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[olimario]

College doesn't start for over a month.
My job doesn't start for a week.
I'm living in a town where the only thing to do is go out to eat. It's hicksville.

My neighbors are cool to hang with when they're around, which isn't often, and my friends won't be visiting for awhile since it's such a drive up.

WHAT TO DO?!

 

[Incognito]

I'd fuck the girlfriend that is living with me. But that's just the hetero in me talking...

 

[Musashi Wins!]

where's that hot chick you were refusing to diddle?

 

[olimario]

She lives with me, but no fucking until we marry... which will be soon, hopefully.

 

[demi]

Sing me a song, Olimario.

Draw me a picture, Olimario.

Take my picture, Olimario.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

 

[fart]

if i were you oli i'd shut the fuck up

 

[LM4sure]

HOT

 

[JPRaup]

voyeurism for a month

 

[Keyser Soze]

DANCE!

 

[tt_deeb]

Well, new Stella episode on at 10:30.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I don't know......help your fellow man in some way? Habitat for Humanity, Nursing Home volunteering....soup kitchens...

Or create BloodRayne fanfic like I would do...

 

[olimario]

I don't know......help your fellow man in some way? Habitat for Humanity, Nursing Home volunteering....soup kitchens...

Or create BloodRayne fanfic like I would do...

You know, I did Habitat in High School and I forgot all about it once I left.
That's actually a really great idea. I had so much fun with that.

 

[Escape Goat]

Go take pictures of unsuspecting citizens and post them on GAF.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Habitat for Humanity: Pick-up chicks and make Jeebus happy at the same time

 

[tedtropy]

She lives with me, but no fucking until we marry... which will be soon, hopefully.

You'll live together in sin, but won't go the extra mile and do the one thing that makes it worth it? Silly olimario. So what's the new job?

 

[goodcow]

Habitat for Humanity: Pick-up chicks and make Jeebus happy at the same time

Chicks who will fuck before marriage.

 

[LM4sure]

i think you can fuck her in the ass. God doesn't look down upon that. you can still get head. that's definitely a-ok. i knew a lot of jewish girls

 

[etiolate]

I hope that's not chocolate frosting on the end.

 

[evil ways]

i think you can fuck her in the ass. God doesn't look down upon that.

Ever heard of Sodom & Gomorrah?

 

[xsarien]

Nothing to do? Impossible.

You could post Photoshopped naked pictures of yourself to an Internet forum! Why, if that doesn't float your boat, you could spy on your philandering neighbors! Or, hey, that girl outside is pretty hot. Why not whip it out (your camera, I mean) and snap a few pictures. She'll never know!

 

[Miguel]

Watch the Astros.

 

[LM4sure]

Ever heard of Sodom & Gomorrah?

No...let me guess. Gomorrah fucked Sodom in the ass and then God smite them?

 

[evil ways]

No...let me guess. Gomorrah fucked Sodom in the ass and then God smite them?

Close, they were 2 cities, both filled with booty lusting, horny folks. They were both burned to the ground.

 

[LM4sure]

Close, they were 2 cities, both filled with booty lusting, horny folks. They were both burned to the ground.

was there much ass fucking that went on in these two fabulous cities?

 

[evil ways]

Sodom------->sodomy.

 

[evilromero]

She lives with me, but no fucking until we marry... which will be soon, hopefully.

Oh my god. Dude, you guys are just setting yourself up for disappointment. It's like anything. You do it a lot and get damn good.

 

[LM4sure]

what if she's a shitty lay. and then you're marrried to her. fuck no! fuck her now, olimario!

 

[Boogie]

I'm living in a town where the only thing to do is go out to eat. It's hicksville.

You don't know shit about what "hicksville" is, Oli. Trust me.

 

[evilromero]

what if she's a shitty lay. and then you're marrried to her. fuck no! fuck her now, olimario!

Exactly. Also, what if she's really a man.

 

[olimario]

You don't know shit about what "hicksville" is, Oli. Trust me.

Oh, I've stopped in enough Texas and Mississippi towns to know what Hicksville is. My town, while being a college towns, has areas as hick as they come.

 

[Boogie]

Oh my god. Dude, you guys are just setting yourself up for disappointment. It's like anything. You do it a lot and get damn good.

Umm, I think that's the theory behind waiting. They don't care if each other are inexperienced because once their married they'll "do it a lot and get damn good".

 

[Boogie]

Oh, I've stopped in enough Texas and Mississippi towns to know what Hicksville is. My town, while being a college towns, has areas as hick as they come.

Are these an everyday sight in your town?

 

[FortNinety]

Oli, or someone, I wanna see the girl. Sees as everyone else has seen, now I want to.

 

[Desperado]

Watch the Astros.

fuck yeah

 

[Vormund]

Go play BF2

 

[karasu]

Ah sweet sweet delusion.

 

[olimario]

Oli, or someone, I wanna see the girl. Sees as everyone else has seen, now I want to.

My girl? Okee doke.
OA says she looks like an anchorwoman

 

[J2 Cool]

My girl? Okee doke.
OA says she looks like an anchorwoman

I think he means your next door neighbor.

 

[Mupepe]

Oli, you live in Huntsville right?? There are fucking parties there all the time.

And Huntsville is hickstown, it has one of the biggest(if not the biggest) prison in texas. "a yuck, we kill people... a lot"

 

[olimario]

Oli, you live in Huntsville right?? There are fucking parties there all the time.

Do tell me where. I guess not during the summer since nobody is here.

 

[Mupepe]

Do tell me where. I guess not during the summer since nobody is here.

Check out the apartment complexes by the SHSU, my brother lives up there, I go up there to see him from Houston. Parties galore man.

 

[Miguel]

You live in Huntsville? I've been there like, once. In 11th grade for a baseball tourney. I think the field was like 1 mile from the Prisons :X

 

[FortNinety]

My girl? Okee doke.
OA says she looks like an anchorwoman

So let me get this straight: you sold naked pics of her at point for a PSP or something?

 

[olimario]

Check out the apartment complexes by the SHSU, my brother lives up there, I go up there to see him from Houston. Parties galore man.

I've checked The Arbors of Sam Houston, but there's hardly anyone there this time of year. I know it's hoppin in the fall, though.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Get a job as a miner. Then strike. While on strike throw 60lb rocks off the freeway overpass onto Taxis.

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

As i said in another thread. Alcohol is your friend, sir!

 

[Mupepe]

I've checked The Arbors of Sam Houston, but there's hardly anyone there this time of year. I know it's hoppin in the fall, though.

Yeah, the Arbors is dead, that's where my brother lives. But there are a few other complexes we go to. I can get specific names and tell you, but in the mean time, just got to houston and go to a bar or club.

 

[bionic77]

Are these an everyday sight in your town?

Boogie do you live in Lancaster, PA?

 

[ocelittle]

Sodom------->sodomy.

Gomorrah------->Gonorrhea