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[Blade2.0]

Let's just all, for a brief second, take the time to appreciate Rule 34. Rule 34 is an internet maxim which asserts that internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The concept is commonly depicted as fan art of normally non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior.

Our species likes to take itself too seriously, but lets be real, at the end of the day all we really want is to fuck. To fuck so badly, in fact, we will take anything and turn it sexual. We are the most depraved thing on this planet and for that I'm grateful because maybe sometimes I want to knock one out to my favorite fake alien babe, and thanks to our species being so fucked up, I can do so without even trying that hard.

So rule 34, Here's to you.

 

[Stouffers]

This thread is taboo

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I like rule 35. NO FETISH THREADS.

 

[Blade2.0]

This thread is taboo

betcha there's rule 34 of a beaver on a walker.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is this thread a beacon for furries?

 

[Stouffers]

betcha there's rule 34 of a beaver on a walker.

 

[Blade2.0]

Is this thread a beacon for furries?

Nah, I'm not into furry stuff. But Chi-Chi DragonballZ porn. There may have been a time or 3.

 

[Macapala]

Can you reeeeeeeeeetard cunts please go back to PedoEra.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

I like rule 35. NO FETISH THREADS.

Unless it's a feets thread

 

[Blade2.0]

Can you reeeeeeeeeetard cunts please go back to PedoEra.

Yes. Please go back there. Don't need pedos in my thread

 

[nush]

I did my part,

20 years ago I scanned in this photoshoot and uploaded it to the internet. It's still exists, lifetime achievement right here folks.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ok.

 

[Blade2.0]

Ok.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Basically you like sites like pixiv. Which ranges from nice art to "holy fuck why does this exist?".

 

[Rentahamster]

I like rule 4962679421895644408

 

[Marchizmo]

You say you're not a furry but what about lizards?

 

[O-N-E]

I like Dexter's mom.

 

[nush]

Anyone wanna see some Gaffer porn?

 

[Tesseract]

I like rule 35. NO FETISH THREADS.

 

[Tesseract]

Nah, I'm not into furry stuff. But Chi-Chi DragonballZ porn. There may have been a time or 3.

was always more into bulma as a lad, seemed like a freak

chi chi was too demanding, wouldn't let goku play apex

 

[Blade2.0]

was always more into bulma as a lad, seemed like a freak

chi chi was too demanding, wouldn't let goku play apex

I'm sure Chi Chi pegs Goku. She's that freak that acts all serious in public but does everything in the sheets.

 

[Papa]

C’mon Scott

 

[Coolwhhip]

 

[GreyHorace]

No thank you. Lesbomancy is my limit.



Anything beyond that is way too freaky for me.

 

[Rentahamster]

You say you're not a furry but what about lizards?

There's a layer of thin filaments within the cloaca if that's your thing.

 

[Blade2.0]

You guys are making this shit weird.

 

[The Cockatrice]

I masturbated a few times to overwatch sfm porn so that's ok.

 

[DogofWar]

Did you know there is even rule 34 of rule 34? Thus proving it is real.

Not that I would know anything about that but uhh... The guys at the office told me about it.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Female standup comedians are the worst.

 

[Stouffers]

Female standup comedians are the worst.

I had no idea you are incel.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I had no idea you are incel.

And I had no idea you are Russian.

 

[Stouffers]

And I had no idea you are Russian.

These days, I’m not rushing anywhere

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[ManofOne]

Can someone explain what is rule 34?

 

[Blade2.0]

Someone didn't read the OP for Christ's sake.

Oh, there's rule 34 Jesus and the 12 apostles isn't there....

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I like Dexter's mom.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Let's just all, for a brief second, take the time to appreciate Rule 34. Rule 34 is an internet maxim which asserts that internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The concept is commonly depicted as fan art of normally non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior.

Our species likes to take itself too seriously, but lets be real, at the end of the day all we really want is to fuck. To fuck so badly, in fact, we will take anything and turn it sexual. We are the most depraved thing on this planet and for that I'm grateful because maybe sometimes I want to knock one out to my favorite fake alien babe, and thanks to our species being so fucked up, I can do so without even trying that hard.

So rule 34, Here's to you.

Also if anyone hasn't read the rules of the internet before, here they are, and yes, the fact they make a Fight Club joke does indeed mean they are old as fuck.

 

[Blade2.0]

That pixar booty

 

[Threeshotgamer]

Bronies ruined Rule 34

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

 

[Stouffers]

EviLore Am I allowed to comment in this thread?