if ducks followed you home would you keep them?

One or two I'd keep, specially if they were ducklings.

More than that I'd probably have to make some barbecues to manage.
 
I saved a small dog from the middle of a six lane highway at night. It followed me home, so I kept it. Then somebody stole it a few weeks later. :messenger_crying:
 
They acted like they were raised by a human. If it wasn't that guy's pet ducks it was someone else in his neighborhood.

yeah I would have feed them, reminded me of my Duck's when growing up.
 
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Haha ducks are goofy bastards.

I owned one, if it ran out of cracked corn and it was 3AM it would wake the neighborhood up to let everyone know it had no cracked corn.
 
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Real life duck hunt?

Yes please!!!!
 
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On the one hand, raising your very own war ducks is cool. On the other hand, there's gonna be a loooooooot of poop.
 
Sure, I want some new ducks. Ones that won't try to bite. Ones that won't chew a hole in my socks. Ones that won't quack all night.
 
Waterfowl are the cutest fowl. I love the fat Canadian geese that hang around here year-round. They give absolutely zero fucks and will stand in the road honking back at cars that dare to honk at them
 


If the ducks are willing to accept you instead of targeting you the day their conquest start. I would gladly accept it.

And my dream job would be one the human allowed in this geese march:

 


If the ducks are willing to accept you instead of targeting you the day their conquest start. I would gladly accept it.

And my dream job would be one the human allowed in this geese march:


well now we know how gordon ramsey season his ducks before cooking. (min 0.25)
 
Nope, I had a dog and a stray cat follow me home, but I didn't adopt any of them just because they picked me. Same when a friend wanted to find home for unplanned kittens. I'm a one pet guy and adopting an animal for me is a carefully planned decision.
 
A duck would be a terrible pet unless you are willing to build them a habitat. Birds don't have sphincters so they can't hold it in. A duck is a bird and will poop everywhere and be proud of it. Not to mention they rape indiscriminately with their humongous corkscrew duck cocks.
 
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