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I picked up this flyer for a Furry Convention at DragonCon. I figured I'd have to take a picture of it or nobody would believe me:

Funny things:

-BeagleGal :lol
-Special Guest: That guy dressed as a wolf on MTV
-Special guests look like their pictures were taken circa 1955
-Panel: What's It Like To Have Your Hand Inside a Cow? -- well, I pray it's a panel....and not an actual event that they rent out a cow for
-Panel: DEBATE - Do Apes Count? They're Already Anthropomorphic
-"Woof, Big Boy!"


Disturbing Things:
-Panel: How to get kids into furry! -- Note that it is not titled "How to get your kids into furry", so the assumption is that this is for recruiting pretty much any child

-Panel: Anthropomorphics for the Amputee/"Amputees Welcome!" message at the bottom -- is there some kind of furry subculture that gets off on fucking a 2/3-legged rabbit? Why do they have such an interest in encouraging amputee attendance?

-Guest: North American Man-WolfBoy Love Association -- what the fuck?

-Guest: Boy Scout Troup 455 -- again, what the fuck? I hope these are just the names of bands...

 

[Escape Goat]

Someone post the link to the furries documentary.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Be sure you say you're part of Furry Weekend Atlanta (NOT Scaly Weekend Atlanta) when making reservations.

:lol


That must be one interesting confrontation.

 

[xsarien]

It says something when I can't figure out if this is just great parody or the real deal.

 

[Prospero]

This is proof that the line between real life and parody has not just been blurred, but eliminated.

EDIT: beaten by xsarien.

 

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I'm pretty sure that this is real. The website is up and running, and you can even register to attend there. Unfortunately there's nothing there that's as amusing or disturbing as the flyer.

 

[Prospero]

Then the list of special guests must be self-parody, right?

Right?

(*prays*)

 

[Fragamemnon]

Oh god funniest thing since che posted the link to the Rev controller last night on #GA.

YIFFINESS PAEGENT
DO APES COUNT?

Dear gods. Count for what?

 

[8bit]

/me cries.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

What are skritching and yiffiness?

 

[explodet]

Don't ask.

Back away from the thread!
Save yourself!

 

[boredJonathan]

What are skritching and yiffiness?

I was going to ask as well... but was afraid of the answer.

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

I like the guests they have:
Barney
That guy dressed as a wolf on MTV
Boy Scout Troop 455

 

[sonicfan]

I have not idea what the hell this is all about, it must be a spoof (I pray it is).

But the picture at the top is Burt Lancaster, the actor. He dided about 10 years ago.

 

[Prospero]

I have not idea what the hell this is all about, it must be a spoof (I pray it is).

But the picture at the top is Burt Lancaster, the actor. He dided about 10 years ago.

What??

But Googling "Matt Burt" turns up several links that all appear to be related to this, and none of which I want to risk clicking on from work.

I'm so confused.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

I have not idea what the hell this is all about, it must be a spoof (I pray it is).

But the picture at the top is Burt Lancaster, the actor. He dided about 10 years ago.

Yea I noticed that too. Several things make it sound like a spoof but there's nothing like the concept of furries period to make one unsure.

 

[belgurdo]

-Panel: Anthropomorphics for the Amputee/"Amputees Welcome!" message at the bottom -- is there some kind of furry subculture that gets off on fucking a 2/3-legged rabbit? Why do they have such an interest in encouraging amputee attendance?

Remember the name PinkFairyLotus and despair...

 

[Minotauro]

Maybe it's an anti-furry sting operation. Ya know, a bunch of social pariahs in fursuits show up at this convention only to be beaten unmercifully by a group of good samaritans...

 

[Red Scarlet]

Holy shit. Gross.

 

[impirius]

:lol


That must be one interesting confrontation.

ALL YOU SCALIES CAN GTFO

 

[Hitokage]

Recruit kids into furrydom? Holy shit do people need to lay off gay people and concentrate on the real stain upon humanity.

 

[Ferrio]

"What's its like to have your hand in a cow"

I'm so there.

 

[Triumph]

I think I'm gonna forward this to all the batshit crazy evangelical churches in GA and suggest they take a weekend off from harassing gay folk to beat the retard out of these people.

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

Thank you for scaring the hell out of me.

 

[Companion Cube]

get ur scritch on!

get ur scritch on!

 

[distantmantra]

 

[Ark-AMN]

ugh, this can't be real.

Someone tell Drinky Cow about this, he must have some connections somewhere to make this go away.

 

[yoshifumi]

where to get your scritch on:

:lol:lol:lol:lol

 

[Ferrio]

urban dictionary defines scritch as:

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches

 

[the year 20XX]

Damn, furries can't spell!

 

[Father_Brain]

This has to be a joke. SA Goons, maybe?

 

[Tarazet]

It's 100% legit, and there's also an event just like it in San Jose every year.

 

[shuri]

Leaked storyboardconcept from 'Above the fursuit', the new action thriller featuring international martial art movie star Steven Segal and oscar-winning Louis Gosset Jr, special cameo by Jim Belushi

"Steven, I really need your help"

"Put the blade down, what is the problem?"

"Furries.

"?"

"At the end of the month, furries, people who find themselves to be sexually stimulatd by the sight of erotic drawing of cartoon characters from our childhood and people mascots are planning a big pow wow"

"Am i right Jim? Some of them wear diapers to defecate and pretend to be cubs. And now they want to get amputees and apes involved. AMPUTEES AND APES"
"There's nothing sacred. What has happened to American values? "

"This.. has gone too far"

* fades to 'gear up with '80 rock song in background' sequence

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Leaked storyboardconcept from 'Above the fursuit', the new action thriller featuring international martial art movie star Steven Segal and oscar-winning Louis Gosset Jr, special cameo by Jim Belushi

"Steven, I really need your help"

"Put the blade down, what is the problem?"

"Furries.

"?"

"At the end of the month, furries, people who find themselves to be sexually stimulatd by the sight of erotic drawing of cartoon characters from our childhood and people mascots are planning a big pow wow"

"Am i right Jim? Some of them wear diapers to defecate and pretend to be cubs. And now they want to get amputees and apes involved. APES!!!! "
"So revolting I can barely sort those files out! "

"This.. has gone too far"

* fades to 'gear up with '80 rock song in background' sequence

 

[Spainkiller]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

NO SCALYS ALLOWED!

It can't be real. It just can't.

 

[FoneBone]

It's 100% legit, and there's also an event just like it in San Jose every year.

Oh, the event may be real... it's just that, as much as I may hate furries, I can't believe that they'd actually put something like "Do Apes Count? They're Already Anthropomorphic" on their fliers.

 

[etiolate]

Hurricane Katrina? You know what you must do.

 

[ChrisReid]

This has to be a joke. SA Goons, maybe?

Nope, just DragonCon.

 

[UltraMarioMan]

I'll give 20 bucks to any person here who goes to this thing dressed like Cloud and attacks people with a big cardboard sword claiming to be fighting monsters! Hopefully causing a Furry vs Cosplay war ridding us of both!

 

[lovelyarsenic]

what's it like to have your hand inside of a cow??

wtf?!?...*shudders*

 

[Iceman]

Scary to say the least.

Ninjascooter, who's side is that cat on?

 

[border]

Ninjascooter, who's side is that cat on?

It's from the remake of I Spit On Your Grave, starring Sonnarat and the cat.

 

[Rorschach]

Scary to say the least.

Ninjascooter, who's side is that cat on?

Who do you think? Not the catfuckers, that's for sure!

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

The furries report that BBC America did was quite disturbing.

 

[Tarazet]

The furries report that BBC America did was quite disturbing.

I was disturbed by that one. There are some things that should just stay on the Internet and never ever translate to real life, and I firmly believe furriness is one of them.

 

[Minotauro]

It's from the remake of I Spit On Your Grave, starring Sonnarat and the cat.

If this is the case, Sonnarat, I highly recommend not bathing with any cats in the near future.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Scary to say the least.

Ninjascooter, who's side is that cat on?

he's defending himself from the cat rapers.

 

[DDayton]

Perhaps it's quite real, but they have this bizarre desire to make an insane poster claiming all kinds of odd things? A desire to go over the top in ap...

Bah. I don't want to even TRY to figure this out.

(Side note: Couldn't you send a contingent of folks dressed up in human costumes? "Hi! I'm RICHARD NIXON, a member of the primate family!")

 

[Cutley]

www.beastforum.com

tell your friends

 

[Inumaru]

Make that link go away. I'm not clicking.