall fade. C'est la vie.
Adventure beyond your rigid palate you coward.

 

[teezzy]

Husky

You know I'm illiterate!!!! What does that paragraph say!!!

 

[bender]

Husky

You know I'm illiterate!!!! What does that paragraph say!!!

TLDR - Get fucked, wanker.

 

[teezzy]

TLDR - Get fucked, wanker.

WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU!!

 

[bender]

WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU!!

Just translating. I'd never tell you to fuck off. I'm 50/50 on the wanker thing though.

 

[teezzy]

Just translating. I'd never tell you to fuck off. I'm 50/50 on the wanker thing though.

Eat more candy dude it's really healthy for you

 

[bender]

Eat more candy dude it's really healthy for you

I call your mom, "candy".