Can I truly ask you anything?Yes, Novemebr 27th is my actual birthday. I share my birthday with Bruce Lee.
You’ll regret every chick you have a chance to bang and you don’t pull the trigger on, even the chunky ones.I'm 23. Can you give me any solid life advice?
Invest in precious metals. Always do something that makes you happy. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.I'm 23. Can you give me any solid life advice?
I'm 23. Can you give me any solid life advice?
Yes.Can I truly ask you anything?
anytime.Thanks for making me feel better
How far, in inches, do your testicles hang from the floor?The title says it all.
Oh totally, I had this weird feeling that Grandpa Simpson quote would really start to ring true, "I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" Hasn't happened yet.As someone who already 40 have ya started to notice people are just young and you're not actually any different from when you was in your 20's.
about 26"How far, in inches, do your testicles hang from the floor?
That was too quick to be accurate. Now I’m going to need a picture with a tape measure for accuracy.about 26"
I'm 23. Can you give me any solid life advice?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Part of me wants to say, "unfortunately," but if I'm being completely honest, I know I have a lot to be thankful for.People really live that long?
I've got a thing where I've got this crazy pressure behind my left eye. It's been there for over a week now. Doc says she thinks it's either sinusitis or a tumor lol. She didn't have the equipment to do imaging for the head, so she's going with sinusitis, which I have had literally thousands of times over the years and it's never felt remotely like this, but eh what do I know? I'm sorry about your migraines brethren, I get bad headaches too, though not with eye swelling and blood. Sounds awful.I suffer from what's known as cluster migrines, which is like getting four or five migraines at once. The last time I got one, about six months ago, it was just behind my left eye, I had a bad nose bleed and my left eye swelled shut for about six hours.
Sex drive is still pretty good.
It does not, people posting it are 22.Some of these comments are a little too pessimistic in my opinion lol. Assuming you've taken care of your health by not smoking or doing hard drugs and living a relatively normal life, does 40 really have to sound so bad?
They recommend Finger Mouse at 50 onwards here in the UK.I plan to in the New Year.
How much Lego can you fit up your bum before passing out?Yes.
I turned 40 in September. I just eat clean most of the time and exercise three days a week. I don't touch alcohol or recreational drugs so I shouldn't break down for awhile yet lol.Given how downhill it went from my 30's onwards, I don't even want to imagine what will happen in the 40's...
Ps. I turned 37 this month.
Is that Alex Navarro?Happy 40th, you must now play Edward 40 hands.
Normally on Wednesday afternoons.Do you ever just get a hankerin for an egg salad sandwich?
Still have a full head of hair and not a single grey...yet.How’s the ole hair line holding up?
Happy Birthday!
I hope to go into retirement mode over the next ten years somewhat slowly. Just spend more time between projects and slowly write more about film theory than actual film/TV scripts.The retirement age in the UK wil soon be 68. Assuming you have looked after yourself you are less than half way through your life. What are you going to do in second half? Happy Birthday!
25 medium-sized ones, 12 large and about 15 tires, and then I pass out from the pain (which is just so close to pleasure).How much Lego can you fit up your bum before passing out?
I rarely get blood or swelling, just in rare cases, like one every five or six years.I've got a thing where I've got this crazy pressure behind my left eye. It's been there for over a week now. Doc says she thinks it's either sinusitis or a tumor lol. She didn't have the equipment to do imaging for the head, so she's going with sinusitis, which I have had literally thousands of times over the years and it's never felt remotely like this, but eh what do I know? I'm sorry about your migraines brethren, I get bad headaches too, though not with eye swelling and blood. Sounds awful.
About 35 per hour.If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
I smoked and drank. I'm over 40. Was a stupid idea, it does fuck you up. Gives you nerve damage, plus two taxis hit me Gave me ataxia (brain damage) i'm in constant pain. When I in hospital, told male nurse I needed to urinate. Fucker took my cock out and directed it at a cardboard cup. I was humiliated. I didn't give permission. Im not gay, could have pissed in cup myself. Was just in shock.Some of these comments are a little too pessimistic in my opinion lol. Assuming you've taken care of your health by not smoking or doing hard drugs and living a relatively normal life, does 40 really have to sound so bad?
Is that Alex Navarro?
We’ll keep it nice and cool for you.Enjoy the morgue, oldie!
i'm only 5 years behind you.We’ll keep it nice and cool for you.
Now this is how most of these pessimists commenting view 40 year olds. Broken down and dealing with multiple health conditions and injuries.I smoked and drank. I'm over 40. Was a stupid idea, it does fuck you up. Gives you nerve damage, plus two taxis hit me Gave me ataxia (brain damage) i'm in constant pain. When I in hospital, told male nurse I needed to urinate. Fucker took my cock out and directed it at a cardboard cup. I was humiliated. I didn't give permission. Im not gay, could have pissed in cup myself. Was just in shock.
Still alive though.
I simply lived too hard, although taxis hitting me did a real number on my health. One dude smacked me crossing road when had green man, lights were red.Now this is how most of these pessimists commenting view 40 year olds. Broken down and dealing with multiple health conditions and injuries.