I keep hearing that Star Trek: Voyager is....unwatchable. If it's true, how so?
first and foremost Voyager is awful because the crew, flesh and blood of all ST, is so incredibly BORING, inept, completely devoid of charisma. You have one indian guy who is the goddamned First Officer and he spends his time clicking on his laptop doing absolutely nothing; maybe he tryinna solve a legendary equation and find his purpose somewhere in space; the only thing he ever does is building a wooden tub for Janeway, which is telling, and he doesn't even get the P;
then you have the black Vulcan, so progressive. I remember Nimoy being just a bit cross about it, which led to the legendary comment "there are no blacks on Vulcan, why does this guy exist" or something; he's actually an half decent character but his storylines are just plain terrible;
the asian guy plays the clarinet, or trumpet, or french horn, can't remember;
the fish fellow is probably my most hated character in all scifi; first of all, he looks like a overcooked, fat haddock; second, he's completely useless, oh wait, he cooks splendidly, very intriguing; I recall an episode in which he was chilling on some holographic beach, he starts dancing with some hotties and the camera slowly pans on his dancing feet, as if it was trying to entice some humour from the viewer. It was just disgusting because he's horrible;
the half, no sorry, quarter Klingon engineer, what a snorefest; she's actually kinda hot but yesh, I'd rather carve some ridges on my forehead than following her temper tantrums because granps was an angry klingon and so am I;
the Doctor, basically the only character from Voyager everyone loves, well i don't, not much, but he's certainly better than the rest. He becomes the heart of the show once Braga realizes he's the only one with a personality, and he's an hologram. Which is telling, again;
Tom Paris is probably the best pilot in the whole Starfleet, but he got this face
I dare you find me a less characteristic looking face. If i were a comic book artist and someone hired me to draw a Tom Paris book I'd ask him how the fuck would they want to draw him, because I'd just Herge the hell out of it and draw a oval, two points and a line
I won't even mention Janeway and 7 of 9, because rofl; worst captain tied to Archer and the reason show went from shit to complete bag of rotten cocks, completely trivializing the most menacing enemies, the Borg and introducing some ridiculous oversexualized undertones
so yeah, long rant sorry, but Voyager sucks. It had great potential but threw it out of the windows just right away. Enterprise might actually be a little bit better than it beause there are no fish guys in it, even though that doctor..