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I'm afraid of apples

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Great King Bowser

Property of Kaz Harai
Does that make me abnormal?

Now it's not apples per se, jus the texture.

I cannot go eat an apple with skin on. I can barely eat them with the skin shaved off.

I see people just pick up an apple and bite into it and I'm like wtf?

Seriously, just thinking about biting an apple with skin on makes me cringe and my hairs stand up.

It's something to do with the feeling of biting an apple, when I just think about it I can 'feel' them on my teeth and it makes me cringe.

Anyone else out there with appleskinphobia? :(
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
Apples are good for ya.

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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
I have that problem.

But with dogshit instead of apples.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
I'm not afraid of them, but I don't like them. Give me mostly any other fruit instead.

A good plum or apricot kicks ass, and the pluot (plum/apricot mix) is godly.
 

slayn

needs to show more effort.
I'm the same way bows. I think it stemmed from the fact that every time I ever tried to bite into an apple it hurt my gums =\
 

XS+

Banned
Apples and most other fruits definitely taste better peeled and chopped. Plus I usually cut my gums when I eat whole apples. Yeowch.
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
sounds to me like you are suffering supressed memories, possibly due to an incident involving a wiggly tooth during your childhood.

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Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Funky Papa said:
I have the same problem with peaches. Go figure.

What!? I could damn near make love to some peach skin. So sweet, soft, and slightly fuzzy.
 

Chopin Trusty Balls

First casualty in the war on idioticy.
Yeah,i hate the sound Apples make when you chew them,gives me the same feeling as if someone was scratch glass with a piece of metal.
 

NohWun

Member
I was going to make some silly computer joke, but instead I'll offer fruit-eating advice:

Slice the apple into wedges. That way, when you bite into it, the peel won't get stuck between your teeth. Also, it avoids the problem of the apple getting less tasty as you work towards the center.

Find and eat only the best apples. Apples that are overripe and not crisp are nasty.
Apples that are underripe are bland tasting or else too sour.
 

Celicar

Banned
I took a bite of an apple last week and it was all black on the inside. Tasted gross. I am weary of eating them too.
 

Zaptruder

Banned
I've stumbled upon the end of the universe!

Not just one person confessing an abnormality, but multiple people agreeing with him!
 
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