I wouldn't mind the spiders in my house if they were all web builders that stuck to little out-of-the-way corners, but most of them seem to be hunters that often show up in horrible places like my bed or my shower. Why must they attack me when I'm naked and vulnerable?
They only want to be spider-bros. Just open your heart! But I really can't talk since I have an irrational fear of wasps. No information in the world will convince me they aren't spawns of the devil.