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[Meier]

STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOnach sighting

dude...tami is a busy girl...may 5th-8th 2005 we got Tami Stronach Dance....131 east 10th street N.Y.C. tickets only $15!!!!! $15 for a Serious STroNachin' crack a lackin' car jackin' mama mackin' burt backarackin' tami-time. i think we should go....just to see if all these other dudes who write her these love sick emails actually got the balls to go see her perform and hit on her IN PERSON!!! CAUSE I THINK WE GOT THOSE BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! HELL YEA....WHAAA?? OKAY! WE GOT DEM BALLS IN THE CLUB! (in the club!) AND WE AINT Yo AVERAGE THUGS (uh-LETS GO!!)thats right..we saw her in never ending story, we wrote her a letter on her webpage, and now we gotta do what all internet stalkers dream....the in-person meeting!i swear dude, if you bone stronach...ill lick your feet AND touch romes sack for a minute straight!
yeshinmesh,
cheque,
diz

Haha no clue who the person even is that sent me it. Funny as hell though. The only thing I recognize is the word yeshinmesh from Borat.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Reply with:

Sure, that sounds great. Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask, who the fuck are you and how'd you get my email address?

See,
You,
Later,
Dude,
Okay,
Something something,
Meier

 

[duderon]

swear dude, if you bone stronach...ill lick your feet AND touch romes sack for a minute straight!

WHAT

:lol :lol

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000660/bio

Go to a dance show to hit on the 32-year old Childlike Empress?

 

[bishoptl]

"Someone call?"

 

[Leon]

burt backarackin' :lol:lol

 

[Meier]

btw this is for my gmail account which isnt known by most people which made it even crazier :lol :lol I definitely googled Tami Stronach right after getting this email.

She's a definite milf in this dude's defense.

 

[Iceman]

"HELL YEA....WHAAA?? OKAY! WE GOT DEM BALLS IN THE CLUB! (in the club!)"

this is my favorite part.

 

[duderon]

Well, you know what you have to do now, Meier. Hit that shit and get dem feet licked!

 

[Naked Snake]

:lol :lol

 

[gblues]

I think it's a viral marketing spam. Like those idiots who were posting in the gaming forum about how much they liked Driv3r.

Nathan

 

[Lyte Edge]

I think it's a viral marketing spam. Like those idiots who were posting in the gaming forum about how much they liked Driv3r.

Whatever, dude. "Viral Marketing" is such BS. Just because Driv3r(tm) is the best-ever fusion of third person action and driving excitement, now available for Playstation 2(tm) and Xbox(tm)consoles, doesn't mean that they were trying to spam forums in an attempt to sell what is easily the greatest game of last year, as said by Maxim(r) Magazine.

 

[Meier]

haha Lyte

 

[impirius]

crack a lackin' car jackin' mama mackin' burt backarackin'

:lol

FRIGGIN AWESOME

 

[shuri]

according to imdb, Tami Stronac is the Empress in The Never Ending Story..

 

[Grifter]

If this is the current state of spam, my filters are now off.