I'm really scared that Hideo Kojima may get the Coronavirus and (FOX)DIE!

Will Hideo Kojima survive the Coronavirus?


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I'm legit scared for him because just like Old Snake, he's at his last phase of his life. I'm pretty sure he is being protected by Sony Interactive Entertainment, but I can't help it.

I'm worried sick and I hope this stupid CoViD-19 bullshit goes away so we can all pre-order the next gen PlayStation console and look forward to the revival of Silent Hills.
 
His name is Hideo Kojima, but he's Hideo Kojima Bridges, the world is his beach.

He can use his secret clones, to rebuild his body with nanomachines.
 
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His name is Hideo Kojima, but he's Hideo Kojima Bridges, the world is his beach.

He can use his secret clones, to rebuild his body with nanomachines.

After reading this, I'm convinced the combined insanity of Death Stranding and Metal Gear Solid is enough to power Kojima memes for millennia.
 
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I'm legit scared for him because just like Old Snake, he's at his last phase of his life. I'm pretty sure he is being protected by Sony Interactive Entertainment, but I can't help it.

I'm worried sick and I hope this stupid CoViD-19 bullshit goes away so we can all pre-order the next gen PlayStation console and look forward to the revival of Silent Hills.

I would donate every cell of my body and essence of my soul to protect both you and Kojima-san, MHK-San.
 
everything he has done has spoken to this moment in time. he truly is a modern Nostradamus. i think he has already taken precautions, because all of this, he foresaw happening. he tried to tell us through his games.

i was thinking about Social Distancing suddenly now being a huge concept. promoted by national governments! it being the entire point of Death Stranding. holy shit he called that one. we now have rich people heading off to their underground bunkers as delivery persons and service workers take up all the manual labor while the social, cultural, and entertainment sectors completely shut down. Conan O'Brien could literally be going to his bunker rn lol.

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then i thought about the virus. in many ways he predicted a similar situation in MGSV, with the vocal chord parasites, engineered as a global bioweapon that would wipe out populations based on ethnicity, being spread among people that speak a common language. this was a respiratory disease, just like the virus, feeding on the lungs of the host.
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I'm legit scared for him because just like Old Snake, he's at his last phase of his life. I'm pretty sure he is being protected by Sony Interactive Entertainment, but I can't help it.

I'm worried sick and I hope this stupid CoViD-19 bullshit goes away so we can all pre-order the next gen PlayStation console and look forward to the revival of Silent Hills.
He is big boss
 
everything he has done has spoken to this moment in time. he truly is a modern Nostradamus. i think he has already taken precautions, because all of this, he foresaw happening. he tried to tell us through his games.

i was thinking about Social Distancing suddenly now being a huge concept. promoted by national governments! it being the entire point of Death Stranding. holy shit he called that one. we now have rich people heading off to their underground bunkers as delivery persons and service workers take up all the manual labor while the social, cultural, and entertainment sectors completely shut down. Conan O'Brien could literally be going to his bunker rn lol.


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then i thought about the virus. in many ways he predicted a similar situation in MGSV, with the vocal chord parasites, engineered as a global bioweapon that would wipe out populations based on ethnicity, being spread among people that speak a common language. this was a respiratory disease, just like the virus, feeding on the lungs of the host.

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Yoooo, this is amazing!

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You can chill. Or rather worry that he dies in a car accident.

His risk of dying after covid infection is around 1.5 in 100,000, even before we consider he is not old and does not seem to have any underlying health conditions.


But what has been surprising is that the COVID-19 death rate in the country has remained comparatively low at just 1.53 deaths per 100,000 people, according to Johns Hopkins University.

his risk dying in a car accident this year only is 3x higher, 4.1 in 100,000

 
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You can chill. Or rather worry that he dies in a car accident.

His risk of dying after covid infection is around 1.5 in 100,000, even before we consider he is not old and does not seem to have any underlying health conditions.




his risk dying in a car accident this year only is 3x higher, 4.1 in 100,000

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You can chill. Or rather worry that he dies in a car accident.

His risk of dying after covid infection is around 1.5 in 100,000, even before we consider he is not old and does not seem to have any underlying health conditions.




his risk dying in a car accident this year only is 3x higher, 4.1 in 100,000


Press Start to access the Survival Viewer and then go to CURE and treat that COVID now, Snake!
 
lol @ the poll
I think it will be all good.
But i understand your fear OP, i hope Tarantino will be also healthy.
 
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Because this thread is crazy, I will post some old Kojima pics from the Japanese '90s magazines.
Some old Kojima glory back from 1996...










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