LOL, I've watched this a dozen times. If you work retail, then this video is a blueprint on some canned responses you can give your customers (most likely if you want to lose your job or just don't care).
I used to work here.... I used to be happy.
The manager doesn't know what's going on. Haven't you worked anywhere?
Its cheaper somewhere else. Then go there.
I've worked in retail/hospitality all my life and this video is so therapeutic.
I wish customers were manifested as one big neck, so I could choke the shit out of all of them.
I worked retail in high school and college. The pay was atrocious, the customers sucked, but the "getting off work" feeling was glorious and beat any other job I've ever had. Combination of knowing you can go home and put your feet up after being on them all day, and also immediately mentally "clocking out" and not having to give a fuck about anything as soon as you physically clock out.
Tip for the whole world: never ever use the “It must be free” line to a retail person. It’s never been funny, and not even the most charismatic motherfucker on the planet can change that.