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[tedtropy]

Personally, I think I'd like to be a thong, but...you know, a thong that could switch owners on-the-fly for when the particular ass I'm inhabiting is getting a bit too sweaty or owned by a, shall we say, robust woman. That failing, house cats seem to have a pretty sweet setup.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Whenever I see statements like this ... I think of Prince Charles and how he said he wanted to be (his lover Camille) her tampon.


It's digusting on so many levels. What makes it worse, is that he was trying to be seriously sexy, his high profile, and he looks like Alfred E. Newman.


(I think SNL did a skit on this once, where they had an actor actually get in a life sized tampon .. it was hilarious)

 

[Crispy]

On one hand I'd like to be a housecat...but...I don't want to be castrated! So I guess I'll be a monkey then.

 

[Phoenix]

Another human being - next

 

[Tuvoc]

a vampire...

 

[olimario]

William H. Macy

 

[tedtropy]

On one hand I'd like to be a housecat...but...I don't want to be castrated! So I guess I'll be a monkey then.

Yeah, but once you've hurled your feces like two or three dozen times it probably gets kind of old and dissapointing...

 

[LakeEarth]

"I'd be a butterfly... because no one ever suspects the butterfly!!"

"I didn't burn down the school, it was the Butterfly I tell you! THE BUTTERFLY!"

 

[DarienA]

a vampire...

Vampire gets my vote.

 

[tedtropy]

"I'd be a butterfly... because no one ever suspects the butterfly!!"

"I didn't burn down the school, it was the Butterfly I tell you! THE BUTTERFLY!"

I have to strain really hard to remember when the The Simpsons was that good. I don't think I've made it a point to watch the new episodes in probably three or four years now.

 

[lost_insaniti]

I'd be the third locker from the right in the girls dressing room of my high school.

 

[Blackie]

Being reincarnated as an olympic quality athlete with a ginormous IQ and billion dollar inheritance would be my pick.

Oh and also this would be far in the future, where hover cars and virtual reality have become possible.

 

[lilraylewis]

A badass hawk

 

[olimario]

A badass hawk

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=32021&highlight=hawks

Hawks are badass

 

[wobedraggled]

A hot and totally braindead chick.

I've done the smart un-hot guy thing, wanna try the other end of the spectrum

 

[belgurdo]

Venereal disease.

At least maybe I could get into some hot girls then

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Dolphin. ^^

 

[Arwen]

"I'd be a butterfly... because no one ever suspects the butterfly!!"

"I didn't burn down the school, it was the Butterfly I tell you! THE BUTTERFLY!"

:lol

First thing that came to my mind when I read the thread topic.

 

[cloudwalking]

Dolphin. ^^

That would be really cool... having the whole ocean to do as you please in, and dolphins are damn smart too.

Besides that, I'd want to be some sort of bird. Being able to fly would be the best.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

A cat!
But yeah...I'd like to be able to keep my balls please...

 

[beto]

 

[Flynn]

"I'd like to be a desert plant," Seth Morley said. "That could see the sun all day. I want to be growing. Perhaps a cactus on some warm world. Where no one will bother me."
"Agreed."
"And sleep," Seth Morley said. "I want to be asleep but still aware of the sun and myself."
"That is the way with all plants," the Intercessor said. "They sleep. And yet they know themselves to exist. Very well."
He held out his hand to Seth Morley. "Come along."

From A Maze of Death by Phillip K. Dick

 

[Diablos]

I'd love to be a human again, but that's being spoiled. A peaceful, friendly animal like a dog or cat would be just fine. They never look like they have much to worry about, and as long as they have a good owner, life comes reeaaalll easy for them.

 

[dskillzhtown]

A pet hyena or baboon.

 

[Diablos]

:lol I remember those. Anyone have those pics somewhere

 

[demi]

Somebody successful.

 

[The Faceless Master]

a white guy

just to see what it feels like...

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

Super Saiyan Trunks or Zelda

 

[APerfectCircle]

a well of- average person in a different culture. Say one of Spain, Japan or Brasil would suit me well. A guy that gets a hot girlfriend would be all good too.

 

[Manabanana]

A giant squid, a finch, or a raven. Maybe there's some other awesome undiscovered sea monster that's cooler than a giant squid, but for now...

"My god I'm bored...I think I'll eat a fucking whale."

 

[kumanoki]

Didja ever watch Dead Like Me?

 

[Memles]

:lol

First thing that came to my mind when I read the thread topic.

Same with me; I just watched a Simpsons episode, mind you, so that's my excuse.

No real answer for the question, to be honest...I hate thinking about death to begin with.

 

[Chony]

Yup.