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[The Take Out Bandit]

What the hell dude, after work today I stopped by the Greek import place for some imported booze because the German import place was closed. Haw Greeks - boy fuckers. Whatever, they have the booze. I buy the booze. And there's cute Greek chicks that work there.

Afterward, I'm walking down the street and pass these batty boys and they start whistling. >:|

BLARGH!

It's not like I sashay down the street, wear colog. . . the smelly stuff (I can't even spell it), or do anything to make myself attractive to another living being of any gender. WHY DO GAY FOLK KEEP COMING ON TO ME?!

This happened at an art supply store too. The gay black clerk tried picking me up. PISS OFF AND SELL ME THE SKETCHPAD YOU CLOD! BLARGH!!!

Nuts man, just nuts.

Suerte - I BLAME YOU! You put teh gay voodoo curse on me.

 

[BuddyC]

cologne?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

cologne?

BuddyC's got teh gay!

 

[BuddyC]

BuddyC's got teh gay!

your avatar is one to speak

 

[Matlock]

 

[demi]

They're just using you for your money.

 

[demon]

That's funny, I thought it was women who are far more responsive to scent and are attracted to cologne. Wearing something that makes you more attractive to women also makes you gay...... you learn something new every day.

 

[fart]

WHY DO GAY FOLK KEEP COMING ON TO ME?! ... art supply store...imported booze... Nuts.. just nuts.

FIXED

 

[Matlock]

your avatar is one to speak

He looks more retarded than gay, admittedly.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

They're just using you for your money.

:O

I have money?!

Where? :lol

Wearing something that makes you more attractive to women also makes you gay......

I don't wear $100 bills around my neck.

Closest I can get is a string of pennies.

 

[Matlock]

you're a manwhore
you just don't know it yet

 

[aoi tsuki]

Yeah, i went through a period where i had more guys hitting on me than girls. It was flattering at first, but got old quick. i posted a couple of threads about it months ago.

You know what sucks though? On what was going to be my last day at my current job (i've got to work another day to "earn" my two personal days), this guy who hits on me everytime he comes into my work stopped by. i hadn't seen him in months and he picks my "last" day. He offers me a job as a PC tech in his business, which i could really use since i have no job prospects. i quickly turn him down. What also sucks is that the art director whom i'll likely be freelancing for has hit on me as well. i don't mind the attention, and i'm cool with people liking what they like, but some people can't take a hint.

 

[demon]

I don't wear $100 bills around my neck.

Closest I can get is a string of pennies.

You wear penny necklaces? No wonder you get hit on my the guys.....fancy boy.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

What also sucks is that the art director whom i'll likely be freelancing for has hit on me as well. i don't mind the attention, and i'm cool with people liking what they like, but some people can't take a hint.

Haw!

Yeah, I don't take offense at it - or go to my trunk and get out the lug wrench.

Fortunately I'm at that age where anybody goes fooling around my arsehole they're gonna come out looking like they lost a tug of war at a fudge and shrapnel factory.

 

[demon]

they're gonna come out looking like they lost a tug of war at a fudge and shrapnel factory.

....is that some sort of code for you're going to let them ravage your asshole with their big gay cock??

 

[White Man]

....is that some sort of code for you're going to let them ravage your asshole with their big gay cock??

He's totally a top.

 

[Desperado]

Closest I can get is a string of pennies.

I read that as "penises." =(

 

[gofreak]

That's funny, I thought it was women who are far more responsive to scent and are attracted to cologne.

In terms of pheremones and the like, there was a Swedish study recently that discovered that gay male reaction to the scent of a man was exactly the same as straight women. It "lit up" the same areas of the brain.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Post a picture so we can tell you if you look gay or not. If we can't agree or disagree with you, then what's the point?

 

[Koshiba]

Maybe you just give off that "Gay vibe." :O

 

[mrklaw]

It's not like I sashay down the street, wear colog. . . the smelly stuff (I can't even spell it), or do anything to make myself attractive to another living being of any gender. WHY DO GAY FOLK KEEP COMING ON TO ME?!

fixed.

 

[capslock]

alright, who's gonna be the first to post The Onion Article?

 

[Amir0x]

Take it as a compliment. Gay men have good taste!

 

[kitchenmotors]

We need a pic.

 

[Zaptruder]

fudge and shrapnel factory?

... Does that mean you crap on them then beat them up?!

A corprophile and a sadist to boot?!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Fortunately I'm at that age where anybody goes fooling around my arsehole they're gonna come out looking like they lost a tug of war at a fudge and shrapnel factory.

Does that include women?

 

[Suerte]

Excellent... my plans are coming together perfectly! Soon the whole of GAF shall be infected, bwhahaha.

 

[Naked Snake]

Pix plz.

 

[LakeEarth]

I'd've just screamed out "Better check on that gaydar, it's fucked up" or something... I dunno, something retarded.

 

[Odnetnin]

maybe you should stop wearing pink t-shirts or tie-dye

 

[xsarien]

Excellent... my plans are coming together perfectly! Soon the whole of GAF shall be infected, bwhahaha.

I thought my coffee tasted a little weird yesterday. Good thing I threw it out instead of finishing it!

 

[Escape Goat]

post your pic and lets see what you're working with.

 

[Odnetnin]

I'd have a boner if this were a lumberjack game.

I think I found the problem.

 

[AssMan]

YOU RANG!?

 

[Ollie Pooch]

YOU RANG!?

hey big ass wanda! or hey big assy.. or i know that ass!

you an ASS MAN!
what's all that shit on your shirt? you been scrrrouungin' around lookin' for ASSES?

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Pix plz.

You want your friggin' pictures? I'll regret this tomorrow. . .

Here's last Halloween after the shrinking ray:

 

[SuperPac]

Can't you...ya know...take it as a compliment? Would that be too easy? Men whistle at women that don't want to be whistled at too, you know. Now you know how that feels!