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[PleaseDontBanMe]

It might take a thousand years just to get a dial up internet connection up and running

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Tranquil]

Do you smoke marijuana?

 

[Shadowplay1979]

Only gaf members left? Society wont be getting back together

 

[Joyful]

im sure someone here has some survival guides, books on agriculture, shit like that
even manga volumes of dr stone would help

 

[CloudNull]

Shit we would have a working network up and running within a week. There are some smart fuckers on gaf who work in IT. Some doctors and passionate economist as well. We also have plenty of the village idiots around as well that will consume all the products that the adults create.

We back to normal in 3 months tops.

 

[bender]

3 days.

 

[West Texas CEO]

We also have plenty of the village idiots around as well that will consume all the products that the adults create.

Guilty.

 

[Ikutachi]

30 minutes.

 

[hemo memo]

The problem is that it is impossible for all to agree on something so it might take a very long time.

 

[A.Romero]

I don't think there is enough people to guarantee survival of the species.

If we were all transported to one place and all infrastructure is intact, we might be able to survive a couple of generations. Otherwise humanity ends with us.

 

[Sakura]

People as well? There probably aren't enough girls on gaf to get society back up.

 

[CherryFalls]

The problem is that it is impossible for all to agree on something so it might take a very long time.

This is why hierarchy & order is so important.

 

[Coolwhhip]

So the world disappears and you have a few socially awkward gamers floating in space?

 

[wondermega]

Ohhh I love weirdo hypotheticals like this. Ok so we have like 150k registered members right? Man, that is nothing. And what percentage of them actually have any idea about how true infrastructure works? I mean, for the most part, we'd all be inheriting a world that would rapidly deteriorate around us as things fell into disrepair/out of maintenance. A giant percentage of people would likely starve and die pretty quickly.. turn feral, etc. There'd no doubt be a lot of hostility, I expect there'd be territorial spats/hoarding of resources and a giant amount of the people who are left would die in months, if not weeks. I don't think people would go completely extinct, but basically those who would survive would probably be the strongest/bravest/those who could do well in the wild. Probably farmers and such, people who are used to living kind of out in the sticks already. Would love to see a movie about something like this, although it would certainly be depressing (yes, I know about The Stand, which I enjoyed, but that is still too supernatural).

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I can build things, moan and smoke a lot, would that help?

I need Sundays off though.

 

[INC]

At least a few months , since I'd murder you all and eat you

 

[Dr.Morris79]

At least a few months , since I'd murder you all and eat you

It's true. I heard what he done to Billie, saw the state of Dillion, and poor Blain

One ugly motherfucker.

 

[INC]

It's true. I heard what he done to Billie, saw the state of Dillion, and poor Blain

One ugly motherfucker.

 

[dr_octagon]

everybody would be too busy creating real life memes

 

[Coolwhhip]

If only gamers remain that's kinda like opposite natural selection. It would be bad.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Wait, would this mean that any Tik Tok users here that wouldnt be getting their fix be acting out weird dance routines in real life, in front of us?

..Could we allow that? I dont think we could, no.

 

[NahaNago]

 

[Porcile]

Where are the women? lol

 

[West Texas CEO]

Where are the women? lol

Ailynn will be all we need.

 

[Birdo]

Social credit should be based on reaction scores

Everyone in the top 20 gets to live like kings.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Social credit should be based on reaction scores

Everyone in the top 20 gets to live like kings.

3/4-ths of the top 20 are banned

 

[Mattyp]

Only gaf members left? Society wont be getting back together

You highly discount the ability of our combined autism and shit posting.

3/4-ths of the top 20 are banned

This is what happens when one provokes the commoners once to many and off with the head.

 

[MudoSkills]

My immediate priority would be to make sure weekly UK sales figures are up and running ASAP.

 

[Kimahri]

At least a few months , since I'd murder you all and eat you

Those are some famous last words for the first casualty of war.

 

[INC]

Those are some famous last words for the first casualty of war.

Want some candy?

 

[Ailynn]

Ailynn will be all we need.

I would certainly do everything I could to keep everyone comfortable and as happy as possible under the circumstances, but I'm afraid I unfortunately wouldn't be much help in repopulating the human race.

 

[HarryKS]

I would drink some cyanide.

 

[SidViscous]

The butt thread folk would gather on a remote island and turn it into a high-tech utopia, within the decade we would have a space elevator and be expanding beyond the stars. Tits thread folk would still be living in ruins eating rat soup.

Nobody knows what happened to the tights thread folk, and to be honest, no-one cares.

 

[BigBooper]

We would go extinct because nobody would socialize, just stare at each other across the room, and very rarely touch their shoulder as they walk past.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Whenever NeoGAF is done discussing pornography.

 

[haxan7]

We'd all work together to build sex robots because there aren't enough girls here for us all to bang.

 

[Ballthyrm]

Books are technology and so is writing.
If we only have our memories, I guess 1000 years.

Maybe more if our descendants are really dumb.

I don't think there a lot of farmers and hunters around here so we'll probably all starve to death before then.
So maybe, no civilisation at all.

If we have books, then it's a different ballgame.
I think 150-200 years to get it all back.

 

[EverydayBeast]

One year, people think the rebuilding would take long but the backup generators would kick in.

 

[epicnemesis]

I hope the Asian guy from Jurassic park is a lurker.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

People as well? There probably aren't enough girls on gaf to get society back up.

aka


Some Gaf Men would evolve to get pregnant

 

[T8SC]

17 hours, 43 minutes.

 

[haxan7]

aka


Some Gaf Men would evolve to get pregnant

I've been trying for years now and Richard Packer still isn't with child

 

[Rest]

There would be no women, so humans would just die out.

 

[Richard Packer]

I've been trying for years now and Richard Packer still isn't with child

You just like the wrong hole.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I would drink some cyanide.

I used to think the lyrics to Bob Marley's "Jammin" were .....

"Cyanide would see you through"

time stamped

 

[DeafTourette]

It might take a thousand years just to get a dial up internet connection up and running

It would end right then and there because it's almost a 100% sausage fest on here ... Just a ton of males and the few women aren't here anymore.

 

[bender]

I would certainly do everything I could to keep everyone comfortable and as happy as possible under the circumstances, but I'm afraid I unfortunately wouldn't be much help in repopulating the human race.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Humanity's extinction would be assured due to not enough genetic diversity.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Only gaf members left? Society wont be getting back together

If gaf members had to repopulate that sole female gaf poster best lube up, she’s in for a rough ride.