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Well go to Europe and you gonna have to fight with your body image as a cripple. Women have told me, that is a huge disadvantage.

I'm glad the UK isn't considered "Europe". British women don't give two fucks about such things.

 

[Rockondevil]

Pro tip: Don't google image search "Phimosis".

I know you said not to, but I had to. Not the worst mistake I’ve made, but not a good choice.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I never understood why people use lube for jerking off.

 

[DESTROYA]

Your not supposed to drink the stuff OP, that’s not how it works.

 

[Foamy]

1) since you probably had that operation as a baby or because of a medical issue, it's not like you had a choice anyway
2) I can just pull back my foreskin and it looks almost exactly like a cut dick. On the other hand, you cannot magically grow a foreskin if you'd want to. Since when is having options not better?

And he's always the harbour master at all the docking party's.

 

[Kamina]

Is this related to the banana x nutella thread?

 

[Gamerguy84]

D

 

[GymWolf]

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[Jooxed]

I never understood why people use lube for jerking off.

I also light a few scented candles.

 

[The Pleasure]

I never understood why people use lube for jerking off.

The pleasure. Times two!

 

[The Pleasure]

Who's the idiot that gave my topic a thumbs up? The only acceptable answers are lol and praise the sun.

 

[Lionel Richie]

I never understood why people use lube for jerking off.

I always assumed pornstars spit on the dick to incentivize the viewer to do the same.

 

[Meowzers]

I know you said not to, but I had to. Not the worst mistake I’ve made, but not a good choice.

I had phimosis. Honestly touching the tip of it when exposed felt like a snowflake in a MW2 lobby.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Rookie numbers. 55 gallons.

Amazon.com

 

[Impotaku]

Would go great with one of these LOL

 

[888]

Just dip your dick in a jar of coconut oil.

 

[Stouffers]

What a waste. Spit mixed with a smidge of pre is all you need.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Is this for the Xbox event?

 

[Mr Nash]

dont bruise your dick

Stop kink shaming OP!

 

[H4ze]

Make a slippy slide right into your bedroom with all that lube OP