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I want to change my last name. Help me!

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Leatherface

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That's right. I want to change it my last name. I'm sick of being associated with my fathers side of the family when I don't even know him or his side. I want to start my own line, from scratch damn it! Make my own family! So I ask you GAF brothers(and sisters). What shall I change my last name to? I would like something with a nice ring to it. Something that sounds cool to say, and most importantly it must work well with "Michael" or "Mike" since that is my first name.


P.s. - I thought about "Knight" already jokers. :)
 

Leatherface

Member
Thats 2 for skywalker. I wonder how the ladies would like that one?

Works? Meh. Sounds like a douche. =P

( I kid I kid please don't ban me!)
 

Leatherface

Member
I'm sure that won't last long. heh.

Anyway, that goldenpalace idea is great. I can pay off some debt and get a motorcycle finally. Hmmmm.
 

Iceman

Member
All very serious:

Eisner
von Michaelson
Andretti
Chameleon
Ninja
Clown
HellaOmegaStaunch (courtesy of my friend from Berkeley)

and of course, Rotch.
 

Leatherface

Member
:lol


Nice stuff guys. Keep the names coming. I wonder what kind of cool Celtic or Norse last names are out there. Oh yeah!
 

Miguel

Member
O'malley.



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You could nickname yourself "The Rick"
 

Leatherface

Member
Here are some that I came up with so far (some even have meanings):

Almarick
Algernon
Zebes ( :) ) planet in Metroid. heh.
Arkyn--> Son of the eternal king
Davyn--> Intelligent
Hadyn--> Son of the thorstein troll
Kalyn--> Son of Kara
Odin--> God of the Sky... HELL YEAH!
Stein
Theryn
 
Leatherface said:
Here are some that I came up with so far (some even have meanings):

Almarick
Algernon
Zebes ( :) ) planet in Metroid. heh.
Arkyn--> Son of the eternal king
Davyn--> Intelligent
Hadyn--> Son of the thorstein troll
Kalyn--> Son of Kara
Odin--> God of the Sky... HELL YEAH!
Stein
Theryn
Oh shit just change it to Frodo the Hobbit while you're at it.
 

aparisi2274

Member
Mike Ramrod

Mike Stiffington

Mike Anal-eeze

Mike Fox

Mike steel

Mike rosencrantz

Mike Gildenstern

Mike London

Mike Craps
 
Mike Hussein and Mike Bin Ladin both have some nice rings to them.

If you don't like those for whatever reason, the ladies will be crawling all over you if you're known as Mikey McLargepenis
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Leatherface said:
That's right. I want to change it my last name. I'm sick of being associated with my fathers side of the family when I don't even know him or his side. I want to start my own line, from scratch damn it! Make my own family! So I ask you GAF brothers(and sisters). What shall I change my last name to? I would like something with a nice ring to it. Something that sounds cool to say, and most importantly it must work well with "Michael" or "Mike" since that is my first name.


P.s. - I thought about "Knight" already jokers. :)


What's wrong with 'leatherface'? Mike Leatherface. That'd be cool. You could become an evil villain and terrorize cities. You could even wear a cape.

OR, switch to Xavier. Michael Xavier aKa BAD FUCKIN ASS. Mike Xaviers sweet sweet badasssssssss name.
 
Michael Odinson has a nice ring to it.

But seriously, how hard is it to change your last name?

What are the complications you have to deal with?
 

android

Theoretical Magician
Take your mother's name. I assume she raised you, so it would be a nice tribute by carrying on her family name. If not I vote for Hitler or Stalin. They will always be a great topic at parties.
 
android said:
Take your mother's name. I assume she raised you, so it would be a nice tribute by carrying on her family name. If not I vote for Hitler or Stalin. They will always be a great topic at parties.

I dismissed Hitler because it doesn't sound right with Mike.

Stalin, however, I didn't even think of. Mike Stalin sounds horrible.
But Michael Stalin, on the other hand...

Good job.

You're changing your name to Michael Stalin. DO IT NOW!
 
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