Hmm, who do I believe?
Toucharcade gives Fahrenheit a
4.5 out of 5
Pocket Gamer gives it a
4 out of 10
I'm surprised Pocket Gamer actually found the controls for the game good. I really can't get a good handle on them, and they just end up being really annoying
The camera in the game is just horrible. There's been many times where I'm just walking into random things when I'm trying to walk to a certain position. You can't adjust the camera whatsoever (aside from tapping the joystick to "move the camera behind your character" as the tutorial described it (and it does a poor job once you're actually in the game) and you can swipe the screen around to see what is around the current camera point you have), which just ends up being annoying. There isn't this precision in knowing where you want to go like in other 3D titles on iOS, including KOTOR (and yes, I'm well aware that the whole camera thing is because of David Cage's hard on for wanting to make a video game movie thing)
The movement doesn't have this preciseness to it like with other 3D games as well. If you want to turn around, you character has to physically run in a circle to get to the other side (and you often fail thanks to the camera and sort-of flaky joystick). I understand that the game might be trying to achieve realism with that, but it's tedious. With other 3D games, your character just turns around and carries on going. It's not like the game has tank controls at all, it's just the movement isn't that precise.
Then there is interacting with the items in the game. You have to be in the right position in order to interact, so with the low preciseness of the controls, there is so much trial and error in order to be able to even interact with them in the first place. Then there is the fact that they use freaking swipe controls to even interact.
It's not all bad though. At least the quick-time events just let you tap on the Simon board in addition to the swipe controls you could do. And anyway, I'm only like an hour in the game. I don't suppose the game could become even worse to control over that time
And yes, I'm well aware how batshit insane the game gets later on...I'm intrigued to see how this trainwreck occurs...it'd probably provide a good laugh or two