I'm Having Waking Hallucinations

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I passed out on the couch for awhile and when I awoke my roommate was telling how she needed to get ready to to get a UHaul to Albuquerque.

I had a short conversation and went back to sleep.

Then I woke up again, and my friend Chris is standing there mentioning he's going home. It took me a few seconds but then I realized this IS HIS HOME!

Then I fell asleep for a nap again and once again Chris appeared and struck up a longer conversation with me.

Wtf?

Edit: Chris is at work. Riley stays in her bedroom.
 
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I passed out on the couch for awhile and when I awoke my roommate was telling how she needed to get ready to to get a UHaul to Albuquerque.

I had a short conversation and went back to sleep.

Then I woke up again, and my friend Chris is standing there mentioning he's going home. It took me a few seconds but then I realized this IS HIS HOME!

Then I fell asleep for a nap again and once again Chris appeared and struck up a longer conversation with me.

Wtf?

Edit: Chris is at work. Riley stays in her bedroom.

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I mean... are you sure you were actually awake? Sounds like you dreamt all of this.
 
Sounds like some weird sleep paralysis hallucinations. If you weren't sleeping you are having some kind of psychotic episode and should probably see a doctor rather than consulting snarky nerds
 
If I recall, OP is on Ambien right? I don't know enough about it's effects, nor your mental state to make any suggestions other than that you should probably go see a psychiatrist or another related medical professional.
 
I passed out on the couch for awhile and when I awoke my roommate was telling how she needed to get ready to to get a UHaul to Albuquerque.

I had a short conversation and went back to sleep.

Then I woke up again, and my friend Chris is standing there mentioning he's going home. It took me a few seconds but then I realized this IS HIS HOME!

Then I fell asleep for a nap again and once again Chris appeared and struck up a longer conversation with me.

Wtf?

Edit: Chris is at work. Riley stays in her bedroom.
Sounds like you're extremely stressed out or having sleeping issues. Try relaxing and avoiding naps and instead focusing on sleep hygiene. Oh and also don't take drugs.
 
Check your carbon monoxide monitor
 
You know people risk jail time and pump billions into the drug trade chasing the kind of trips you just get for free on your couch. If more people were wired like you, half the cartels would be outta business.
 
I passed out on the couch for awhile and when I awoke my roommate was telling how she needed to get ready to to get a UHaul to Albuquerque.

I had a short conversation and went back to sleep.

Then I woke up again, and my friend Chris is standing there mentioning he's going home. It took me a few seconds but then I realized this IS HIS HOME!

Then I fell asleep for a nap again and once again Chris appeared and struck up a longer conversation with me.

Wtf?

Edit: Chris is at work. Riley stays in her bedroom.
You never woke up, they were dreams
 
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