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Vieo

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Question 1: A Dog. Do you think you would win? (As for the type of dog, a pitbull, a rottweiler, or a great dane. Your choice.) :D

Question 2: A Gorrilla AND you were allowed to bring in one type of dog to help you fight the gorilla, what type of dog would you bring? And do you think you would win? :D


EDIT: As for where you fight, you have to fight in a circle arena that's maybe about 50 feet in diameter and the walls are 20 feet high and unscalable. =P

DOUBLE EDIT: Ok, you can bring a baseball bat with you when you fight the gorilla. =P
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
We used to raise Rotts, so I'm not scared of any dog because they're stupid and can be easily out smarted.

As for the dog I'd bring w/ me...

A 'hood' raised, neglected pitbull. Lock jaw!
 
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pestul

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1) I would beat down the dog (as long as it wasn't a surprise attack) *any of the choices
2) No chance against a gorilla with or without a dog.. they're just monsters.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
I'd love to see a Gorilla in real-life action. Reality TV was better back when Fox aired sh!t like 'When Animals Attack! IV'.

Any Silverback Gorilla gootage out there? Why are Gorilla's not King of the Jungle if they're so bad ass?
 
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pestul

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There is a video floating around where a guy goes into a Gorilla pen.. is swatted and dies instantly. At least I think there is.. unless I was dreaming it.
 
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Ripclawe

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Vieo said:
Question 1: A Dog. Do you think you would win? (As for the type of dog, a pitbull, a rottweiler, or a great dane. Your choice.) :D

Question 2: A Gorrilla AND you were allowed to bring in one type of dog to help you fight the gorilla, what type of dog would you bring? And do you think you would win? :D


EDIT: As for where you fight, you have to fight in a circle arena that's maybe about 50 feet in diameter and the walls are 20 feet high and unscalable. =P

DOUBLE EDIT: Ok, you can bring a baseball bat with you when you fight the gorilla. =P
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Gorilla would kill you, the dog you have, and the dog given to him and break the bat in half.
 
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COCKLES

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There's a reason they Brutes are the biggest badarses in Halo 2.

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Cloudy

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I'd take my chances with any dog over a gorilla, man. You can kinda kick a dog into submission and it's only attack point is it's jaws. A gorilla can bite, punch, kick, choke.... >_<

Your dog would haul ass after the gorilla started on you :lol
 
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NLB2

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Dog no problem. I'm too tall for a pitbull to go for my neck, so it would probably just clamp onto my arm or leg, giving me the opportunity to strangle it. I'd take a rottweiler against a gorrila. Use the dog as a decoy and attack the gorrile from behind with the baseball bat. Probably wouldn't be able to knock it out with one blow, but when it turns its attention to you, the dog could start annoying it with multiple bites. I don't know how I'd defend against a gorrila's attacks, though. I can't imagine they're strikes are very fast. Probably just like a large person's who has no boxing training. However if the gorrila is able to take me to the ground I'd be screwed. I wish there were videos of gorillas fighting somewhere online.
 
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duderon

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NLB2 said:
I can't imagine they're strikes are very fast. Probably just like a large person's who has no boxing training.
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Except they are x times stronger than any person. There's a reason why there is no footage of gorrilas fighting...
 
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shuri

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I was never attacked a dog but I had one, but i guess that if you could manage to get it to attack your arm, a solid hammer style hit with your fist on the top of the skull near the eye area would blind it / stun it. A solid hit on the muzzle would be effecient.
 
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BigJonsson

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We've all seen Donkey Kong in action....

It's game over vs a Human :p


At the Zoo I've seen a silverback get pissed at a kid tapping on the glass so the Gorilla turned around and slammed the glass with both hands, it was crazy
 
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Loki

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All you guys saying that once the dog "got a solid bite" on your arm or leg, you'd "hit it or choke it" to make it relinquish its grip....errr, no. :p I've never fought one, but I imagine that the key to taking on a dog would be to NOT LET IT ever get its jaws locked on you; to that end, quick movements would be key, or, failing that, wildly flailing about. I'd like to say that I could take a dog, but it would depend on the dog. The thing is, even if you could keep it from getting a bite on you, you'd eventually just run out of energy, because you simply cannot hurt certain breeds of dogs.


My best friend has a 135 pound bull mastiff named Sammy, and there is no way that you are gonna inflict any sort of damage on this beast. He's solid as a rock, and when he was around 100 pounds, the breeder who he got the dog from told him to knee the dog in the face if he jumps up on you (they do it playfully, but because they're so big and strong, it's not annoying-- it's dangerous); my friend looked at the breeder like "WTF!?"-- he didn't wanna knee his dog in the face/jaw. But one visit to the breeder, and Sammy jumped up on the breeder, and then the next time, the breeder kneed him in the face, and that was the end of that. The breeder said that they don't even feel it. Since then, my friend has kneed/hit him in the head a few times (maybe 3 times in the past year) when he jumps up, and he says that the dog barely registers it, and my friend is a big guy.


My other friend's dad got bit by a pit bull on his wrist, and he had a wrench handy and was literally hitting the pit bull in the head with the wrench as hard as he could, and the thing didn't budge. So people who are saying that they'll hit the dog and the dog will back off are sadly mistaken. :D


And a freaking gorilla...I can't even imagine. I've never even seen a gorilla fight on National Geographic Channel or Discovery-- must be a rare thing. I wonder if a gorilla could take a bengal tiger. :D
 
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Deleted member 1235

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haha. face it a dog and a gorilla would own us all.

but then our brains = guns = wins.
 
Malakhov

Malakhov

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Loki said:
My other friend's dad got bit by a pit bull on his wrist, and he had a wrench handy and was literally hitting the pit bull in the head with the wrench as hard as he could, and the thing didn't budge. So people who are saying that they'll hit the dog and the dog will back off are sadly mistaken. :D
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The pit bull has a bitting power of 2400 to 2500 lbs. per square inch, they also have a locking mechanism in their jaw, once they grab hold, they normally won't let go, they'll keep biting and shaking. They're a f'king deadly weapon.
 
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Triumph

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I'd like to think that I could fuck up any dog that I had to fight.

As for what dog I would bring for back up against a gorilla(as if it would matter), I'm going with ole Cujo here:

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way more

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A 135 pound chimp has been measured to pull 1,200 lbs with one hand. I'm sure a gorilla could easily manage a ton.
 
Malakhov

Malakhov

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Claus said:
It's not too hard to break a dogs neck. It can only go up so far before the spine snaps.
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Comments like that makes me laugh. Most of you wouldn't last a few seconds against a well built and trained pitbull. I also include me in there and I have no shame, like I said, they're lethal weapons.
 
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Claus

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Malakhov said:
Comments like that makes me laugh. Most of you wouldn't last a few seconds against a well built and trained pitbull. I also include me in there and I have no shame, like I said, they're lethal weapons.
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Because most people panic when attacked. Every dog has a weak point. Ears, eyes, neck, and, if it's male, the balls. Pitbulls are vicious but they aren't invulnerable.
 
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bionic77

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A Gorilla would tear a dog or human in half.

I think if you knew what you were doing and you had some sort of club you could handle almost any dog (but you would royally fucked if you screwed up even a little bit, hence the "if you knew what you were doing" bit).
 
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UltimateMarioMan

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Question 2: A Gorrilla AND you were allowed to bring in one type of dog to help you fight the gorilla, what type of dog would you bring? And do you think you would win?
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Does the dog have to be alive? Can it be a zombie dog? :D
 
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Zaptruder

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What about a real fight between a lion and a gorilla?

Yes... I also think a human with a good blade would fuck all kinds of shit up. Multiple humans with spears would also do the job :p
 
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NLB2

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I've always wanted to see a hippo fight a rhino. That would be awesome, but I think the Rhino would win. Its basically a dinosaur, after all.
 
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NLB2

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Malakhov said:
The pit bull has a bitting power of 2400 to 2500 lbs. per square inch, they also have a locking mechanism in their jaw, once they grab hold, they normally won't let go, they'll keep biting and shaking. They're a f'king deadly weapon.
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You seem to know quite a bit about dogs. What would prevent a person from just choking them with their free arm?
 
Malakhov

Malakhov

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NLB2 said:
You seem to know quite a bit about dogs. What would prevent a person from just choking them with their free arm?
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It would take more than chocking a pitbull with a free arm while it has bitten you elsewhere. He won't let go, no matter how freaking hard you hit on it.

The trick is to avoid getting bite (no shite huh?) by grabbing the dog by the back of the neck with one hand and by the skin or fur at the base of the spine with the other and you freaking pull as hard as you can while pointing him away from you so you won't be in his reach. It's easier said than done though.

There's always a chance that the dog will get to you if you're not quick enough hence why I said most of the people in here would get destroyed by a pitbull.
 
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Litigation Manuel

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UltimateMarioMan said:
Does the dog have to be alive? Can it be a zombie dog? :D
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NO! Then you could get a zombie gorilla! That would suck! And who could control a zombie dog? No one! It could turn against you! Zombies know no alliances, they have no friends! They're zombies!
 
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