If Red Dead Redemption 2 was made by Ubisoft...

It wouldn't... Ubisoft is incapable if creating something with this level of quality (i dont like RDR2, but i would be a idiot if i try to deny its objective qualities).
 
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Amazingly well done and makes me want to replay RDR2 at the same time.

Love the use of the Far Cry 5 menu theme, that game has some legit great music.
 
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You know what makes it really funny ? That it's all true.
Every now and then they make little gems like Valiant hearts but the rest of their "products" might as well burn all down.

Fuck Ubisoft and their copy-pasted, bloated, OCD and ADHD-inducing, preachy and politically correct bullshit slop.
 
No, that's still too high bar to be considered Ubislop. It need a few more screen icons at all times a huge minimap that looks horrendous and a compass. Good effort though.
 
Bahahahahaha!!!
Will Smith Thats Funny GIF by MOODMAN
 
Love the use of the Far Cry 5 menu theme, that game has some legit great music.
I was surprised when I first saw how many views on youtube the music videos from that game have.
They're really popular, probably because like you said the music is actually really good.




And regarding the main topic from this thread, I threw up a little in my mouth but it was really well done. Someone should send this to ubisoft, they could learn a few lessons from this if they actually tried.
 
I think aside from Bloodborne this is my most wanted 60fps patch for a game. I'd gladly buy at $45 or less for updated visuals for ps5/pro.

I don't want to play at 30fps and I've been playing infinitely less on my pc so I can't be bothered to sit at a desk after a day of work to play a game.

I think this same meme existed for elden ring too right?
 
And this is why I agree with Nintendo that I should wait a month before buying any of Ubi's games

Or maybe a year or two.

Or whenever they go back to making good games that arent asscreed
 
Well made video, very funny. What's true is how insufferable their tutorials are. Modern ubisoft is garbage.
 
They even used that awful-looking font that Ubisoft practically uses in all their games
And the 4 buttons on the lower left hud 🤌

On the second thought when you look at UBI's logo, it looks like someone is putting a gun to your face.
Almost like being robbed at gun point (by a French executive) which is exactly how i feel when i buy one of their games.
 
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If Rockstar bought Ubisoft they'd rename it Rockstar Saint-Mandé and Ubisoft games stamped with the Rockstar logo would ship as 'Rockstar' games.
 
This game would've been an absolute beast if they didn't go for a cross-gen release and kneecapped their PS4/Xbox one versions in the process.

It's insane how bad Ubi fumbled this one.

It got too much stick for its serious tone, I really think it was oozing with atmosphere and just like AC before it, would've done well with a refined sequel carrying it on and capitalising on the potental. I did find Watch_Dogs 2 to be a really fun game, but it completely lost me on the characters and "hey cool kids" writing, would've been much better off as a spin-off with the more serious vibe / darker atmosphere carried on though the main release/s. I really hope they revisit it again someday

Unfortunately seems to be another case of a publisher/developer taking something with potential, doing a bad job at it and then assuming the market isn't interested in the property as a whole, when in reality they just weren't receptive to the flaws and patchy execution.
 
1 positive, and I can't believe I'm giving Ubisoft credit over Rockstar (it is Rockstars own self inflicted issue to be fair.....fuck Ubisoft) is that maybe the game will have functioning up-to-date controls that dont feel like you are playing Rock Band just to slightly turn your character and use a step that's ankle high without your character either getting stuck or ragdolling onto their face. Why is it always so difficult?
 
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