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[haxan7]

There’s been a big spider in my apartment for at least 4 days. I’ve known and been a little afraid because I saw him hanging out in the corner of my roof days ago.

I just went in the kitchen and saw him hanging out above the garbage can. Instead of smushing him I grabbed a paper towel and threw him out the front door. Saw him move and slammed the door shut.

discuss.

 

[IntentionalPun]

That spiders name?

Albert Einstein

 

[Cunth]

U fucked up pal

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Tesseract]

nothing is impossible

 

[King of Foxes]

You dun goofed

Spoiler

 

[GAMETA]

Now imagine if the smaller ones also had smaller ones on their butts.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

As a kid, one of my brothers gave me the best lesson in life ever for spiders.

Gently capture it in tissue. Toss it in the toilet. Piss on it. Flush.

I still remember him laughing about it. Same bro who would bite the ends off a Twizzler and use it as a straw. Genius.

 

[GAMETA]

Here's some good and enlighted knowledge about spiders, scorpions, roaches, mosquitoes and flies:

Found them in nature and not a direct threat? Let them be, they are part of life and have their purpose in this world.

Found them in your home? Fucking kill them for fuck's sake.

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Welcome to the club.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Spiders are my friends.
I have one in my flat that I call "Spidey Gonzales", he has a net directly next to my bed protecting me from stupid insects.
Sometimes we are even high fiving each other and watching Netflix together.

 

[Despera]

Here's some good and enlighted knowledge about spiders, scorpions, roaches, mosquitoes and flies:

Found them in nature and not a direct threat? Let them be, they are part of life and have their purpose in this world.

Found them in your home? Fucking kill them for fuck's sake.

I have daddy long legs protecting some corners. We have an agreement, they do their thing, I do mine.

Now if the spiders around here were of the aussie variety that's a whole different story.

 

[farmerboy]

What do you think the spider would do if you crawled into his burrow or got stuck in his web?

"You gotta be a beast, that's the only way they'll respect you" - Nicki Minaj

 

[Spaceman292]

There’s been a big spider in my apartment for at least 4 days. I’ve known and been a little afraid because I saw him hanging out in the corner of my roof days ago.

I just went in the kitchen and saw him hanging out above the garbage can. Instead of smushing him I grabbed a paper towel and threw him out the front door. Saw him move and slammed the door shut.

discuss.

Every day heroes.

 

[and 3 others]

I saved a woman from getting kidnapped!

 

[mcz117chief]

Spiders are my friends.
I have one in my flat that I call "Spidey Gonzales", he has a net directly next to my bed protecting me from stupid insects.

Same here, it is incredibly satisfying when you hear a mosquito buzzing around your head and then it suddenly stops and in the morning you can see Spidey munching on her corpse

 

[triplestation]

 

[Cunth]

Same here, it is incredibly satisfying when you hear a mosquito buzzing around your head and then it suddenly stops and in the morning you can see Spidey munching on her corpse

man now i want a spider

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Leave em alone and they keep your house fly and mozzie free. Boom.

 

[mcz117chief]

man now i want a spider

Keep your windows open during the summer and you might get a visitor

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The hero we deserve, Hax

 

[jufonuk]

As a kid, one of my brothers gave me the best lesson in life ever for spiders.

Gently capture it in tissue. Toss it in the toilet. Piss on it. Flush.

I still remember him laughing about it. Same bro who would bite the ends off a Twizzler and use it as a straw. Genius.

I use twirlers for straws and take spiders in tissues but I do not piss on them.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[GymWolf]

I don't even take out spiders, they are considered lucky charms where i live.

 

[synchronicity]

I scoop up bugs in paper and escort them out as well. I won't say I do it every time (depending on the bug, lol), but I don't like to needlessly kill anything. I like spiders though.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[NeoGiffer]

There’s been a big spider in my apartment for at least 4 days. I’ve known and been a little afraid because I saw him hanging out in the corner of my roof days ago.

I just went in the kitchen and saw him hanging out above the garbage can. Instead of smushing him I grabbed a paper towel and threw him out the front door. Saw him move and slammed the door shut.

discuss.

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Stouffers]

What if it was the next spider-Hitler?

 

[Guy_who_thinks_hes_cool]

I lived in a place where my bathroom always has spiders, big ones, in the ceiling and also a lot in the bottom of the vanities, sometimes they jump at me just to be playful and sometimes they hang out at the shower handle just to surprise me, cant see them sometimes because my shower wall is dark color and my handles are dark bronze as well